2017-09-15 at 1:14 AM UTC
Originally posted by RestStop
That reminds me why I've been having unprotected sex with Native American girls for the past 5 years. At this point it's just a job I've been doing it so long that I don't even remember faces or names I just plow relentlessly, have a scientist use a super technologically advanced and power sponge that has single atom sized vacuums that suck the pussy juice straight off my cock m8.
You see back when the pilgrims landed on plymouth rock and started murdering Indians for the supposed lolz it was actually to stop their cunt juices special powers to make later what is now known as methamphetamine.
Most bros "in the know" have had at least one experience where the meth was super good and indeed had some special "Bam" or "kick, pow!" that had never been present in the other batches. That's the special enzyme from the vaginal fluids of the native hoes. See all those dnm vendors with level 10(over $2.5 million escrow sales?) chances are they had a little "Pow wow" in them there shards.
Every gov't agency known(and not known) in the world is closing in on my sprawling estate as we speak so I don't have much time. I just popped a molly and my niggaz just pulled up in the range.
I've had the pow meth a couple times.
One time it was so powerful my ex and I went to have makeup sex and I was actually able to get the hardest boner ever (usually meth leaves me limp) so I literally ripped her panties off with my teeth and went to town and when I was about to nut i felt like I was about to fall off a cliff.
It also made my sweat smell like bleach for like two days.
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