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My "witch" friend says I have a demon inside me, and wants to perform an exorcism.

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    Not trolling or kidding, bitches be crazy.

    Known her for a few years, and she always told me how I have so much negative energy that it's unnatural, and messaged me today saying she's afraid I could have a demon inside me. I wanted to tell her how in 2007, SpectraL literally sent demons to me through the internet, but realized I'd be sounding more autistic than her.

    So obviously I don't believe in that shit, but it's a chance for a girl to actually give me physical contact, so what the hell.
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    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Lol
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    videotape it
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    HTS highlight reel
    I could actually see you being a result of demonic possession.
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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    attentions solicited, attentions given.

    /thread.
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    RestStop Space Nigga
    I wouldn't get rid of it. Figure out to control and harness it's power. They have immense physical power and hidden knowledge of how the universe works. DO that and you'll be swimming in barely legal pussy and olympic sized pools filled with 100's in no time.
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    mso8 Houston
    you might be getting laid (just kidding)
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    RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by mso8 you might be getting laid (just kidding)

    Ye ye ye she might be wantin' those "ghost" loads nigga.
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    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Act like the exorcism really working but you feel pressure building up evilly in your cock
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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by Zanick Act like the exorcism really working but you feel pressure building up evilly in your cock

    the reverse happened to me when i was 9.

    Father McGreggor said i was possessed by devils and the only way he could save me was to had me exorcised but it was too bad becos holy water IVs were needed and he'd just drank the last drop of them prior.

    guess how he had holy waters administered into me.
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    RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Zanick Act like the exorcism really working but you feel pressure building up evilly in your cock

    Nice! and Agreed tell her the only way is to suck the demon out of your penis. I'm sure she will get the hint.
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    Enter, everyone knows you don't have friends
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    The demon's name is, Gog.
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    Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
    How do you know she doesn't have a demon inside of her and simply wants to pass it over to you?
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    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
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    what if your demon told her to get away the first few times and then said.. you're weakening me. Do not make love to this man, do not because I will win even over this love.
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    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 what if your demon told her to get away the first few times and then said.. you're weakening me. Do not make love to this man, do not because I will win even over this love.

    Creeeeaaaaak craaaack
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    What if your witch friend was imaginary and none of that ever happened whatsoever?
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    RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by mmQ What if your witch friend was imaginary and none of that ever happened whatsoever?

    Then who was Demon?!?
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