Posts by AngryOnion

1. 2022-06-08 at 12:48 AM UTC in How do you wage slaves tolerate the repetitive monotony?
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   People are mad haven't you noticed?
2. 2022-06-07 at 3:54 AM UTC in Is caffeine or nicotine more addictive?
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   Nicotine is WAY more addictive than caffeine.
   Quitting cigs was hard,worse than coke coffee is nothing.
   Alcohol is the worst of the worst you get sick and it just sucks.
   I'm so glad I never got into opiates I would be dead by now.
   I guess I'm lucky in that every time I did oxy I puked my brains out.
3. 2022-06-07 at 3:50 AM UTC in Is caffeine or nicotine more addictive?
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

   Originally posted by cigreting lol 8 drinks everyday? Fuck i wouldnt be able to make it to work the next day if i did that

   
   lol I drink like three handles a week and still function.
   
4. 2022-06-06 at 1:27 AM UTC in Fona's Car Hunt and Test Drives
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   Fona just remember No one wants to see you fail.
   Well I speak for myself but I like to see people succeed I do.
5. 2022-06-06 at 12:34 AM UTC in Fona's Car Hunt and Test Drives
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   None of them you are just buying someone elses problems.
6. 2022-06-05 at 10:55 PM UTC in Anyone ever take flying lessons?
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

   Originally posted by Sophie Or maybe Mr Bigwig was just very excited to show you his plane.

   
   Yes he was, the whole place was weird there was a big garage with about 10 cars in it and he wanted me to service them all.
   The help was creepy as hell the maid kept giving me weird looks I got out as soon as possible.
7. 2022-06-05 at 10:45 PM UTC in Anyone ever take flying lessons?
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   Ya good luck with that.
8. 2022-06-05 at 10:44 PM UTC in How should I use my programming skills to make money? && What else should I learn?
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Buy a Timex sinclair 1000 (ZX81) and read the manual.

   
   Fuck you must be as old as me.
9. 2022-06-05 at 10:39 PM UTC in My computer turned green and started doing morse code.
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   video card shit the bed and check your power supply.
10. 2022-06-05 at 10:36 PM UTC in Anyone ever take flying lessons?
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    When I was a young mechanic I was sent by my boss to a house to pick up a Towncar for service.
    That was something that the dealership did for its wealthy customers.
    I get dropped off at a friggin privet compound with an air strip as I'm walking up to the door a plane lands.
    A butler shows me in and I'm like I'm just here to pick up the Towncar for service.
    He says ok just wait for MR bigwig so MR Bigwig flaming faggot comes in and shows me around I'm like I'm just here to pick up your car and he's like ok but you want to see my plane?
    OK we go out he shows me his plane and then asks me if I "EVER WANT TO LEARN HOW TO FLY I'M MMMORE than happy to show you how".
    So that was as close to taking flying lessons that I ever got.
    The more I think about it now my boss was trying to pimp me out because I was a cute 19 year old.
11. 2022-06-05 at 9:37 PM UTC in I'm gonna rape all of you
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    
12. 2022-06-05 at 9:33 PM UTC in Fona's Car Hunt and Test Drives
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

    Originally posted by Back Lane Madders He has to place those two (rent and auto) as priority payment. Autopay 7 days before due date is highly suggestive. Also having a bank visa, paying it down the moment your purchase groups FICO points fairly fast. 20% faster and eligible for Boost on the score chart.

    
    Yep build credit as fast as possible then save for a down payment on a home.
    Get the home loan and pay that fucker off as soon as possible.
    Then save as much money as you can then you won't ever need jedi loans ever again.
    Some people say well you need some debt I say fuck that.
13. 2022-06-05 at 6:37 PM UTC in Fona's Car Hunt and Test Drives
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    A new car /lease will also help build credit.
14. 2022-06-04 at 7:32 PM UTC in Fona's Car Hunt and Test Drives
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    I would verify the u-joint concern.
    Every one of those things I have worked on either needed a transfer case or a rear diff and the parts are expensive and hard to get.
15. 2022-06-04 at 12:43 AM UTC in Got a black guy fired at work
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    I once got a black man fired,In fact dam it all his last name was Blackman- I shit you not!
    He was one of the most stupid motherfuckers I have ever worked with.
    I'm building the KINGDOM OF HEAVAN ON EARTH he would say as he danced around the next car he had to work on.
    Never have I seen anything like it outside of Pentecost Revival.
    So when I accidently left the lug nuts loose on a car that he got next and the wheel- OH crap,well you all can guess what happened next so yeh I got a retard fired and I still feel good about it. Not proud but that dumb ass had to go.
    No one got hurt bye the way.:)
16. 2022-06-03 at 6:31 PM UTC in Fona's Car Hunt and Test Drives
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Used car prices are WAYYY to high right now.
    Maybe look into leasing a new car?
17. 2022-06-03 at 6:19 PM UTC in Fona's Car Hunt and Test Drives
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Good lord no just no Fona.
    That thing isn't worth the foam off your piss.
    Get an older Honda accord or Toyota Camry.
18. 2022-06-02 at 2:14 PM UTC in Grass
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Set your mower really low scalp it and let the sun burn it.
19. 2022-06-02 at 12:25 PM UTC in One-Third of Americans Making $250,000 Live Paycheck-to-Paycheck, Survey Finds...
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Well two-thirds of Americans are total dipshits who couldn't run a lemonade stand.
20. 2022-06-01 at 1:28 AM UTC in ways to calm a woman down when shes having fits of hysteria
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Medical vibrators used to do the trick.
    https://embryo.asu.edu/pages/medical-vibrators-treatment-female-hysteria
    Small wall O text.
    During the late 1800s through the early 1900s, physicians administered pelvic massages involving clitoral stimulation by early electronic vibrators as treatments for what was called female hysteria. Until the early 1900s, physicians used female hysteria as a diagnosis for women who reported a wide range of complaints and symptoms unexplainable by any other diagnosis at the time. According to historian Rachel Maines, physicians provided pelvic massages for thousands of years to female patients without it being considered erotic or sexually stimulating. After the Western Industrial Revolution, physicians began using electric machines in medicine, including the medical vibrator, which researchers theorize was used to more efficiently bring women to a hysterical paroxysm, the former medical term for a female orgasm. Until the 1920s, physicians used vibrating massagers as medical devices for treating hysteria at a time when doctors diagnosed women with hysteria as a sweeping diagnosis.