Posts by frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊

1. 2019-10-18 at 8:56 PM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕
   frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 African Astronaut
   everyone who knows me personally goes insane after a while. i am a neurotoxic psychosis causing molecule
2. 2019-10-18 at 7:17 PM UTC in How many women does it take to change a battery?
   frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Daily These women would be happier if they had an infant suckling on their tits while cooking dinner for their astronaut husbands

   
   this applies just in general
3. 2019-10-18 at 6:56 PM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕
   frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Big League jedi Told your fuckin ass.

   
   Cant tell if captain failcon or risir
4. 2019-10-18 at 4:43 AM UTC in The new about page
   frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by The Self Taught Man youre unreadable
   
   

   
   lol
5. 2019-10-18 at 3:21 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕
   frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Ghost

   
   huffing kills brain cells
6. 2019-10-18 at 2:10 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕
   frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 African Astronaut
   A nigger scammed me out of 20 bucks
   
   This is why we need hitler
7. 2019-10-18 at 1:27 AM UTC in Seven days no fap and I'm going literally insane
   frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country When you go to fap you grab your penis really tight, basically as tight as you can. As a result the sensation is really deep and intense.
   
   On the other hand the sensation of fucking a vagina is really slight. It feels like a very slight rubbing, especially if you're using a condom. It's often too slight to get off.
   
   Death grip basically means ruining your penis via over stimulation. It soon resets, within a week or two, but it's still a difficulty.

   
   this guy has clearly jerked off a lot he knows what he's talking about
8. 2019-10-17 at 9:30 PM UTC in Seven days no fap and I'm going literally insane
   frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 African Astronaut
   I did nofap just because my penis broke for a while and it was ok
9. 2019-10-17 at 7:48 PM UTC in Eating and edible and smoking weed is hardcore
   frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 African Astronaut
   spice
10. 2019-10-17 at 7:46 PM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕
    frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by GAAAAALM That is fucking sad. Probably not very good pizza in the UK so it's not your fault.
    
    I've had Pizza in Canada, Mexico, Taiwan, and it was shit. Even in California and FL it was just pure shit to me.
    
    Chicago pizza > all. Nothing beats Lou Malnati's

    
    ny piz > chicago piz
11. 2019-10-17 at 7:01 PM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕
    frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Daily I tried Papa Johns for the first time the other day
    
    I think it legit might be the best pizza I've ever had
    
    Have I just not tried enough pizza. I've probably eaten pizza less than 50 times in my life. Should I try something else
    
    I had the meat one because Extinction Rebellion has been blocking roads outside my place for weeks

    
    Youve never had real pizza have you?
12. 2019-10-17 at 6:25 PM UTC in I'm such a piece of shit.
    frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 African Astronaut
    Ya me 2
13. 2019-10-17 at 6:19 PM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕
    frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 African Astronaut
    
    
    Dumbass Ms. Bird Von Yos wont gtfo my twinkies
14. 2019-10-17 at 6:16 PM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕
    frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 African Astronaut
    Applied to a customer service job today so i can fulfill my duties of soothing people
    
    Ive been snorting huge lines of noopept for 3 weeks straight, 5 grams total. No idea if its done anything but hopefully i've leveled up a few times
15. 2019-10-17 at 6:04 PM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕
    frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by sploo pic dumping acc C O M P** I L E *D
    
    hoe gives me eye
    dick give me brain
    all on a choo choo train!
    (the nu nu trains faked 8/11 rush did heaven xxx2yisssssssssssssssssssss
    ill put you in an ICU
    when you give me an IOU
    rob the pharamcy for DMT
    learn bout triangolios like trimongol 333
    represent! hoe give me eye dick give me brain
    smoke da crojas i go insane
    its gay anal sex
    bundy = buns
    a jimmy is slang for a peenoy
    and its called a wet jimmy because of the lube
    jimmy goes to the john
    nimmy! = a nimble jimmy if you're not a pimpy wimpers 😞

16. 2019-10-17 at 5:55 PM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕
    frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 African Astronaut
    PSA: Girls fart and poop just like boys
    
    Perhaps even better 😛
17. 2019-10-17 at 5:47 PM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕
    frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ My basement. 🤐

    
    Here doggy🐶🐶 whos a good doggy 🐕🐕🐶 doggy 🐕🐶🦄
18. 2019-10-17 at 5:46 PM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕
    frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 African Astronaut
    I get immodium cravings. My last dose of 2 bottles 288mg had me nodding out all day for 12$, pretty sure 3 bottles would make me OD.
19. 2019-10-17 at 3:06 PM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕
    frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 African Astronaut
    Smoke spice pussy
20. 2019-10-17 at 1:56 PM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕
    frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 African Astronaut
    I chew nicotine gum work my thighs snap my fingers got one sassy attitude