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Posts by RestStop

  1. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by mmQ What if your witch friend was imaginary and none of that ever happened whatsoever?

    Then who was Demon?!?
  2. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 I met the Filipino version of hydro today at work. She told me that she's not looking for a real relationship, just sex. Told me about how dating works in her country and used me and her as an example instead of going third person narrator. Then she invited me over to her place for beer later this week. I swear I didn't do anything to deserve this. Not sure what to do with it because I don't really want random pussy right now.

    I am reminded of pussy I could have had or flat out turned down and when I am in need it keeps me up at night thing of the nuts that could have been! Don't be like me and live with regrets.
  3. RestStop Space Nigga
    No but I saw your uncle Pat McGroin stealing from walmart last week.
  4. RestStop Space Nigga
    Heard it could reduce meth tolerance quite a bit. OP get addicted to meth and report back plz.
  5. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Bipolar High Roller Beyond locally theres nobody as vocally dope as me
    so I'm totally devoted 'til notice me globally
    A dope emcee, you don't agree
    then go and read poetry
    I know you're a bitch, no need to show me your ovaries
    Fuck those moves that you're makin'
    'Cuz I ain't following shit
    You little gossipin' bitches, you need to swallow a dick
    Cuz all of this is politics and I aint followin' gimicks
    All of you critics are bitches and you gotta admit it
    I'ma stop talking shit when this load of faggots
    drop their arrogant ego over their itty bitty local status
    Who flows the baddest is irrelevant shit
    If you're a prick you should suck a fuckin elephant's dick
    I aint never givin props when you keep peddain shit
    So sever your wrists cuz bitch, you will never be missed
    I have never met an emcee who is better than this
    Y'all aint worth the genital sweat I'm lettin' you kiss

    Pure Fiyah!
  6. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Bipolar High Roller I just want to say that I love you Reststop.

    ty Doll.
  7. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by CASPER Well the time of year is upon us. If anyone is interested, ill soon begin sales of my famous Cali Christmas Care package. Assortments begin at $60 and go up from there. This offer open only to verified OG niggaz. Inquire for details.

    Inquiring.
  8. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by D4NG0 Instagram, Twitter, Snapchat, LinkedIn, MySpace, Tumblr, BlogPost…

    Fuck if I know. Who wants to use social media anyway?

    I only use them when I'm sharded the fuck out and tryin' to perv on girls. If I don't outright get told to fuck off then it's usually "Depends...you sharing?" LMFAO nigga I'm fresh out the shower!
  9. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Zanick Act like the exorcism really working but you feel pressure building up evilly in your cock

    Nice! and Agreed tell her the only way is to suck the demon out of your penis. I'm sure she will get the hint.
  10. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by mso8 you might be getting laid (just kidding)

    Ye ye ye she might be wantin' those "ghost" loads nigga.
  11. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 No. lots of injuries around large machines and assembly lines, people crossing streets while people are driving.


    Unless you mean everyone shuts down the planet grid and sits in an egg chair and meditates. I think some machines can go off line and have to be monitored all the time.. like a Nuclear Power Plant's cooling tank.



    Originally posted by Bill Krozby a lot of people having no business taking drugs would probably die / become whore mongering drug addicts

    These about sum it up. Around this time last year I took two yellow ferraris and had to stop my truck because I was kinda overwhelmed but it didn't last long maybe a minute and then I otherwise went about my day. I've seen people call the cops/emt because they thought they were going to die LOL but they were dumb immature sluts the same type of girls who cry in retail stores because they can't find jeans that fit their misshapen asses properly.
  12. RestStop Space Nigga
    It's raining in December I love Ohio weather. One day it's sunny and 75 and the next an apocalyptic blizzard.
  13. RestStop Space Nigga
    How do you deal with zombies? Blow their motherfuckin' heads off!
  14. RestStop Space Nigga
    Is this thing ever getting made? It is December cunts.
  15. RestStop Space Nigga
    I never have in all honesty. I didn't even know trump won the presidency until the next day because a black friend told me because he was angry about it LOL.
  16. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 I was being a bit funny

    This NEVER happens.
  17. RestStop Space Nigga
    I got a new Clydsdale,
    I'm finna paint em.
    Sellin' ice out the house nigga,
    put a baby in ya spouse nigga,
    finna finish this cup of coffee
    and get a shower so I can check
    my mail, niggga.
  18. RestStop Space Nigga
    I wouldn't get rid of it. Figure out to control and harness it's power. They have immense physical power and hidden knowledge of how the universe works. DO that and you'll be swimming in barely legal pussy and olympic sized pools filled with 100's in no time.
  19. RestStop Space Nigga
    Most likely by those super intelligent alien/reptile FBI/CIA/DEA agents who own totse/the world and constantly fuck with Totse2001 for his unlimited knowledge of how the google search bar works.
  20. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by jimmy i got stoned as fuck for 45 min with like 0.1 weed using a water bong

    A water bottle filled with like an 1/8th - 1/4 of water with a half of a ink pen stuck in a hole in the side/middle then tape as a sealer around it was my go to in high school for years. If you do it right it cuts down the weed you usually need in like half.
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