AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
I didn't want to go to work for 37 years but I did it anyway. Just do it. Now I just smoke weed and drink every night and it's all cool,house paid,car paid,truck paid. I'm done and you can do it as well you just have to go to work and do it man. I know it sucks but here is nothing else you can do. If I was you I would go and take a night course on being a plumber or an electrician because those guys make BANK! 200.00+ an hour at least in my town anyway. I like you fona I hope to see you succeed and enjoy a good life because I think you deserve it.
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
Holy shit I almost stepped on a skunk today,it was in my bee shed probably smelt some honey. Little fucker scared the shit out me I almost stepped on em, it, or her or whatever don't matter now it's gone. For NOW!!
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
This world has become so fucking retarded I can't take it anymore. I want to go into a store without a mask. I want to be able to walk in the park without a mask,without a 300 dollar fine,I'll post a pic of the sign later. So if I can't beat them I might as well join them,Starting tomorrow wake and bake-stab my penis with a fork-then start drinking fuck it.