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African Astronaut
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Sweet chili and black pepper chips, tyrells if ya can get em, highly recommended
Number13
African Astronaut
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Charm bracelets are the laziest shit present to get
Number13
African Astronaut
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I think he's thinking that lightning doesn't strike twice, I fucked up the first one so the second must be good
so the third must be good
so the fourth must be good
etc
Number13
African Astronaut
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There's eels in ass vids too
2018-05-03 at 12:37 PM UTC
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Where have you gone, Karen?
Number13
African Astronaut
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Turns out she's back big time and with new updates
2018-05-03 at 12:20 AM UTC
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Where have you gone, Karen?
Number13
African Astronaut
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Seriously though who the fuck is karen?
2018-05-02 at 6:13 PM UTC
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whats everyones asl
Number13
African Astronaut
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21/M/Non-bastardised English
Number13
African Astronaut
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This is closer to 7/8ths baked
2018-05-01 at 7:43 PM UTC
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Post your shower routine
Number13
African Astronaut
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Shampoo hair twice cause even though it's clean by the first one it suds up better on the second and I'm obviously an autist, wash face get soap in my nose, regret my life decisions.
Condition hair and soap up body then shower off body then conditioner, not sure how long conditioner is supposed to stay in, use sponge on top half paying close attention to hands and my back.
Then wash my cock, soap up the balls and shaft, hips and arse, wash off again.
Soap up legs and feet, shower off and then sponge off the bottom half.
Also use two towels, one for body and one for hair.
Anything I should add, Zanban?
2018-04-30 at 1:29 PM UTC
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Your top 5 films
Number13
African Astronaut
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The Rock
The Outlaw Josey Wales
Ninja Scroll
Highlander
Die Hard
Number13
African Astronaut
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How about when you look up opening times for somewhere and then they're not open
2018-04-29 at 4:36 PM UTC
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Would you fuck an Alien?
Number13
African Astronaut
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Ayy lmaos are in to buttstuff and pegging