POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
welp that finalizes that, candy is makin me go for a sled ride so I have a happy friday,, the snow is solid today so I'm thinking I should bust out the new sled and all my new gear. I got matching red white and blue helmet, jacket and sled. so I look like "That Guy",,lol and then O got a tacoma with all the silly extras like the snorkel and bull guard and off road lights. everywhere I go people ask ,, did you put that snorkel on that truck? my response is No it was free with purchase.
sad thing is its got a 6" round hole in the perfect fender if you remove it.
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Special for New Yearβs Eve, itβs the Mexican β75
that actually looks amazing
you and lala know how to party, clearly.
That said: the French 75 is named for the 75mm field gun, because - like the field gun - the cocktail will fuck your shit up. It is not named after a year ending in '75. Then again this is a Mexican '75, and maybe it's named in honor of... the 1975 World Conference on Women held in Mexico City or something.
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Originally posted by cryptographiccontrarian
my box of tissues is your face after i hog tie you on my concrete bathroom floor and leave you bleeding there naked in the cold for 12 hours after cutting LOL into your skin 100 times with a box cutter then i slam a huge shot of meth and jerk off for 5-6 hours after 2 weeks of abstinence and bust a nut so fucking caustic and toxic it leaves chemical burns on your lips
Originally posted by cryptographiccontrarian
crying tears of joy from that sweet nut im going to bust on your face
can you imagine the trails of 2nd degree burns and hives welling up on your face after, sticking around for a few weeks after in the ABSOLUTELY UNMISTAKABLE pattern of cum dripping off your nose, lips, eyes, down the side of your face and neck, lmao that shit is going to be fucking hilarious bro imagine like what the fuck is the grocery store clerk going to think of you when they see that etc
Originally posted by infinityshock
Hurry up and do your hair and makeup…enough with the foreplay and let's get on with it already…
Originally posted by infinityshock
The only thing I'm bringing is my erection. If you want to clean yourself after I'm done with you…call a maid service. And you're not getting any lube…pray your torn orifices provide enough lubrication
I literally take estrogen and get fucked in the ass on a regular basis, and I have never in my life seen a more homoerotic display than this. Boys. Boys. Get a fucking room.
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Originally posted by General Butt.Naked
He looks like he might have a loose butthole. But he also has the look of a man with a uniquely shaped penis, so its kind of a toss up.
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it stands for *AGENT BROOKS IS on the case and HEADED TO ASSUMPTION* *goes to ticket stand "YES ILL TAKE YOUR NEXT FLIGHT TO ASSUMPTION I DONT CARE THE COST JUST GET ME ON THAT PLANE DAGNABBIT"
*unbuttons top button of shirt revealing the hair which was put on my chest* *straightens bolo tie*
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