2023-08-10 at 12:55 PM UTC
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2023-08-09 at 7:09 PM UTC
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2023-08-09 at 4:40 PM UTC
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Which one?
On a related note: how does "going back and fixing all my problems" work? Because like, if we're just talking "my adult consciousness gets beamed back to my 5 year old body", fuck dude: one of my problems is I don't have 10 million dollars, and my knowledge of bitcoin's future existence, 9/11, the iPhone, etc are going to make me RICH AF (yes, that's right, I'm not stopping 9/11 - I'm making sure we're short United and letting 'er rip as before).
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Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
Back in my day a tranny was a portable radio you carried around town pressed to your ear.
ETA: Here's a young MMQ demonstrating it
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Justice doesn't exist because it is a moral good, it exists because any ruler who does not provide it to the idiot masses he controls will quickly be thrown out of power and replaced with a ruler who promises they will. Our entire conception of good is warped by this sociopathic framework of control. We see these things as fundamentally necessary for a moral society, but the reality is they only exist because the shepherds don't want anyone instigating a stampede.
How likely are you to send money to a nigerian prince who emailed you? Not very. But enough idiots are that we have to make rules about that. There's nothing wrong with taking their money by way of trickery, really. Skill issue on their part. Grandma is less intelligent than some dalit in a scam call center? Maybe the dalit deserves her resources more. Maybe that is the moral good: resources flowing to those most worthy of possessing them. We only see it as evil because we've been conditioned by a society which panders to retarded grandmas.
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2023-08-08 at 9:37 PM UTC
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Rose colored glasses
You guys are the absolute worst
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Originally posted by aldra
is that what you think that post is about?
In fairness to Speedy, your British-English spelling has me reading "legalisation" as "legislation" too, and I'm just a retard. He's an old man - his eyes don't work as good,
on top of being retarded.
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IT was actually a baby toy i found outside and gave my dog.
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Originally posted by mmQ
y'all dont keep a box of terds around even if you don't have a cat ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
how you gonna have quick access when you wanna make yourself a nice Alaskan Pipeline / Cold Betsy ?
Reminds me of the time POLECAT sold an old disused opossum and a pocket-terd for 72 cents
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Though i did shove an avacado into my butt cheeks to take a photo when the pompous englishman told me that's not what they're for.
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Originally posted by General Butt.Naked
Dont you get even a little bit tired of being a gigantic fuckup and imploding your life a couple times a year, only to have to start back from square one older, more broke, more tired, more gay?
busted bisexual bradley b beniggers himself every time he imbibes a bubbly beverage on his bossโs buck
I'm actually a lot less gay than I used to be.
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2023-08-03 at 4:14 PM UTC
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2023-08-03 at 3:47 PM UTC
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lil yachty
ok heard you can have my art money i hereby officially declare you the recipient hear ye hear ye
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Can't you just find the exact same job at a different corner store down the block?
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Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
Yeah, not the purpose of chaps…just as ramming an avocado up your ass is not the correct use for one either
Oh.
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2023-08-03 at 8:54 AM UTC
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This Sunay's Confession
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fuck yeah I play with papers like a bitch doing oragami.
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Lol that's some real retarded nigga shit for sure
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but yeah like funions and a bottle of hot sauce with a four pack i think that's like 9$, get over it. what the fuck do you think i'm living for, so yeah i go and get off work and I got my backpack I fill it a 4 pack of beer, funions, and a bottle of salsa picante or just regular hot sauce, I go walk around for like 20 minutes and then I go home.
THat's who I am nigga get over it.
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