Seven days no fap and I'm going literally insane

1. 2019-10-17 at 9:13 PM UTC

   #1
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   This is so fucked up.
   
   I doubt I'll survive the winter.
   
   Send provisions.
2. 2019-10-17 at 9:13 PM UTC

   #2
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Why do people even do this?
   
   Why am I doing this?
3. 2019-10-17 at 9:30 PM UTC

   #3
   frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 African Astronaut
   I did nofap just because my penis broke for a while and it was ok
4. 2019-10-17 at 9:30 PM UTC

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   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   fap then?
5. 2019-10-17 at 10:27 PM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Fuck I just can't fucking even right now.
   
   I might actually literally kill somebody I just don't know what to do.
   
   Bitches flaunting their asses all around and flirting and gettin g my dick hard I fucking swear this is so.fucked up.
   
   Absolute chnts.
   
   I can't even believe I was born of a cunt.
6. 2019-10-17 at 10:28 PM UTC

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   GAAAAALM African Astronaut
   I'll suck you off and then you won't break your nofap :)
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7. 2019-10-17 at 10:29 PM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by GAAAAALM I'll suck you off and then you won't break your nofap :)

   
   You'd at least have to wear a wig and throw on some lipstick.
8. 2019-10-17 at 10:34 PM UTC

   #8
   GAAAAALM African Astronaut

   Originally posted by gadzooks You'd at least have to wear a wig and throw on some lipstick.

   
   Ok deal but I'm not shaving so expect some prickle
9. 2019-10-17 at 10:37 PM UTC

   #9
   

   Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
   No fap is kinda a meme.
   
   If you are concerned about porn fap without porn. If you are concerned about death grip, fap with a toy.
   
   Unless you move to a monastery or something it's going to be hard to just go without ejaculating.
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10. 2019-10-17 at 10:47 PM UTC

    #10
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Omg Shaye is here at th bar omg omg omg fuck fuck fuck I didn't even think she'd be here.omg I literally hate everyone and want to stab people right now because his is fucked.
11. 2019-10-17 at 10:48 PM UTC

    #11
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    It should be illegal to be this hot.
    
    Like, straight up.
    
    Wtf.
12. 2019-10-17 at 10:51 PM UTC

    #12
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Like, there are solid 10 put of 10 chicks working here, but as soon as Shaye walked in, I just lost all sense of space and time.
    
    I love her so much and want to marry her and I will literally murder people if that doesn't happen.
13. 2019-10-17 at 10:54 PM UTC

    #13
    GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    Shhh
    
    Look at me
    
    Marry me
    
    Fuck Shaye
    
    I mean not literally but FUCK her
    
    U got dis
14. 2019-10-17 at 10:56 PM UTC

    #14
    

    L41n Houston

    Originally posted by gadzooks as soon as Shaye walked in, I just lost all sense of space and time.
    
    I love her so much and want to marry her and I will literally murder people if that doesn't happen.

    
    
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15. 2019-10-18 at 12:40 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country No fap is kinda a meme.
    
    If you are concerned about porn fap without porn. If you are concerned about death grip, fap with a toy.
    
    Unless you move to a monastery or something it's going to be hard to just go without ejaculating.

    
    What is this death grip? Is it like when your outer penis is so desensitizied that you have to grip so extra hard that you can forgo the outer penis and just jack the inner penis? That only happened to me on super p force which broke my dick for a month afterwards, it's better now but I think I might have some scar tissue around my dick cylinders and discolouration.
    
    Anyway, I dunno mang, you must have a pretty heavy habit or maybe you got a lot of natural testosterone. I give myself a hernia check about once every other week, or more on meth.
16. 2019-10-18 at 12:44 AM UTC

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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    She actually talked to me and everything.
    
    Like, a queen/goddess actually interacted with me.
    
    I love her and will slay entire hordes of humanity in her name.
17. 2019-10-18 at 12:45 AM UTC

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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I bet her vagina tastes like cotton candy.
18. 2019-10-18 at 1:01 AM UTC

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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]

    Originally posted by DietPiano What is this death grip?

    
    When you go to fap you grab your penis really tight, basically as tight as you can. As a result the sensation is really deep and intense.
    
    On the other hand the sensation of fucking a vagina is really slight. It feels like a very slight rubbing, especially if you're using a condom. It's often too slight to get off.
    
    Death grip basically means ruining your penis via over stimulation. It soon resets, within a week or two, but it's still a difficulty.
19. 2019-10-18 at 1:27 AM UTC

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    frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country When you go to fap you grab your penis really tight, basically as tight as you can. As a result the sensation is really deep and intense.
    
    On the other hand the sensation of fucking a vagina is really slight. It feels like a very slight rubbing, especially if you're using a condom. It's often too slight to get off.
    
    Death grip basically means ruining your penis via over stimulation. It soon resets, within a week or two, but it's still a difficulty.

    
    this guy has clearly jerked off a lot he knows what he's talking about
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20. 2019-10-18 at 1:48 AM UTC

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    GAAAAALM African Astronaut

    Originally posted by gadzooks I bet her vagina tastes like cotton candy.

    
    
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