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Posts by Japan-Is-Eternal

  1. Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by WellHung JapanisEternal favors ethyl alcohol over cannabis.

    Alcohol is the drug of choice in Japan

  2. Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged


    KNOW YOUR PLACE SHIT BROWN BOY
  3. Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by AngryOnion Shit people its just weed.
    Half the time I don't even realize I'm stoned unless I acknowledge the fact that I just smoked a shitton of weed.

    "bruh I'm such a stonner bruh I smoke an oz a day bruh bruh bruh like dude pass the dab rig bruh"

    kill yourself
  4. Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Misguided Russian you sound like a yankee doodle of the nerdy, virgin variety.

    That's what I thought
    I was like "wtf" when he said I sounded southern, though he's dumb as fuck so maybe he mistook my hazy voice for a southern accent.
    idk I'm awaiting a door knock from his little butt buddy he paid to kill me using his BTC.
  5. Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    tbh I the fighting genre is something I haven't ever really gotten into
    I love Tekken for the aesthetic and music, I was big into MK on the genesis back in the day and during the 7th gen I played Soul Calibur IV quite a lot.
    I bought Mortal Kombat XL for the PS4 so I'll start with that.
    My favorites are Mortal Kombat and Tekken.
    What games are big with tournaments?
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    someday I would like to do that
    it sounds fun and would be something to do
  7. Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    Southern accents are based as fuck



    tbh I wish I still had an accent (I had one when I was like 12)
    the mainstream cosmopolitan tv accent is boring and soulless, I would rather sound like Campervan kevin.
  8. Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by aldra I wouldn't bother unless you want to play fighting games competitively.

    Maybe someday
    Are there people who gamble over fighting games?
  9. Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    OP it's not too late to turn your life around
    Find Jesus Christ and embrace health and sobriety
  10. Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    I'm gonna ask my mom to get me one of those fighting gamepads for christmas
  11. Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by mmQ You're a literal piece of shit that somehow grew a body and brain to surround it.

    projecting much?
  12. Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    in what fucking universe does this sound southern:

    https://vocaroo.com/i/s0n5oqSjCs7N

    I was in a race just now and some douchebag was mouthing off so I started calling him out and he went on this tirade about how he had my IP and was going to dox me and then use his bitcoin to hire a hit on me .... so we had a shittalk fest back and forth and he said I sounded like a southern redneck and had a west virginia draw .... like wtf?
    Also he finished last but was still shit talking, I came in like third or fourth out of 12 players.
  13. Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by mmQ Where did you get that line from because I know you didnt think of it yourself. Everyone thought they could beat me but yet they kept putting in quarters in the machine while I stood there, laughing, waiting. Next.

    I would beat your ass so hard you would have two assholes
    and yes I came up with the microwave dinner joke, I am so brilliant and supreme.
  14. Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by mmQ I would be Smoke and I'd beat you a hundred times out of a hundred

    If its exclusive to OG MK I'd pick Sonya and annoying jump and blade your ass to death, then give you the kiss of death to top off your death. Like a cherry on top of the whipped cream swirl thing.

    You would be a cheap microwave dinner before you could blink
  15. Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    That theme song gets me so hyped and makes me want to go out and tear someone's head off

    when I was little I would run around the house while playing the MK theme song and would pretend to do various movies and whatnot
    I watched the movie at least over nine thousand times
    Maybe that is where my lust for blood came from .....
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    if u were an MK character which one would u be?

    I would be sub zero and would freeze all of your heads and then stomp on them ^_^
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    Game of the Century

    GOTC
  18. Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    lol buckethead
    only people with oil fried brains enjoy that shite
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    btw that movie was HORSE SHIT misandric boring garbage but the soundtrack is an absolute masterpiece
    Probably the greatest movie soundtrack of all time next to Gattaca
  20. Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    Love this track

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