2017-10-21 at 6:20 AM UTC
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Originally posted by RestStop
So I just started dating this one girl from the community college and she lives with/is super close with her uncle. He is sending me flirty messages and texts what do I do?
Flirt back nigga
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2017-10-21 at 12:16 AM UTC
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Paying for paying for drugs
Misc extra expenses incurred while buying drugs.
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2017-10-20 at 9:41 PM UTC
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I'm gonna need that parishedential address.
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Originally posted by RestStop
This site's obsession with mmQ and his cat is a little unsettling.
Four things of note
1- There's no unsettling a chardini martini can't take care of
2- She's Chootie with the Bootie, and she deserves her time in the spotlight
3- plewg's avatar isn't my cat
4- I'm more unsettled by having to see my stupid face in one of the banners
Oh and 5- speaking of that, I checked out a bunch of different boards of canadia albums and they all sound almost identical and quite frankly, boring. What am I missing about their talent?
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Originally posted by Dissociator
Neighbors prob think I switched rooms to spy on them so they're watching me thinking I'm watching them
Is that at least plausible?
No.
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i fapped to dog shit at my brother's funeral
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2017-10-19 at 11:02 PM UTC
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Did you just rhyme 'down' with itself three times?
I don't think you know how to rhyme.
You can rhyme rhyme with time, and brine with wine
Lime with climb, mime, or or paradigm
Post last edited by 霍比特人说中文不好 at 2017-10-19T23:07:40.148923+00:00
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2017-10-19 at 9:23 PM UTC
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So, this is happening...
Originally posted by Totse 2001
Shut the fuck up. Cambodian was a given. I don't know about this other language you speak of. Maybe. It wasn't Chinese, Korean, or Japanese nor Filipino.
It's mostly Vietnamese and some Cambodian that settled in San Francisco before shooting off for Texas and many other cities while they came over on Boats. You old enough to remember "Boat People" ??
All Babies are cute. I'm Prejudice for that. Don't try to negate anything I say. Shut your hole.
You are mentally ill.
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2017-10-19 at 12:39 PM UTC
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my penis is small.
and ditto art my balls,
my penis, 3 inches overall,
my balls, the size of fish balls.
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2017-10-19 at 6:10 AM UTC
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I remembered i posted this in a Cringe Poetry thread once. It's still good, and an original composition or whatever the fuck you call it.
Empty rooms and picture frames
Haunting memories are what remains
A solution that once seemed so strange
Has since absolved me of my pains.
But i'd consider myself blessed
If somehow unexplained
I could hold you once again
And see what i have left
Inside this cage they call a chest
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Originally posted by RestStop
I'm usually only on here when I'm taking a break from being geared out of my mind. Which is going to be less and less from now on. Fuck being sober it's for losers with families and responsibilities.
Settle down a bit, you were just talking about quitting like a month ago.
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2017-10-19 at 2:51 AM UTC
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Lol I'm high as shit nigga
Originally posted by RestStop
I honestly think trayvon martin was a bitch ass nigga who deserved to get shot.
#JustStillAliveThings
Yeah but nobody deserves to get shot by George Crinngerman. That ain't right.
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yes, i said it.. everything turned out mighty fine and delicious. i sold some old guitar parts to my neighbor and my homies dealer owed him half an ounce of bud.. we have money AND drugs now. what a wonderful day to be alive
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2017-10-17 at 6:06 AM UTC
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spooky things thread
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2017-10-13 at 11:34 PM UTC
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Starting Over
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
Ok I'll bite.
By say en I lost everything does that mean knowledge?
If I could keep my scruples then no problem.
Inside of two weeks I'd have a place to live and be fucking your girlfriend.
"up the ass"
and she'd like it.
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Number13
African Astronaut
[dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
Originally posted by blackbird
Funny how every guy I meet online is apparently over 7in.
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mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
Originally posted by RestStop
What is that heroin?
No clue
Overdose faggot
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2017-10-12 at 11:20 PM UTC
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Originally posted by Captain Falcon
Lol u ever see a cute ass shorty who you like so much you fantasize about marrying her and having her meet your parents? Gal Gadot
I'd wife her jedi ass
reminds me of her
.
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kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
Originally posted by infinityshock
youre such a bottom bitch.
its a fucking flea-riddled ankle-biting canine-rat…ignore it like a normal grownup would instead of letting it light your tampon string.
if he's such a bottom bitch then why is his face on the forum banner and you'res isnt?
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