i dont want to be your friend, but i don't want to fuck you either.

1. 2018-03-07 at 1:19 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   i just want you to WANT to fuck me. :(
2. 2018-03-07 at 1:35 PM UTC

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   RestStop Space Nigga
   You could just say "sry I srsly think your a waste of my time cunt". PS: I gotta go to bed.
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3. 2018-03-07 at 1:37 PM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by RestStop You could just say "sry I srsly think your a waste of my time cunt". PS: I gotta go to bed.

   
   whenever I realize a girl isn't into me, I call her "mate". Like, "Sup mate".
   
   My hope is that it makes them feel undesired, since I'm a guy who just wants to be friends. Do you think that's what they think, or am I overthinking it?
4. 2018-03-07 at 1:39 PM UTC

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   RestStop Space Nigga
   "Mate" would signify you're just friends I would think.
5. 2018-03-07 at 1:41 PM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by RestStop "Mate" would signify you're just friends I would think.

   
   exactly, but i'm the one who's saying it. so that'd make them think, "wtf? he just wants to be friends? guys never just want that... what's wrong with me?! :("
6. 2018-03-07 at 1:47 PM UTC

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   RestStop Space Nigga

   Originally posted by Enter exactly, but i'm the one who's saying it. so that'd make them think, "wtf? he just wants to be friends? guys never just want that… what's wrong with me?! :("

   
   Yeah. You're more or less dead on with this point.
7. 2018-03-07 at 1:48 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by RestStop Yeah. You're more or less dead on with this point.

   
   REALLY?! because im trying to become more self-aware, and thought that sounded crazy. but if that's true, awesome.
8. 2018-03-07 at 1:57 PM UTC

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   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by Enter whenever I realize a girl isn't into me, I call her "mate". Like, "Sup mate".
   
   My hope is that it makes them feel undesired, since I'm a guy who just wants to be friends. Do you think that's what they think, or am I overthinking it?

   
   you idiot, they'd just think you were gay is all.
   
   
   
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9. 2018-03-07 at 1:58 PM UTC

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   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   they're prolly thinking about if they got any other gay friends they could hook you up with, lol.
   
   
   
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10. 2018-03-07 at 1:59 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by NARCassist they're prolly thinking about if they got any other gay friends they could hook you up with, lol.
    
    
    
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    when was the last time you fucked a thin, attractive woman (prostitutes don't count)
11. 2018-03-07 at 2 PM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    well when you say prostitutes don't count, you mean if you pay them as prostitutes right?
    
    
    
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12. 2018-03-07 at 2:05 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by NARCassist well when you say prostitutes don't count, you mean if you pay them as prostitutes right?
    
    
    
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    yeh
    
    when was the last time u fucked a thin, attractive woman who you actaully woo'd and fucked without paying, you fucked her coz she just genuinely liked you
13. 2018-03-07 at 2:08 PM UTC

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    RestStop Space Nigga
    I mean it does get to a point where you're splitting hairs though. Were you both drunk? Did you get her high AF beforehand? Is your apartment lavish and leading her to believe your well off? Not to get off subject here but it does get subjective.
14. 2018-03-07 at 2:17 PM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by Enter yeh
    
    when was the last time u fucked a thin, attractive woman who you actaully woo'd and fucked without paying, you fucked her coz she just genuinely liked you

    
    well you know i wasn't paying that hooker chick last year right? i mean we just hooked up like normal people do.
    
    when was the last time you fucked anything that was carbon based life form?
    
    
    
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15. 2018-03-07 at 2:18 PM UTC

    #15
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by NARCassist well you know i wasn't paying that hooker chick last year right? i mean we just hooked up like normal people do.
    
    when was the last time you fucked anything that was carbon based life form?
    
    
    
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    2 years
16. 2018-03-07 at 2:22 PM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by Enter 2 years

    
    that's fucking sad. the only time i went two years was coz i was in jail and not a fucking homo.
    
    
    
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17. 2018-03-08 at 12:52 AM UTC

    #17
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by NARCassist that's fucking sad. the only time i went two years was coz i was in jail and not a fucking homo.
    
    
    
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    women don't like me. :/
18. 2018-03-08 at 1:20 AM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    no you just think they don't
    
    
    
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19. 2018-03-08 at 7:01 AM UTC

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    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    I just want an F150 Raptor in which to speed down I-20.