AngryOnion
Big Wig
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All me and the wife did today was clean the house and cook food for tomorrow. And I will have to walk on egg shells around my brother-in-law's trans kid. I called her "him" his it's real name a few weeks ago and it had a meltdown. I guess I'm a bad man. Really don't give shit about the kids sexual id could care less I just don't need drama about it. These selfish little fucks need to just get over themselves and live life and fuck off.
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AngryOnion
Big Wig
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Gave my notice last week, went into work today and logged on to "punch in" and got a message saying that I'm not scheduled to work today. So I said FUCK IT and drove back home packed a bowl and got fucked up. I guess I'm all done at Lowe's.
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AngryOnion
Big Wig
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Found it on the clearance bottom rack. A five gallon jug of GREASED LIGHTING it's a cleaning spray. That one gallon jug shown is $43.00 at Walmart the 5 gallon jug cost me $7.40 Sometimes it's good to work at a place that's fucked up. Made my day anyway.
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AngryOnion
Big Wig
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Fuckin things suck!! How you supposed to keep these stupid things in your ears? Thank god I didn't pay for the ones I have. Maybe my ears are just different.
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AngryOnion
Big Wig
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Just don't go there it will only make you nuts. It's like thinking about 4 dimensional space,your brain just is not able to process it and you just can't . I used to do a lot of cocaine and think about time travel learned some heavey shit but in the end it was all for nothing.
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AngryOnion
Big Wig
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After a full and comprehensive training course that consisted of nothing more than corporate brian washing that lasted aprox 3 days I was READY!! LOL what a fucking joke this shit is. No one knows anything and the ones that do are just trying to keep the flow of shit going. First day "on the floor"I found out that I'm the only one in the whole department. So I just wandered around for awhile trying to look busy,sweeping up and shit, a few customers came and asked some questions I answered to the best of my ability. Met the manager the next day total Dbag didn't give me any shit-"not yet". On the third day I met Pete he works from 5:30am to noon 2 days a week,This guy is awesome he is old and half deaf so he talks REAL loud. The best part is that every other word out of his mouth is FUCK! Pete is a retired plumber and the first thing he said to me was "don't try and fix this place,you can't it's FUCKED". I said they aint paying me enough to give half a shit I just wanted something to do.$16.75 an hour is crap. So the next time your in Lowe's and can't find what you are looking for don't ask anyone just go on Lowe's.com do a search because that's all we do. I can't see myself working in place for long because the first person that gives shit will the reason I leave. I make more money driving cars around and not have to deal with anything. This is at the very least a 20 dollar an hour job corperate America has it's head up it's ass. If the job paid more I would take it more seriously but whatever it's only 3 miles from my house and a good time killer for now.
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AngryOnion
Big Wig
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Originally posted by Speedy Parker
Good luck man you really turned shit around in your life. One of the few I've seen from this community in many years do so.
Yep not many make it out alive.
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AngryOnion
Big Wig
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I believe that any more advanced civilization would have perfected the art of quantum communication. That's why we can't detect aliens they gave up RF signals billions of years ago. We have just started to figure out this stuff and we have a long way to go. I wish I was about 25 years younger.This shit is going to take off.
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