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  1. toz African Astronaut
    b4u say it

    Why Not Minot
  2. toz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ I would carve open her belly button and do things to it.

    You need to be placed in the lowest cellar-dweller of Minot ND and bricked off.

    You're America's most wanted Serial cereal just waiting to happen.
  3. toz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by NARCassist

    ookaayy


    .

    mexicans, other jedis and Goyums.. he trust non. but he goes out of his way for Leon and his family.


    regardless how many times Leon has booped his nose.
  4. toz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator Aww that video is kinds cute. That girl is so nervous and adorable. I want to just pinch her cheeks and cum in her ass. If she is of legal age.

    She looks about 30s to me. and if she is 12 years young then she's at least in her 20s or late teens (which I doubt.. that would be some horrible genes in her family)
  5. toz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by jedi_darryl hey fona,

    Take her to the first place y’all met and then give her a custom made charm bracelet with the date y’all started dating on to it. Small, but very effective. She’ll fuck the crap out of you.



    You’re welcome 😇

    He told us you sold him his bed.
  6. toz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo are you aware that you're dumb and creepy?

    I didn't know they had black folks in the whitey nation of Canaduh
  7. toz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson You get to use that machine that sees through peoples clothes though.

    OMG The dude at JFK stopped me and kept looking at it. and I was getting weirded out that my innards were unessasarily being cooked. he kept pressing on my sternum.. then someone radio him to let me through. so he just looked at me funny and waved me out.

    plus the dude prior to him sang Harry Bellafoni's Banana Boat song.. you know, the one in Beatlejuice

    DAY-O.. De da day.. de da dayooooooo.. daylight comes and he want's to go homeeee

    I played that just before my trip along the waterfront in San Francisco. Happenstance.. hmmm

    he was like 22 years old. how would he know an oldy like this.. hmmmm?

    I'm a County of Clair-O'Dea and all but still.
  8. toz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by toz What about Wales.

    You son of a bish! You tell them that. >:[


    Just where the hell do you think Portmarion exist, HUH?
  9. toz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson A 12yrs younger doppleganger…

    Oh Snap!
  10. toz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson It isn't, sounds like another urban legendy bullshitty thing.

    "Airport security jobs typically begin at the D pay band, which is $25,518 to $38,277."

    It's not a Federal Agency like people think it is. it's a privatised security company hired by the feds. they are only Security Guards and not a Police agency as people think. it's just a bunch of security guards paid fairly decent with very good benefits.

    Also, it doesn't require a Security Guard Card from what I'm told, but you do have to do all of the certifications of learning how to detain properly including self defense courses. I hate going to these classes yet they do pay while you're in them.

    my life sucks. and I'm poor and depressed as all fuck.

    I'll probably lose weight because I have to stand all day and may have to skip breaks.. which means you keep a granola pack and or cheese and crackers in a pocket while not getting your mandatory breaks that most Jobs get.
  11. toz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by HikikomoriYume0 what the fuck I just install the amd catalyst program and nothing fucking happened.
    This is about as frustrating as trying to install debian or freebsd.

    dont fucking use it. it's buggy as fuck. I got rid of my AMD after the nightmarish problems I and a million others had while using it. Dell used to be such a great brand and AMD were always more stable to pentium from my own experience. just un-fucking-install that shit.
  12. toz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING VII: Mattchews Camping Trip Have you thought about doing static security? Its the easiest shit ever, you just sit there, and yet it's impossible to get staff.

    how much does it pay.

    I find it weird that the pay for TSA is 21.21


    Why? Well I'll tell you why, Young Man.

    U is the 21st letter in the english betabet. 21.21 is Double U

    George Bush "DubbYa"

    get it?
  13. toz African Astronaut
    this is trippy weird

    I think I found her on xvideos in a 17 second promo

    https://www.xvideos.com/video47599213/verification_video

    I think it's her. if not, it's a doppelgänger for sure
  14. toz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson If you want the apocalypse that many desire to happen he's probably your best chance of it happening in the near future.

