Posts by AngryOnion

2017-01-09 at 1:32 AM UTC in I have unlocked the secrets of time travel

AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

Blackin out on booze is time travel.
Cocaine also but at least you can remember it.
I once did a three day coke binge and then I didn't know what day it was till my roommate told me I had to go too work.
I called in sick.
Mushrooms are intergalactic travel on a binary multiverse level which is also time travel only because time is different on different dimensions.
I'm hoping I'm going to wake up in alternate universe with a new liver and a will to live.

2017-01-08 at 7:57 AM UTC in How do I buy weed seeds without a debit card?????

AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

Originally posted by Malice How old are you? I'd hate to live without a debit card.

debit card = bullshit,I have credit cards but they don't work like debit.
I"m 50 BTW.

2017-01-08 at 2:01 AM UTC in How do I buy weed seeds without a debit card?????

AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

I have never ever had a debit card,I do not want anything linked online with my real life accounts.
So how do I buy shit that needs a debit card.
The only thing I can come with is opening an account at a local bank with a limited amount of funds.
I just don't need another account right now.
I do not want to link any one of my accounts on line ever.

2017-01-08 at 1:49 AM UTC in How to sleep

AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

benzo's are bad
Been down that road I didn't like it.

2017-01-08 at 1:42 AM UTC in How to sleep

AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

Fuck me running.
I can,t sleep anymore,last night I drank 6 vodka drinks,Vaped about 3 hits of wax,then drank my sleepy time concoction which is.
4oz of water 40 drops of valariran extract,2 grams of magnesium citrate,10mg's of mellatolan and 2 2mg lorazapam .
I think I have a problem.

2017-01-07 at 8:36 AM UTC in How to quote?

AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

This thread LOLO

2017-01-07 at 8:17 AM UTC in Am I done or just beginning?

AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

Shut up

2017-01-06 at 3:43 AM UTC in has a song ever given u a bonner?

AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

For real this was the exact moment my shit didn't work right ever again.

2017-01-06 at 3:42 AM UTC in has a song ever given u a bonner?

AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

Gave me A boner then broke it.
{https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6omsDyFNlk}

2017-01-03 at 12:36 AM UTC in I just figured out what I'am

AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

You got your cpu's gpu's Iam a APU.

2017-01-03 at 12:34 AM UTC in I just figured out what I'am

AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

I Am A Alcohol processing unit.I'm a fucking APU lol.

2017-01-03 at 12:30 AM UTC in Any Florida Niggas araound?

AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

according to my drunken math 1920

2017-01-02 at 11:37 PM UTC in Any Florida Niggas araound?

AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

I love Florida.
Might just go to the Key's this spring.
I heard that there are lots of homo's down there tho so I might not.
Homo's in the Key's that is,not the whole state of Florida.
I've been to Jacksonville"shit hole full of niggers",Naples, awesome place lots of old people but chill,Miami,cocaine can't do that anymore.
Lemon bay, scattered my GrandPappy's ashes.
Orlando,Disney is over-hyped.
Any niggas from Florida been to Massachusetts?

2017-01-02 at 11:06 PM UTC in Halp! eating gabapentin like candy, can't sleep (going on 2 days) in severe WD

AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

Are you internet weed dude from zoklet?

2017-01-01 at 4:47 AM UTC in Monster Magnet anyone remember these guy's?

AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjB23s_mZGM
Love ya all

2016-12-31 at 11:53 PM UTC in Happy new year y'all

AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

All I want to do this year is finish my kitchen remodel,get my bee hives cranken, and grow some killer dope.

2016-12-31 at 11:49 PM UTC in what would you do if jesus appeared in front of you?

AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

I wold say"Jesus how can you piss in my mouth and ass at the same time?"
Then I would know that it really wasn't Jesus, it was SATAN pretending to be Jesus.
Then I would cast out the devil before me with all his lies and misrepresentation.
Then I scream "OH lord why did you ever let this happen"
Ya that's what I would do.

2016-12-30 at 3:22 AM UTC in Greyfox,Armsmerchant do you think he can find us?

AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

I think that this is one and only thread that I started that ever got necro bumped.
Good job guy's keep up the good work.

2016-12-28 at 12:45 AM UTC in Do you think climate change is caused by humanity?

AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

No our temp is regulated by the sun.
I also don't think we caused the hole in the ozone layer either.
Ozone is created in the upper atmosphere by the interaction between sunlight and oxygen.
Ozone is very short lived,it does not stay around.
Its dark down there for 6 months at a time,If a hole was going to form anywhere it would be at the south pole.

2016-12-27 at 1:19 AM UTC in So what strain of weed should I grow?

AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

Originally posted by plumpkatt1 What thhe hell is that? It looks like a dried up cucumber with mushrooms sprouting off of it.

That looks like some kind of fecal mycoremediation for cat shit.

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