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  1. toz African Astronaut
    LOL this has to be a joke.

    it's too fucking weird.
  2. toz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Admin I go to the Eugene/Springfield area regularly. Ashland/Grants Pass/Medford sometimes. Portland all the time. Along the coast in the summer months. Lots of other places as well. All year long.

    that's cool. Grants Pass is dangerous in the winter months. I saw a documentary on how they close it down for a reason. but in the summer months it must be beautiful. especially when you get to the coast I'm sure.

    I havn't been to oregon in probably 38 years now. Last place was my first trip up to Portland and then onto Seattle for a few days.

    as a matter of fact, Mt St Helens had blew just 3-4 months prior. So that summer of 1980. I think MT St Helen blew May of 1980. it was a few months afterwards. it dumped shitloads of ash onto Yakima Valley I'm told. We went through the valley and it was all gone by then.. or blended in with the rain and soil. beautiful area. looks kind of like a desert but thick with small trees. then we went back south to the bay area.
  3. toz African Astronaut
    Still no one has a true grasp on this


    it's not an actual place that is occupied by township and or such.

    it's a place where humans wouldn't want to hang out and usually there are humorous posts made by people in a sidewindow while on maps.google.com


    I mean, ok maybe detroit might border this or blackpool in the uk.. but there not entirely bad areas. not full of radiation..much.
  4. toz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL *here is your koolaid.. drink up, now, before it gets late*

    Did I tell you about the Moon party?

    Luigi knows it well. I think I told it to him 2-3 times by now.

    Probably not the moon you're thinking of.. nor that one either.
  5. toz African Astronaut
    anything iritated feels good to scratch or push on it. circulating blood flow. but it's dangerous for most parts of the body

    scratching your leg after an infection can truly bring a climatic result. because of all of that iritant in the leg. but it only prolongs the healing of it.

    your anus is not a sexual orifus. it's only irritated and because it's full of fecal matter, it can cause serious infection (even if its your own germs, foreign matter ca get into it and grow and kill you with a septic blood infection)

    I mean anyone who has had a hemorroid knows it feels good to scratch.. but you dont start digging in there.. do you?

    you scratch a bit, and then blap some of that cream/ointment up in there to put an end to it.

    a vagina is a truly wonderful body organ. sure the flesh is an organ too.. but the vagina is self lubing and is the proper softness to not irritate the fuck out of your peen. unless it's infected with something like VD or Herpes and stuff.

    keep your dicks out of the cesspool known as a butthole. it's icky. bad bad bad people do this.

    Stop!
  6. toz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DietPiano Hey tozz

    oh and to answer

    I'd rather drive food or packages. I mean most people are cool and I have had good drives and chats with people. but 95 percent of the rides can be sweet and make your day and it only takes one asshole to fuck it up.

    with packages.. you just sing to the music and go about the day.
  7. toz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DietPiano Hey tozz

    one z

    but if you go to reddit and look up zoklet.. look up zoklett. that will be Lostcause from the ol' Totse 2001 period.
  8. toz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I thought toreen was good for you. But anways thanks man.

    it's not the natural form which is wayyy to expensive to put in softdrinks. it's the synthetic form that scare doctors.

    people have had heart attacks on it and or liver damage.
  9. toz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Wariat WHat I dont get is wht everyone says the experience has to be bad when cases like this show it doesnt always have to be the case. If you read about some cases or hear about some cases like Polanski or the girl who slept with him, shes actually very active as an older woman now on twitter, doesn ti go to show you when a girl herself either comes back for more, uses dating apps to try it (at least shes curious if not had had it by then), or had multiple partners before that the sex was enjoyable or good for the soul?

    The Slavic model and actress Natasha Kinski or Samantha Geimer or one of several others claiming he did so.

    He was a brilliant (or still is) Artist. his ability to create special effects with camera angles goes beyond most directors of this day.. which might be a part of his brain to coax young ladies into doing things they wouldn't normally do with an older guy. I mean he was probably in his 40s back then.

    it's not a normal thing. I mean you aren’t a 22 year old who fucked a 15-16 year old and they would of said "oh sure we can overlook this because you two had a relationship. you were 22 and took advantage of someone way younger.

    and you talk about it like it's stalking a prey.
  10. toz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by NARCassist na man, chlamydia is the one most people don't even realize they got and is easily cleared up with a few tablets. they do reckon it can cause cervical cancer if left untreated for a few years tho.


