Posts by RestStop

1. 2018-03-07 at 2:12 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
   RestStop Space Nigga

   Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix That ice storm we got last week broke a bunch of trees around here, I had to go outside through a window and use a shovel and bash the hell out of this big bush outside because it was weighed down with wet snow and trapping me in the house.

   
   Hmm. No storm here. Actually up until this morning it's been "could wear a jacket, could leave it at home" type of weather.
2. 2018-03-07 at 2:11 PM UTC in are we going too far with the whole malice trolling thing?
   RestStop Space Nigga
   I mean...if there were such a thing as taking things "too far" this place really wouldn't be this place would it?
3. 2018-03-07 at 2:09 PM UTC in >start talking to a girl
   RestStop Space Nigga
   You could reply "sorry I was busy railing this chick from the other night"....I think she will get the hint.
4. 2018-03-07 at 2:08 PM UTC in i dont want to be your friend, but i don't want to fuck you either.
   RestStop Space Nigga
   I mean it does get to a point where you're splitting hairs though. Were you both drunk? Did you get her high AF beforehand? Is your apartment lavish and leading her to believe your well off? Not to get off subject here but it does get subjective.
5. 2018-03-07 at 2:03 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
   RestStop Space Nigga
   How a nigga live.
6. 2018-03-07 at 1:59 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
   RestStop Space Nigga
   It's snowing in Ohio.
   
   *Snow*
7. 2018-03-07 at 1:47 PM UTC in i dont want to be your friend, but i don't want to fuck you either.
   RestStop Space Nigga

   Originally posted by Enter exactly, but i'm the one who's saying it. so that'd make them think, "wtf? he just wants to be friends? guys never just want that… what's wrong with me?! :("

   
   Yeah. You're more or less dead on with this point.
8. 2018-03-07 at 1:39 PM UTC in i dont want to be your friend, but i don't want to fuck you either.
   RestStop Space Nigga
   "Mate" would signify you're just friends I would think.
9. 2018-03-07 at 1:37 PM UTC in r e t a r d e d wordenhancements to gifted
   RestStop Space Nigga
   Rob a niggers bitch.
10. 2018-03-07 at 1:35 PM UTC in i dont want to be your friend, but i don't want to fuck you either.
    RestStop Space Nigga
    You could just say "sry I srsly think your a waste of my time cunt". PS: I gotta go to bed.
11. 2018-03-07 at 1:34 PM UTC in >start talking to a girl
    RestStop Space Nigga
    Bitches are shit.
12. 2018-03-07 at 1:32 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
    RestStop Space Nigga

    Originally posted by Enter is everyone in agreement women are shit, or am i actually crazy

    
    Yes. Except Tana Mongeau and her friend Ashly Swchan could get it too.
13. 2018-03-07 at 10:38 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
    RestStop Space Nigga

    Originally posted by lightray
    
    when she eat ass
    
    edited autoplay timestamp for dramatic effect

    
    But I rob a nigga bitch.
14. 2018-03-07 at 9:19 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
    RestStop Space Nigga
    I'm contemplating showering this nigger's mobile home ...but I'm not sure if it's worth it.
15. 2018-03-07 at 9:12 AM UTC in So what do you guys think of Kristine?
    RestStop Space Nigga
    She ain't no Tana Mongeau I know that.
16. 2018-03-07 at 9:12 AM UTC in Mom Gets 30-Year Sentence After Giving Birth To Heroin Addicted Baby Who Died
    RestStop Space Nigga

    Originally posted by 杀死所有的白魔鬼 Wat
    
    Also can we acknowledge that this woman gave birth in an auto repair shop? Lol

    
    She was like..totally just filming a porn for $ to take care of the baby.
17. 2018-03-07 at 7:19 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
    RestStop Space Nigga
    Where did Golem go/who is he now? I noticed he self destructed yet again.
18. 2018-03-07 at 6:58 AM UTC in I ate two benzedrex
    RestStop Space Nigga

    Originally posted by lightray i took 2 inhalers and couldnt jack off to anything and my ocd was fucking with me so i was fapping for hours trying to block horrible intrusive thoughts out of my mind and ended up having a psychotic breakdown, jacked off to bugs then after i came i tried to kill myself for like a week straight lol
    
    havent done it since

    
    One word : Meth.
19. 2018-03-07 at 6:55 AM UTC in Lifes a Bitch
    RestStop Space Nigga
    Bitches and shit, how a nigga live.
20. 2018-03-07 at 6:51 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
    RestStop Space Nigga

    Originally posted by Issue313