2018-06-17 at 1:27 AM UTC
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My NIS Dating Profile!
Number13
African Astronaut
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Hey y'all I'm Rayquandra, I like fried chicken and those small dogs people carry in their purse as lunch.
I'm 422lbs at 4'2 and I look like a boulder, I'm entirely unattractive except to bears looking to gain fat before hibernation and children wishing to save time building a snowman.
I've spent the vast majority of my life in and out of the ghetto and KFC, I've produced 5 niglets, 4 of which are in prison, Dosheek a gud boi doe he dindunuffin.
I am pretty sweet because of my expensive sugar eating habit but will lie to you about how much I have left since I discovered that's the best way to not share. I will listen to liek whatever liek all the time I no I'm spool randuuuuuum liek lady sovereign. I can sing along to gay pop songs to endear you to my numerous tattoos. My life is kinda dictated by the legal system for the next few months but after that I will likely be dead, but can't fit in one graveplot. I am seeking a man who is likely a head case with black hair, beer gut and a nice bmw as that us my type. I've never hit a gym in my life except kinda accidentally once. Ok thanks I'm like so not good at this hahahalolhahahalolhahahlolhahalol
2018-06-15 at 10:16 PM UTC
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Later
Number13
African Astronaut
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Don't get on the bus, blacks are at the back.
Number13
African Astronaut
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Jokes on you I won a free helmet and a friend to come live with me at the end of that first test, just shows how smart y'all are.
2018-06-14 at 3:32 PM UTC
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Bling Bling quotes
Number13
African Astronaut
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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand bling bling. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of hardcore shitposting most of the jokes will go over a typical nigga's head. There's also bling's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his posts- his personal philosophy draws heavily from gopnik/chav literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike bling bling truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in bling's existential catchphrase "can u injekt it directry onto ur breain," which itself is a cryptic reference to the totse bbs. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Bling Blingertons' genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂
And yes, by the way, i DO have a bling bling tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the coroner's eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of bling's (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎
Number13
African Astronaut
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Spec is a nsa computer designed to spy on us
Number13
African Astronaut
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Ravelin, I looked it up after hearing Gilbert and Sullivan's Major General song.
Number13
African Astronaut
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So when you shart in the mart you can remove any and all witnesses
Number13
African Astronaut
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Zyklon certainly got rid of a lot of pests
Number13
African Astronaut
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I live close to the beach(pebble so I hesitate to call it a beach but whatever) and there's a stationary one right on the path out so no theme needed, super cheap icecreams too
2018-06-06 at 3 PM UTC
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probably going to jail
Number13
African Astronaut
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Do we have a what's good forum?
Number13
African Astronaut
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Changed her icon from jill too, it's an identity crises
