The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.

1. 2018-03-07 at 9:19 AM UTC

   #2921
   RestStop Space Nigga
   I'm contemplating showering this nigger's mobile home ...but I'm not sure if it's worth it.
2. 2018-03-07 at 9:24 AM UTC

   #2922
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   
   
   when she eat ass
   
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3. 2018-03-07 at 10:38 AM UTC

   #2923
   RestStop Space Nigga

   Originally posted by lightray
   
   when she eat ass
   
   edited autoplay timestamp for dramatic effect

   
   But I rob a nigga bitch.
4. 2018-03-07 at 11:14 AM UTC

   #2924
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Today I went to subway to buy a sammich. There was only one woman working there behind the counter, and was only serving one person ahead of me. She was taking ages with the customer, but it was understandable since she was the only one there. :)
   
   So I waited patiently... took about 5 minutes I think. When she was finally done, she said to me, "Oh by the way, we're out of bread. That was the last one."
   
   ...
   
   Are you kidding me, cunt? Why the fuck didn't you tell me that at the start, so I didn't wait 5 minutes for nothing? She said I could have the sandwich in a wrap instead, but fuck that. I left without any food. She did that on fucking purpose.
5. 2018-03-07 at 11:22 AM UTC

   #2925
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by Enter Today I went to subway to buy a sammich. There was only one woman working there behind the counter, and was only serving one person ahead of me. She was taking ages with the customer, but it was understandable since she was the only one there. :)
   
   So I waited patiently… took about 5 minutes I think. When she was finally done, she said to me, "Oh by the way, we're out of bread. That was the last one."
   
   …
   
   Are you kidding me, cunt? Why the fuck didn't you tell me that at the start, so I didn't wait 5 minutes for nothing? She said I could have the sandwich in a wrap instead, but fuck that. I left without any food. She did that on fucking purpose.

   
   i loled hard reading that coz it happened to enter
   
   
   
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6. 2018-03-07 at 11:23 AM UTC

   #2926
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by 杀死所有的白魔鬼 Purr softly

   
   the real golm wudda said 'stroke me'.
   
   
   
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7. 2018-03-07 at 11:25 AM UTC

   #2927
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Enter Today I went to subway to buy a sammich.

   
   You know what's worse than the vain women you bitch about? Grown men who say the word "sammich". You're not saving a syllable or shortening the word.
8. 2018-03-07 at 11:44 AM UTC

   #2928
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   some people here are just the absolute end-state of self induced personality destruction. enter is one of them. you will never behave like a person in any way connected to reality
   
   now that i think about it we're all just kinda tripping constantly on our own mental illnesses and residual effects from drugs
9. 2018-03-07 at 11:48 AM UTC

   #2929
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by lightray some people here are just the absolute end-state of self induced personality destruction. enter is one of them. you will never behave like a person in any way connected to reality
   
   now that i think about it we're all just kinda tripping constantly on our own mental illnesses and residual effects from drugs

   
   honk?! how was it my fault she fucked me over and made me wait all that time for nothing
10. 2018-03-07 at 11:49 AM UTC

    #2930
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I HATE WOMEN WAHHHH
    
    have a new fucking thought for once. you're like a broken ipod stuck on a loop
11. 2018-03-07 at 12:06 PM UTC

    #2931
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by lightray I HATE WOMEN WAHHHH
    
    have a new fucking thought for once. you're like a broken ipod stuck on a loop

    
    Well well.
12. 2018-03-07 at 12:06 PM UTC

    #2932
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    how do you think people with alzheimers think
    
    compare it to how you think
13. 2018-03-07 at 12:07 PM UTC

    #2933
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by lightray I HATE WOMEN WAHHHH
    
    have a new fucking thought for once. you're like a broken ipod stuck on a loop

    
    aren't you the one that's always wanting to dig girls eyes out and shit?
    
    
    
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14. 2018-03-07 at 12:09 PM UTC

    #2934
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    yea but im self aware enough to have an aszortment of other interests. its just a side hobby like building model airplanes
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15. 2018-03-07 at 12:11 PM UTC

    #2935
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Enter Today I went to subway to buy a sammich. There was only one woman working there behind the counter, and was only serving one person ahead of me. She was taking ages with the customer, but it was understandable since she was the only one there. :)
    
    So I waited patiently… took about 5 minutes I think. When she was finally done, she said to me, "Oh by the way, we're out of bread. That was the last one."
    
    …
    
    Are you kidding me, cunt? Why the fuck didn't you tell me that at the start, so I didn't wait 5 minutes for nothing? She said I could have the sandwich in a wrap instead, but fuck that. I left without any food. She did that on fucking purpose.

    
    Ok that shit would've pissed me off too
16. 2018-03-07 at 12:12 PM UTC

    #2936
    

    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    
17. 2018-03-07 at 12:15 PM UTC

    #2937
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    is everyone in agreement women are shit, or am i actually crazy
18. 2018-03-07 at 12:16 PM UTC

    #2938
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Open Your Mind

    
    people are attracted to people of similar intelligence
    
    it makes sense you like bimbos since when your psuedointellectual facade gets torn down you're dumb as shit
19. 2018-03-07 at 12:16 PM UTC

    #2939
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Enter or am i actually crazy

    
    you have 0 self awareness i swear
20. 2018-03-07 at 12:17 PM UTC

    #2940
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by lightray yea but im self aware enough to have an aszortment of other interests. its just a side hobby like building model airplanes

    
    oh i see, yeah that changes things then.
    
    
    
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