Originally posted by RestStop
Well dream is shutting down and wallstreet is down for "maintenance" until the 3rd of May lol. What's a backwoods honky to do for those $350 ounces of ice cream ?
Come to LA, nigga. ROAD TRIP!!
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2019-04-25 at 10:44 PM UTC
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I'm in the doghouse at work
Originally posted by Lanny
So on one of the pages I'm developing we have some legal disclosures because everything has to have disclosures. They have to come from the legal group though and they haven't figured out the copy yet, so I just threw in some text to hold the space and pad out the layout appropriately. I usually make some joke because lorem ipsum is boring. So I put in some stuff like "this product is known to the state of California to cause cancer". It was only supposed to be seen by QA who know it's a placeholder but the translation group got their hands on it and raised it to like my boss thrice removed. I got chewed out pretty royally lol, told that it was extremely unprofessional. Oh the joys of American corporate life.
You should just ban them.
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2019-04-24 at 9:15 PM UTC
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I'm in the doghouse at work
I thought "acting professional" like that was only for those without sought after skills.
It's a bit like complaining about the plumber not turning up in a suit and tie.
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Ughhu
Tuskegee Airman
[tepidly antiquate my affinity]
I do it for mental health. A lot of bad ideas are prevented by busting a nut.
Sadly my addicted mind prevents myself from dealing with it alone and forces doing strange things to relieve the pressure
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aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
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Originally posted by y36mg
What can I do with my life
Lrn 2 cook meth
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2019-04-10 at 3:56 AM UTC
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Random image thread
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2019-04-06 at 11:13 AM UTC
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Is Mal fuckable?
I'm of the "100% honesty, right off the bat" type and I can confirm that it does not work well. At all.
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2019-04-06 at 10:59 AM UTC
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Is Mal fuckable?
Casper,
I wouldn’t bull shit about your life. I’d straight up tell a woman. I think what you’ve accomplished and are accomplishing is amazing, if a woman can’t handle how you’ve become the person you are evolving into, I say fuck her!
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GGG
victim of incest
[my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
My experiment has run its course. Only people who believe in ghosts will respond, and they're all insane and want to talk in depth about it.
I will update the community on what other pickup lines are to be avoided
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2019-03-24 at 5:21 PM UTC
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Breasts
Obbe
Alan What?
[annoy my right-angled speediness]
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2019-03-23 at 6:11 PM UTC
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Breasts
Obbe
Alan What?
[annoy my right-angled speediness]
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2019-03-21 at 9:53 PM UTC
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Breasts
Obbe
Alan What?
[annoy my right-angled speediness]
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2019-03-18 at 2:04 AM UTC
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I've had it
Also how da fuq a nigga gonna “borrow” a t bone steak?
Will a nigga give it back when he’s finished with it??
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Originally posted by RestStop
My usps package hasn't been a scanned since Friday night …getting kinda worried ?
Originally posted by RestStop
My usps package hasn't been a scanned since Friday night …getting kinda worried ?
Yeah The post office is notoriously bad about losing shit but whoever mentioned that a lot of times it gets delivered and the tracking gets updated all at once was correct
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Originally posted by RestStop
My usps package hasn't been a scanned since Friday night …getting kinda worried ?
I've had that happen then it shows up and all the scans update at once. Just be patient.
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I'm lucky, I guess in that I can never see myself as a junkie. First off, I can't stand needles and always turn my head at the doctor's when they bring one out. Secondly, I don't like feeling stupid. I was given some Oxycodone a few years back when I broke my collarbone. They helped with the pain for a few days but I couldn't wait to get off of them. They just made me feel like I had lost half of my brain. I just felt like a moron.
I used to drink quite a bit but never could drink for more than a couple of days before my body required a "time out". I just couldn't sustain being consistently drunk.
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Originally posted by RestStop
Who's your avi of?
Me.
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Originally posted by Fonaplats
Well Lanny…
Are you gonna tell me what gives?
Your boss was trying to convince me to fuck his wife while he watched. I told him no dude, I'm not into that, so he threatened by good friend Fona. I said fine bossman, if it's for fonaplats I'll fuck your ugly wife, but you're not gonna be there. He grudgingly agreed but afterwards he was salty that I accidentally brought his wife to orgasm and I'm like "sorry dude, that's just what I do" so I guess he carried through on his threat anyway. What a jerk. At least I tried.
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Are you asking "Would I lie to you just to get in your pants?"
No, that's never happened.
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