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2019-11-22 at 8:49 PM UTC in Most of you are actual pieces of shit.
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2019-11-22 at 8:43 PM UTC in Most of you are actual pieces of shit.
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2019-11-22 at 8:27 PM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion π©π
Originally posted by DietPiano We gave him all this advice already but we did a way better job and we aren't brown, dumb, depressed, and ubemployed and in no position to give advice. You aren't in any better situation than him
Yeah, I am and just because you are a salty uninformed loser faggot doesn't change the facts. Hit the mop, bitch! You missed a spot. It's your face. -
2019-11-22 at 8:25 PM UTC in Florida dog rips sick 60+ minute reverse demolition donuts all over town
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2019-11-22 at 8:13 PM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion π©πSploo 99% of this site is composed of losers. Stop listening to their advice. Go get a job, spam like 50 job applications tomorrow.
Make up some "experience" as a low level muckraker job like a janitor. Use it to get someone to give you a shot at their lowest value job. Go apply as a dishwasher or something.
Make some money, give yourself some exposure and options.
Every day you don't spend actively job hunting, is a day you waste. I am telling you, everything else you do between this point and that one will be some other airhead shit that will literally move you forward 0% in any direction.
Make your job, finding a job. Even if someone gives you a job, you will probably show up late and get fired if you just show up without your energy and focus. You have to get used to waking up a regular, normal time, like 7 AM. You have to get used to the feeling on getting out of bed, getting ready, putting on normal clothes.
You are waiting for some scale to tip and some bolt of lightning to fall from the sky and give you the energy to fix your shit. You are like a giant baby right now and it is fucking pathetic. Get your shit together. -
2019-11-22 at 8:01 PM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion π©π
Originally posted by Technologist Shut up faggot. Do you just swoop in give advise to people on the internet? You have no clue how he feels, only he does. Only he has experienced his own life that led him to where he is now.
Donβt act like you are something special. I got news for ya, yourβre not.
No shit cunt I'm not the one claiming to know his life, I'm giving him the facts that you people are too faggy to lay out. -
2019-11-22 at 7:59 PM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion π©π
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2019-11-22 at 11:59 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion π©π
Originally posted by Technologist NO ONE can help Sploo but Sploo. One minute heβs ready for help, the next minute heβs binging on a drug for 3 days. He hasnβt hit rock bottom yet, but I bet heβs close. If not, heβll die first.
Heβs lucky that Imodium didnβt kill him.
No, you can help him, by refusing to coddle him and giving him options. No shit he has to implement changes himself, do you just swoop in to say the most obvious shit while trying to act like you added anything? -
2019-11-22 at 11:41 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion π©πEveryone trying to baby sploo is doing it selfishly, to give themselves the warm fuzzies for emotionally supporting someone without actually trying to help them and give them options.
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2019-11-22 at 4:32 AM UTC in Israel is Imploding
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2019-11-22 at 12:55 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion π©π
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2019-11-22 at 12:28 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion π©πSploo, grasshopper.
Get a job, any job. Open up Craigslist, open up your local newspaper's website, look for any fucking job, minimum wage, scraping shitters, I don't give a fuck. Learn how to take care of yourself. Learn how to be a fucking man.
You are in your 20s and have no skills, no friends, no education. You're generating $0 and costing someone so etching to keep alive. You seem to think you deserve something.
Maybe you'll say "no I fucked up I deserve nothing" as a meme but the thing is that you haven't really actually internalised your situation: you are not going to get a job you like, you are not going to come up with some brilliant master stroke that will claw you out of the hole, you're not going to have the balls to kill yourself, you're not gonna win some cosmic lottery and find yourself in the life you desire.
You are at the very bottom of the bottom. Everyone you ever looked down on, the janitors, the housekeepers, the waiters, they are fucking WAY above you.
On some level you still view this like it's a cartoon playing in your head. You are utterly out of touch with reality. You need to eat shit at a job to prove you're worth something in a not shit eating position. And understand what it feels like to eat shit and grind and make some money.
You need to come to terms with the fact that you are not worth shit and you need to do the shittiest, down lowest jobs to even compete right now. You don't get to pick. You take what you get.
And stop taking shitty online tests. If you want to fill some forms, fill out a shitload of job applications tomorrow. If you can ride a bike, go do Uber Eats. -
2019-11-22 at 12:25 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion π©πHe's straight up sitting around wasting his god damn time with his head in the clouds still thinking up retarded schemes to fix himself with a shitty internet test for a self diagnosis.
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2019-11-22 at 12:22 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion π©π
Originally posted by Rrr Ah fuck im back to taking a bunch of personality tests to figure out wtf is wrong with me. I still have no idea. Having nonspecific incurable symptoms of every mental illness is shitty and lulz
Kid are you fucking retarded? How about to start, you quit taking stupid ass tests on the internet? -
2019-11-22 at 12:06 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion π©π
Originally posted by Grylls dont text back straight away is standard
but that 2 texts per day policy doesnt really work in certain shituations, girls dont really ask questions either, boring bitches
No, I have fucked more bitches than you ever will in your entire life. 2 texts. That's it. If she is really chatting, toss up a couple more but that's it. Bitches can smell social capital. If you text too much, you don't have other shit to do. -
2019-11-21 at 11:57 PM UTC in Do you guys think this chick is okay looking?
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2019-11-21 at 11:56 PM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion π©πDon't text girls back immediately. And keep a strict 2 text per day limit. Unless she's asking questions.
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2019-11-21 at 11:56 PM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion π©π
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2019-11-21 at 10:30 PM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion π©π
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2019-11-21 at 10:02 PM UTC in Do you guys think this chick is okay looking?
