AngryOnion
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One time at Mazda school we were all shooting the shit and this fat dude said he got a prolapsed asshole from eating his wife's red hot chile.
I slowly backed away and said there must be more to THAT story.
I never heard of spicy stuff doing that before.
Maybe spicy chile was a code word for something else.
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AngryOnion
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Cheap @ 12.99 Lets see how I feel in the morning.
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2022-01-15 at 1:47 AM UTC
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Lancer rough idle problem
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Jesus Fucking Christ threads like this make me want want to blow my fucking brains out.
Fona get rid of that fucking POS.
A mass air flow sensor will never give a "ROUGH IDLE".
Simple trick with the engine off unplug the MAF,Start engine, does it still idle like shit? guess what the MAF is not the problem.
The problem is a worn out shit box that has to go to the fucking salvage pit.
Be done with it and move on.
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AngryOnion
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Ya everything prevents covid except the vaccinee at this point.
Fucking clownworld.
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AngryOnion
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Originally posted by Bradley
What's the most amount of timse you've ever been stung in a go Angry ONion? If you're not allergic why the epiinephren
6 or 7 times in a row
The Epi pen is just in case I do get a reaction you never know when one will hit you the wrong way.
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I keep bee's and always use honey on EVERYTHING.
Gona try my hand at making mead next fall.
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2022-01-08 at 11:28 PM UTC
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STICK IT, Damn It!
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2022-01-10 at 2:41 AM UTC
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Who the fuck is Bob Saget?
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AngryOnion
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OK I'm on meds now.
After a few weeks as of tonight after drinking 3 beers and 3 vodkas I'm at 122/82 BPM@72.
That's great and all but now my dick don't work like it should.
The meds are fucking with my booner compacity FUCK!! if its not one thing it's another.
It's like trying to shoot pool with a floppy noddle.
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Originally posted by aldra
higher blood pressure = higher performance
like a turbocharger
Turbos have waste gates and blow off valves I just got a limp dick.
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2022-01-05 at 9:29 PM UTC
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Why don't we breed primates?
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This thread is quality troll material.
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2021-12-29 at 9:33 PM UTC
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Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
Once they get their freedom passport up and running, they'll ban cash and tie everything to the pass. Banking, medical, social… everything. Use up your social credit points by posting Facebook comments they don't approve of, no more gas for your car. Sorry. Talking on the phone about how much you hate communism, then try to buy a loaf of bread with your pass and get refused for transactions. They have it all planned already. No more borders. Your kids no longer belong to you. Religion and gatherings banned. Material possessions outlawed. No more freedoms. No more rights. A giant global ant farm, all controlled by a small group of demonic tyrants. Your kids' kids won't even know what freedom was like. You'll have to describe it to them. It's all coming. Nothing can stop them. Even God won't stop it.
And people will beg for it.
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2021-12-26 at 2:17 AM UTC
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Anyone play Obduction?
AngryOnion
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WOW never saw that one before.
I'll check it out thanks for the tip dude.
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2021-12-26 at 1:22 AM UTC
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quitting coffee and porn
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I woke up today drank some water ate some alzapram went back to bed and slept for 4 more hours it was fucking great.
Coolest dream in a long time I was in my friends basement and he had a water leak from a broken pipe.
I'm looking around and found a hole in the wall covered up by a 4x8 sheet of plywood.
I pull the thing back and their is a big fucking hole in the wall.I get a flashlight and have a look and I find a FUCKING kitten super sweet.
The inside of this room had some really cool shit,gold bars ,tools,and lots of bones.
At the back of this room was another hole in the wall I get my flashlight and look down the hole and it is deep.
But I find this tram contraption that I ride down,it's like this huge city,something out of Skyrim it was DWARVIN.
I woke up a bunch of robots and they all started fighting each other.
Then I pretty much woke up and like was shit I wana go back and see what happens next but I could smell coffee and it was 11am and it was time to face the world.
The end.
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2021-12-25 at 12:49 AM UTC
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Random image thread
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2021-12-25 at 1:11 AM UTC
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GOOGLE ZOKLET its fun
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That was a good movie no homo shit no trans shit no woke go broke bullshit.
AHHH the good old days.
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2021-12-25 at 12:30 AM UTC
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STICK IT, Damn It!
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Here's a little tune for you folks.
Can't embed bitchute I have a link.
https://www.bitchute.com/video/9uAWJ3mCQbg9/
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2021-12-25 at 1:21 AM UTC
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Cat tunnels...
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My cat loves boxes and jigsaw puzzles.
click on the broken link an see my pussy.
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