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  1. 2017-11-05 at 8:22 AM UTC in I'm meeting this dirty little slut on saturday
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    fucking hell guys, this is one dirty little cow. i'm gonna wake her up in a minute and fuck her again wearing her bra and panties haha.





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  2. 2017-11-05 at 7:31 AM UTC in Some pics from when I lived with hydro
    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by Lanny Let's try to teach you here




    What part of this sentence made sense to you enough that you felt the need to respond seriously?

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  3. 2017-11-05 at 6:09 AM UTC in Some pics from when I lived with hydro
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Nahmeen Jafeel sounds like an Arabic name.
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  4. 2017-11-04 at 7:30 PM UTC in tricky 2017
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Your mom told me she hates you and wishes you died during that car accident
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  5. 2017-11-04 at 6:54 PM UTC in Posters of least value
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Like this if you're here in 2017.
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  6. 2017-11-04 at 3:34 PM UTC in I'm meeting this dirty little slut on saturday
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by RestStop Ah the benefits of being a multiple felon with stolen/street bought guns. 'Tis the life brahs.

    The rest stop bathroom wall will never laugh at you.
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  7. 2017-11-04 at 10:24 AM UTC in forums used to feel so much more alive
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by RestStop Nigga ya gotta get it how you live.

    HOW A NIGGA LIVE AM I RITE?
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  8. 2017-11-04 at 7:34 AM UTC in I'm meeting this dirty little slut on saturday
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by RestStop So did you fuck the slut or what?

    leaving for the station in about half hour. got a 3 hour journey in front of me first, won't be too long now tho. am really looking forward to this one.



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  9. 2017-11-04 at 5:38 AM UTC in which form of torture is worse
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by RestStop I'm pretty sure she would suck my dick for a cheeseburger at this point.

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  10. 2017-11-04 at 2:03 AM UTC in My secret society
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by RestStop I will only and I mean ONLY participate if these infants are sacrifices to Lucifer and increases my wealth in some supernaturally fast way.

    After they die I will choose several to be hollowed out and filled with cash and techamphetamine, and we will all take our turn with a spiked baseball bat at the human piñatas. All the while maintaining chants.
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  11. 2017-11-03 at 7:51 AM UTC in alcohol is a really shitty drug
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    oh yeah i almost forgot this website is too wordy
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  12. 2017-11-03 at 6:22 AM UTC in bombing afghanistan
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
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  13. 2017-11-03 at 3:46 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    If I got a zip of meth for 425 I'd be like

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  14. 2017-11-03 at 3:29 AM UTC in I'm meeting this dirty little slut on saturday
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    then i'll tongue-fuck her asshole.



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  15. 2017-11-03 at 2:32 AM UTC in I'm meeting this dirty little slut on saturday
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by jedi.Goldstein As wonderfully dirty as English sluts are, I simply can't believe this profile is real.

    i spoke to her on the phone and she sent a sweet little ass pic.



    is that the cutest little ass or what?



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  16. 2017-11-03 at 1:09 AM UTC in Kenyan Prostitute
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    OK, so on my way back from Mombasa, on this ancient train, I met an American Missionary who invited me to stay at an orphanage for the night. It genuinely was the saddest shit, and I cried manly tears a little. I also gave the kiddies peanuts, and bought 1/4 of a live goat, which was killed after I left. Evangelical Christians get a bad rap in the jedi media, but these yanks had collected money and built the kiddies nice beds, and were funding their education and doing an awful lot of good. Encouraging the kids to praise Jebus seemed a small price to pay, since I never met any atheist or Islamic missionaries out there. Maybe they were hiding?

    TLDR it really challenged my preconceived notions.

    Anyway, I was kinda horny, and got away and WhatApp-ed Sarah again. We met up, went shopping again in the Westgate, but it was closing up by the time we got there. She was looking for some decent quality perfume. We went and got some nice food in the food court there, I remember it being something involving burgers and chips, but yuppy-like, then we went to a Spanish style bar with lots of ex-pats beside the front entrance. Then we went back to my hotel, which was different from the first one I had stayed in, and one she had recommended to me.

    I was pretty wasted at this point, as I had been drinking all evening. We might have went somewhere else first, I don't remember. I do remember that the hotel made me pay extra for having a guest in my room. Fuckers.

    Anyway the hotel room was hot and humid, and felt pure Africa in an unreal, movie like way. She grabbed me and pulled me close, and onto the bed, me on top, both of us kissing passionately the whole time. I remember thinking "I wish I could live in this moment forever", then I remember saying "I'll get a condom", but not really meaning it, then I remember fucking her in the heat, and it being perfect, then I remember her vagina contracting hard on my penis as she orgasm-ed, and it feeling so great, her strong vaginal muscles sort of milking my dick, then almost immediately I came inside her. Exhaustion, then worry.

    I went to the bathroom and while pissing in the sink washed my dick a little. We fucked again without a condom a few hours later, but I don't remember the details, besides the sloppiness, and another great orgasm, and me not really caring about the consequences this time around.

    It was one of the few great, free moments I have had in my life. I didn't care about anything or anyone, it was the sort of feeling that makes you happy to be alive, and when I'm old I'm sure I hope look back on it and be like "goddam, good times, glad I did that".

    The next day after I paid her and breakfast we went shopping for perfume, but weren't able to find anything decent in central Nairobi. She accompanied me to the airport, and I gave her my remaining Kenyan Shillings. I had also given her some stuff I wanted to lose to make room in my bag before going to Istanbul for an overnight stay - some nice brand name clothes, a power bank, etc.

    Going home my bag was full of antibiotics and benzos. Kenyan pharmacies are saints - the only question they ask you is "anything else"?

    I assume she wanted to get pregnant, so as to trap me, but honestly I wouldn't have minded if she did. It seems almost disappointing that so vital feeling sex resulted in nothing. I sent her a bottle of nice Versache Perfume a while later. We still talk by email.

    After I got back home my crotch was a little itchy, and I was scared of teh aids, so I went for an STD test, but nothing showed up. I assume it was a fungal thing, and a little anti-fungal talcum powder and cream took care of it.

    Post last edited by jedi.Goldstein at 2017-11-03T01:21:32.607205+00:00
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  17. 2017-11-03 at 12:48 AM UTC in do you ever see a young obese black girl wearing an emoji movie backpack
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    that actually wasn't meant to rip on anyone; I kind of like Hydro - she's just got a lot of problems.
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  18. 2017-11-02 at 11:22 PM UTC in do you ever see a young obese black girl wearing an emoji movie backpack
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Yeah... a woman who fell in love with me.
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  19. 2017-11-02 at 11:19 PM UTC in lsd wears a neckbeard at all times to disguise his hideous facial features
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    you got cucked by meth
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  20. 2017-11-02 at 6:23 PM UTC in Am I improving at music? (listen to my new order/devo-esque mutant hybrid ether damage music pls)
    Dissociator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by just one more mongol i bet you can seduce a lot of sped girls with the whole "i can't play any instruments and im bad at everything" personality


    You're such a cuck you spend all your time thinking about all the girls that would never give you the time of day in a million years. You don't even have a single female friend or had any relationships ever.
    Breathing down a girls neck doesn't count as dating her
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