    I'm ready, I have my camping gear and ammo and I've watched a shit load of youtube videos on primitive camping…bring it on.

    Mike Pense or Trump?

    the Mike for sure. he was stepping over that line in NK a few times wasn't he. I was waiting for WWIII to happen with some guard poking his head around the corner and shooting him for doing so.


    Imagine the media circus to follow that headshot.
  15. toz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by HikikomoriYume0

    Good video.

    So I got my first computer in 1992. a compaq I think it was.

    AOL came with it. I was like WTF is this and I installed the floppy and it was like attach phone line. and I was like Ohh waaaa? and then I am at their menu. And I was like "Chat room.. hmm ok" and then I was introduce to what "Online" was. and it was just what came to be known to me as an IRC and I see what I thought was a message board chat loading (which I remember from the 70s from a school computer CS class in 8th grade) but it was a bunch of knuckleheads talking in real time.

    and then I realized.. this is a conversation in real time and I jumped in. I said "Is this real time" and they were like "no" or Duh" and so I felt a bit stepped on and said "Hey we're all new at this at some time" and was introduced to some more sarcasm. this sarcasm became to be known (as I learned) "Trolling" and thus the game began.

    AOL was free for 10 hours. then 5 bucks an hour after that. But here was the interesting thing. AOL encourage a new account for a free new 10 hours. The operator said "hey, just between you and I.. you can just ask for your CC card to be reset then reinstall a new disk you can get from a computer store".

    Later I found out that the millions of accounts made were mostly cancelled and recreations from the same people. the real number was in the 10s or 100 thousand users. not the millions. this is called Stock Price Padding to make the stock values look better. Dick Cheney's lesbian daughter and (No doubt friend of Jeff Hunter) was CEO of AOL near Stanford U in Palo Alto back in the 90s and 2k period.

    But there was also Comp-U-Serve dialup. not as friendly with the freebies. so I fucked off Comp-U-Serve which had some amazing free shit off their online bank. Games and shit. the first 3D game I played (Wolfenstein) I might of got from them.

    AOL was the first place I learned about the Internet. But it didn't seem to work on my first 9600bps modem.

    it worked it just loaded all retarded and slow.

    I never could figure out if there was a way to use telnet on a dialup to connect to the internet. I mean how would you? you're not on an IPS so how can a url domain load. is there a program that converts this to a gateway of some type using just a dialup?


    by the late 1990s (like 98-99) we got DSL and then Cable internet. I think it was Viacom which just had been bought out by Comcast.. but went on the brand Viacom for some time. can't remember that far fucking back. our DSL was all retarded and slow. Walnut Creek was free dialup until the DSL was available and then they started charging toll to phones. the guy up the street could call Walnut Creek for free but we were just over that fuck-tarded toll line. this caused my wife to go off on me with a 200 dollar plus phone bill that was like 15 bucks the month before for the same shit. So I got DSL.

    You're all young noobians. you wouldn't remember dialup and how you literatlly became your computer.. you would feel your body tighten up and your bughole pucker up everytime you heard that gurgling sound of the processor fucking up with glitches and then drop carrier. everytime you fucking were downloading something and that shit stopped at 98-99% and got linenoise on the screen.

    Like this
    .......
    *^$*(&#(*&Y$(*#(*Y(#*Y(#*Y(87y6*(&&$(*#&(*#(*y$*(#&y(*#(*#y(*#^&^b%^%^#&^%^&*#^#*#t#%#$%^&*(.......................
  16. toz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Admin They clearly are. And they are problematic.

    I'll shit on your chest and you'll love it
  17. toz African Astronaut
    everyone here is an immature piece of shit
  18. toz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Grylls raging bitch

    wth you fat weirdo
  19. toz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mikeyagain

    Kill yourself. Mr Bill is piece o' shit doughboy just like you are
  20. toz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mikeyagain sdad
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