    .

    No, Guys know they have it. Women usually dont.. at least for a long time.

    Men know they have it though. at least usually.. some may go without knowing.
  11. toz African Astronaut
    altima


    nissan



    altima express



    Rolling stones
  12. toz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Period Blood You should go back to huffing spray paint in a Wal-mart parking lot.

    Oh please. First off it was Target. and I was huffing arm deoderizer.

    get your facts straight









    for



    the



    record



    this



    was



    sarcasm




    i

    never

    huffed

    before


    at


    least


    not

    intentionally


    to


    get

    high

    or

    any

    other


    reason.
  13. toz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by A College Professor he has a nissan altima right?

    Are you coding an ultimatum of alteration with me, Dear sir?

    I'll have you flogged and then flagged or flagged then flogged from using the innerwebbings from now till a summer sundial meets it's insidious end. whatever that means. sounded kinda cool.

    Im not very educated. did I say anything threatening? if so. I didn't intend to.
  14. toz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by A College Professor he has the nissan altima right?

    is that a type of shell word?

    I don't know. does he?
  15. toz African Astronaut
    I think Wariat is Luigi's alt

    I wonder if it is him and if it is Luigi, if he's writing this with a cute polish accent in his head at the same time.

    maybe Beeno is aiding him.
  16. toz African Astronaut
    Which is why I thought what Bill Krozby?
  17. toz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Anyways, wish me luck for my first day at work today, gonts. Kinda tired, tossed and turned all last night but It was kinda nice to listen to the rain this morning at 5am. Having some turkish coffee right now, DAMN GOOD

    Yeah good luck, Bill Krozby.

    I'm drinking a Mt Dew (Diet) getting a morning caffien buzz. I prefer Energy drinks but had to cut them back.

    doctors dont like that Toureen shit in it. synthetic bull's testosteroni



    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I always do? I joked about raping mal because I thought it was just one of you guys with an alt trolling me and figured I'd just play along. Now that I know who she is it is actually kinda funny and makes since.

    This thread has nothing to do with rape so I don't see why you're so stuck on bringing it up. Like mal lied to everyone and nobody rags on her for it. It her "story" was so fabricated and not what happened at all lmao.

    Bitches be triflin, yo.
  18. toz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby

    Thats fucking wild (Not him dying) that near NYC there is such a picturesque spot outside of the dirty gritty NYC and surrounding Jersey region.

    I heard Nj has some awesome camping areas and Im guessing this is coming out of Ct and New England region before it empties out into the New York Harbor.

    Just like LA and San Francisco.. not far off from a place like Tenderloins (The dirtiest neighbourhood in San Francisco with drug addicts) is a place like Russian River or Mt Tam and the Redwood Forest or down in LA is everything north of the basin is thick wooded areas along the coast.

    If I lived in NYC I would probably hike that area as well. anyways.. how did they come to believe she pulled the plug out of his boat? it ended abruptly.
  19. toz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Wariat Ever since I got deported I have been brushing up on digital drawing and gay porn courses on Udemy. I think this is a good way to overcome my language barrier here and not have to deal with these whole corporate people or bosses and work from my home and get paid in dollars from us companies. What do you guys think?

    OK Luigi, you had your fun.

    stop posing.
  20. toz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Thotgirl JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

    "Gave her Chlamydia"



    from what I understand That Shit hurttttts for months. it's not like The Clap where you get a shot and it's gone in 3-4 days. that shit is like getting kicked in the balls (or that gooch spot between a mans balls and budhole) over and over for like several months.

    you kill the bacteria but it bruises the shit out of your nuts and gootch region (or is a fucking refereed pain from the balls)

    and for women, she might have a baby with down syndrome due to the scaring tissue cause a tear in the water bag or the baby rolling around and getting caught up in the cord.
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