While Mexicans are tan like the earth which gives us life? Like the trees which give us air, and the color of the noble grizzly bear?
White is such an ugly color. When my bread gets white mold on it I throw it away. When its brown that means you know its good bread. That's why they have the term 'golden brown' because we are golden.
Idk just a shower thought but honestly it must suck being all white and pasty. Probably get burned by the fuxkin sun all the time LOL.
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Black Hole
[my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
Originally posted by HTS
For real though haircuts are my personal hell - being strapped into a chair and forced to socialize solely through meaningless small talk with a total stranger, with a 50/50 chance I hate what they do to my hair and yet I'll still be obligated to pay and feel obligated to tip them. It's fucking horrible. Fuck that. Nope.
I wish I had the balls to say "in silence" when they ask how I'd like my hair cut, but that's abrasive af and they'd probably think I was a piece of shit. *sigh*
So yeah, I don't get my hurr did. Ever.
If your barber uses straps to hold you in the chair something isn't right.
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Originally posted by Octavian
Currently in the Clap clinic waiting to be seen. I must have had this for nearly 2 years. I'll be surprised if I'm not infertile.
If you hate two year olds and condoms (in completely separate contexts), that sounds like a solid win for you, my dude.
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2019-12-12 at 3:44 AM UTC
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Juicebox Obituary
Originally posted by Sudo
Here's Ytter_man's obituary
https://www.sidneyherald.com/obituaries/jake-hunsbedt/article_7219bb86-6c66-50c6-83da-63235892aa4e.html
may Allah bless him and look after his family
edit: he has a much better beard in this pic
You know your life is kinda fucked when in your obituary they have to mention whats in your music collection and what type of public transportation you most enjoy...just to take up time and space.
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Originally posted by ORACLE
The only solution is to set up cameras to record your home at night, look for artifacts in the footage to check if it has been tampered with, those are likely marks of a poltergeist
If he walks around the property at 2am screaming βI AINT βFRAID AH NO GHOST!!β They will finally leave him alone
Itβs the only way
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2019-12-09 at 5:51 PM UTC
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A Holiday in the SIN DEN.
Thatβs whatβs up Friend
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2019-12-09 at 5:07 PM UTC
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A Holiday in the SIN DEN.
Poltergeist is Deutsch for loud ghost ...
Polter- loud
Geist-ghost
Just a random fact ...
Carry on...
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Originally posted by Lanny
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
go fuck yourself bitch. we both served this shithole nation. don't act like you're something special you ignorant piece of shit!!
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Unless she's one of those terrifying cripples who can arm crawl like some silent hill shit. Probably climb walls too
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Originally posted by Erekshun
beta? bwahahaha! Hey what am I when I don't give a shit about anything?
A liar. :)
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JIDF Controlled Opposition
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Originally posted by Rrr
Dude i might actually try this. I always try to pretend to be a normal person on tinder and it makes me not want to do it. Might as well be myself and find a girl who appreciates the real, degenerate me.
You might as well. There's plenty of girls out there that are into way sicker shit than you, you'll find. You might end up learning if you yourself can handle some of
their degeneracy.
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Originally posted by Rrr
Why would I do something when I could just do nothing instead? -socrates
Your parents are dumber than you even.
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Originally posted by ORACLE
I love beating off gays in central park
Huehuehue
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Alan What?
[annoy my right-angled speediness]
Some dude in a diaper was just running around spawn, kept dying.
This world is like a big sandbox for retards.
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Originally posted by Solstice
Casper used to joke that he had so much dope ground up into his carpet that a square of it would cause an overdose. Your lamp won't get me high.
Didn't you know Falco's lamps are made out of pure cocaine?
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First kill has to be an infant for full desensitization
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Shortly after, they kicked me out of the library
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