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I'm meeting this dirty little slut on saturday

  1. #41
    My girlfriend checks google for "Asian Ass Porn" (tosh.o stole that from me)

    Originally posted by NARCassist just put in your email and make a basic account. its free and you can search members, you only need to upgrade to enable you to send and receive messages tho.



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  2. #42
    Duke Zion Tuskegee Airman
    She said she wants fucked in all three holes...I would go for just her Asshole probably the tightest and most clean
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  3. #43
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 My girlfriend checks google for "Asian Ass Porn" (tosh.o stole that from me)

    you need to man the fuck up to your bitch



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  4. #44
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 My girlfriend checks google for "Asian Ass Porn" (tosh.o stole that from me)

    male ass or female ass ????
  5. #45
    Originally posted by NARCassist just put in your email and make a basic account. its free and you can search members, you only need to upgrade to enable you to send and receive messages tho.



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    So... you upgraded? This sounds like a MASSIVE scam. I bet she doesn't show up and it's just a profile put up by the site. Why don't you use a dating/hookup service that doesn't have an entry fee?
  6. #46
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 So… you upgraded? This sounds like a MASSIVE scam. I bet she doesn't show up and it's just a profile put up by the site. Why don't you use a dating/hookup service that doesn't have an entry fee?

    i checked out tinder and it was shit. too many chix saying 'not here for hookups', lol. its fucking tinder you stupid bitches, its a hookup site, if you looking for 'that sum1 speshal' then go to fucking matchdotcom. least on that britbang site everyone knows what its about. everyone's jumping on tinder now coz its kewl and just misusing the fuck out of it. either that or they don't want friends seeing them advertising themselves as a slut, but if they too pussy to do that then they ain't my kinda slut.



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  7. #47
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    besides, tinder kept trying to charge me and putting limits on shit and that.



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  8. #48
    Originally posted by NARCassist you need to man the fuck up to your bitch



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    She wants to fuck it all up and tells me its ok to look at it as long as she's sitting next to me while doing her sewing or some shit.

    I should just watch it then rub one out all over the dress she's making.
  9. #49
    Originally posted by NARCassist i checked out tinder and it was shit. too many chix saying 'not here for hookups', lol. its fucking tinder you stupid bitches, its a hookup site, if you looking for 'that sum1 speshal' then go to fucking matchdotcom. least on that britbang site everyone knows what its about. everyone's jumping on tinder now coz its kewl and just misusing the fuck out of it. either that or they don't want friends seeing them advertising themselves as a slut, but if they too pussy to do that then they ain't my kinda slut.

    Is your kind of slut a 'gutter slut'?
  10. #50
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 Is your kind of slut a 'gutter slut'?

    ghetto skanks is how i prefer to acknowledge them.



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  11. #51
    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 She wants to fuck it all up and tells me its ok to look at it as long as she's sitting next to me while doing her sewing or some shit.

    I should just watch it then rub one out all over the dress she's making.

    You're a cuck, and I don't even like to use that word.
  12. #52
    RestStop Space Nigga
    "Full blown trailer trash pill whores" Was my favorite colloquialisms when I was "Bout that" life. Anyone please feel free to use it.
  13. #53
    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 So… you upgraded? This sounds like a MASSIVE scam. I bet she doesn't show up and it's just a profile put up by the site. Why don't you use a dating/hookup service that doesn't have an entry fee?

    Or leave the house.
  14. #54
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    lol, scunthorpe

    spicy
  15. #55
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    just got a nice little treat to get the weekend started with a bang. gonna be a good weekend.




    nice piece of white an all. got that proper sweet crack yaste like it always used to have in the good ole days



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  16. #56
    LOL coke can. Weekend from what nigga.
  17. #57
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Wick Sweat LOL coke can. Weekend from what nigga.

    sitting in all day every day just shitposting on NIS and the rest of the interwebs.

    also coke can makes a good fucking pipe if you do it properly. trick is not making them holes too big.



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  18. #58
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    also got a nice little bit of my favorite come down powder for desserts.



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  19. #59
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    tfw your chasing lines on the foil and it just looks a blur when your face gets close coz the crack you just smoked has fucked all your focus up



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  20. #60
    Originally posted by NARCassist

    As wonderfully dirty as English sluts are, I simply can't believe this profile is real.
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