Posts by Soyboy VII: Mattchews Camping Trip

1. 2019-06-12 at 12:12 PM UTC in Sharia Law had just been adopted. You'd never guess the state that did this.
   

   Soyboy VII: Mattchews Camping Trip Houston [baulk my topological rheum]
   If we need to disable penetration completely we better remove all extraneous limbs and pokey bits.
   
   Can't be too safe
2. 2019-06-12 at 7:42 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
   

   Soyboy VII: Mattchews Camping Trip Houston [baulk my topological rheum]
   https://www.rt.com/news/461647-mcafee-bury-government-taxes/
   
   Oh no, corruption in Washington, say it isn't so
3. 2019-06-12 at 7:35 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
   

   Soyboy VII: Mattchews Camping Trip Houston [baulk my topological rheum]

   Originally posted by aldra I wonder if McAfee's for real or insane this time

   
   What's he do now?
4. 2019-06-12 at 7:05 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
   

   Soyboy VII: Mattchews Camping Trip Houston [baulk my topological rheum]

   Originally posted by Jυicebox I thought we had the right to refuse treatment in the US?

   
   You have a right to guns too, didn't stop them taking them.
   
   Anyway glad they did sick a tube up your ass or whatever they did, now you're stuck here with us. Yay! 🦄
5. 2019-06-12 at 6:52 AM UTC in Disease. A bad thing?
   

   Soyboy VII: Mattchews Camping Trip Houston [baulk my topological rheum]
   Disease just leads to dumb people who breed lots and are disease resistant ie. Sickle cell anemia having west Africans
6. 2019-06-12 at 6:48 AM UTC in Is Mars Argo hot or not?
   

   Soyboy VII: Mattchews Camping Trip Houston [baulk my topological rheum]
   Give him a shave and I'd do him.
7. 2019-06-12 at 6:31 AM UTC in I had another prophetic dream
   

   Soyboy VII: Mattchews Camping Trip Houston [baulk my topological rheum]

   Originally posted by HTS I had a dream last night about a man who was so powerful he had to consciously modulate his breathing for the sake of safety, because if he were to breathe naturally it would be catastrophic. I've been watching a lot of WH40K lore videos lately so that probably had something to do with it. 🤷
   
   Point is your dreams (like mine) are fucking dumb, not prophetic.

   
   Your dreams are heresy.
8. 2019-06-12 at 6:14 AM UTC in Top 3 trannys of all time award ceremony
   

   Soyboy VII: Mattchews Camping Trip Houston [baulk my topological rheum]
   Is HTS /ourgal/?
9. 2019-06-12 at 5:59 AM UTC in Fonaplats 6/11/19
   

   Soyboy VII: Mattchews Camping Trip Houston [baulk my topological rheum]

   Originally posted by toz Get her a my little pony for a gift with candies inside and then tell her you want to roll play and be the poni

   
   Hawt
10. 2019-06-11 at 7:38 PM UTC in I support a total and complete genocide of all Canadian natives
    

    Soyboy VII: Mattchews Camping Trip Houston [baulk my topological rheum]
    Its our fault tho.
11. 2019-06-11 at 7:37 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
    

    Soyboy VII: Mattchews Camping Trip Houston [baulk my topological rheum]

    Originally posted by GGG Okay so here's a cartoon you at sunset near the jungle hiding from the space gestapo
    
    I'm sorry you look like an arab.
    
    

    
    That's actually good.
    
    And I appreciate the swastika on the flying saucer.
12. 2019-06-11 at 7:06 PM UTC in Anyone here ever get in any spiritual fights?
    

    Soyboy VII: Mattchews Camping Trip Houston [baulk my topological rheum]
    Apparently the land I live on is cursed
13. 2019-06-11 at 6:47 PM UTC in I had another prophetic dream
    

    Soyboy VII: Mattchews Camping Trip Houston [baulk my topological rheum]
    It mostly involves adventures and sometimes zombies.
14. 2019-06-11 at 6:45 PM UTC in My mom is a fucking idiot
    

    Soyboy VII: Mattchews Camping Trip Houston [baulk my topological rheum]

    Originally posted by CASPER That is pretty hilariously retarded.
    
    As a fellow loser living with mommy, I empathize with your struggle.
    
    My struggle is being yelled at because the "wet towel is going to tear down the shower door" and "peanut butter doesn't go on that shelf"
    
    
    The struggle is so real.

    
    My mom insists on cooking food and complains when I don't eat it.
    
    Yes, that's a large part of why I'm fat.
15. 2019-06-11 at 6:42 PM UTC in Sharia Law had just been adopted. You'd never guess the state that did this.
    

    Soyboy VII: Mattchews Camping Trip Houston [baulk my topological rheum]

    Originally posted by NARCassist you know there's talk on the darknet there is a pedo handbook that is very detailed on how to abuse children. you know anything about it?
    
    
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    A totsean started writing and publishing such a thing once. I don't have a copy and the less said about it the better.
16. 2019-06-11 at 6:12 PM UTC in What is the most severe injury you have endured?
    

    Soyboy VII: Mattchews Camping Trip Houston [baulk my topological rheum]

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny you forgit darkness, the mastermind.

    
    Yes, I'll blame it on the dark. I feel less crappy now.
17. 2019-06-11 at 4:35 PM UTC in Sharia Law had just been adopted. You'd never guess the state that did this.
    

    Soyboy VII: Mattchews Camping Trip Houston [baulk my topological rheum]
    I approve of all of those things.
    
    Also we should randomly beat innocent people, just to keep them on thier toes as well.
18. 2019-06-11 at 2:33 PM UTC in I had another prophetic dream
    

    Soyboy VII: Mattchews Camping Trip Houston [baulk my topological rheum]
    I generally dream about my dogs. 🐕
19. 2019-06-11 at 12:23 PM UTC in My mom is a fucking idiot
    

    Soyboy VII: Mattchews Camping Trip Houston [baulk my topological rheum]

    Originally posted by WellHung How the hell did you get a custom user title after 19 posts? is it cuzz of that badd ass avatar?👍

    
    Its just a tripphrase, you turn them on in the settings.
    
    Glad you like my avatar, it's you as a pony 🐎
20. 2019-06-11 at 12:21 PM UTC in Happy Birthday Casper🎂
    

    Soyboy VII: Mattchews Camping Trip Houston [baulk my topological rheum]
    30s actually is easier than 20s imo.
    
    I think I flunked my 20s though.