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  1. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Originally posted by username: How do you know that every suicide ever wasn't actually an accident?

    Gotta make the most complicated suicide machine ever.
    Trip and fall in a specific place and the sound will alert a carrier pigeon that'll take off and land on a seesaw like bar that'll let a marble fall in to a maze that ends with it depressing a flat spring and connecting a circuit that sends a signal to a rifle a mile away, pulling the trigger and sending a bullet through your well positioned head.
  2. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Trusting news sources to accurately describe aircraft, let alone a plane from a missile is asking to be misled but that said Iraq(according to the article) and presumably Jordan don't have particularly good air defence and therefore they might not catch an F35 with fuel pods so might not have required refuelling, increased visibility doesn't always mean visible.

    Also regardless of the relations between israel and jordan I doubt they'd risk stirring shit even with planes in their airspace, israel is the schoolyard bully who's family owns the town and from jordanian airspace an F35 could make it to up above baghdad and back on a single tank.

    But that said I've read about a stealth tanker project that was supposed to be happening in the late 20s-early30s, how true or how close it is I don't know, don't know how you can hide a massive plane like that either.


    Are manpads still viable?
  3. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Originally posted by Misguided Russian innocent muslim

    lmao
  4. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Suppukuing would be cool but wouldn't be as cool without a second
  5. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Originally posted by Grylls with everyone inside

    hot
  6. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Just legalise duels, that'll solve the problem.
  7. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Only niggers eat chicken, only niggers stab people.
  8. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Originally posted by AngryOnion OK I now feel that I'm in the proper state of mind to tell my story.
    This fucking cunt showed me his settlement check for 81k- big smile like he just hit the jackpot.
    Basically he got this "settlement"because he rode his stoned ass bike into a car and "hurt his neck".
    He was very proud of the fact that the government still had to "Give me my section 8, gimme my foodstamps, gimme my fuel assistance, gimme my disability, gimme my phone,gimme my cable.
    At that point I said "that sure does sound like a lot of Gimme's,and he's like FUCK YOU! its the law I get everything I'm supposed to get.
    So then I made the mistake of saying "You people don't know how good you got it" then he got all up in my face calling me a FUCKING RACIST.
    This motherfucker spent 15 years in jail for armed robbery,he got out 5 years ago.He has been living off the tax payers ever since.
    He works two jobs under the table paying no taxes.
    Since I have known him he has had three major surgeries on his foot ,leg and back all for free.
    Does anyone think I could drop a dime on his ass,would it work? That fucker has got it way to easy and he is one UPEDDY nigger.

    Report him to the IRS, if there's one thing that the gov cares about it's not getting the right taxes and spending them on people, they don't like either.
  9. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Knife free never sounds as good as free knife to me
  10. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Originally posted by Ghost It was done when I was born retard my dick has never been dirty unlike you. Maybe you wouldn't be a shut in Virgin NEET if you didn't have such a gross penis loser

    lmao Even from birth they knew you'd have a filthy dick from not washing it lol
    Remember that, your parents trust you so little that they cut a bit of your dick off.
  11. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    The nigger with the dick so dirty it had to have bits chopped off is saying we don't shower enough lol
  12. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Originally posted by Ghost You're all retarded it's done because circumsized dicks are cleaner and don't get infections because of your gross weird skin you freaks

    So you don't shower eh?
  13. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Originally posted by Grylls whoever rhymed it crimed it

    Whoever started it farted it
  14. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Whoever smelt it dealt it
  15. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Originally posted by Sophie I heard there was an exercise or drill of some sort which caused the guards on Epstein duty to go home 3 hours earlier than usual. I don't know how true that is, but it would be pretty convenient. I think they used the same excuse as to why the cameras were not working.

    That might have been it yeah, but might be some garbo tacked on I don't know, nor will we ever know.

    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country One is possible, the other imposdible

    It's where they belong
  16. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    It's funny how the way you want to stop having blacks in prison is to change the laws instead of have the blacks follow the law lol

    Also I heard the guards were sent off on break during the suicide for cleaning or some shit, haven't seen it in any official sources but as far as I'm concerned most official sources are compromised on this.
  17. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Games like this are much better the second time when you use the console to max yourself from the start
  18. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Originally posted by Technologist Pretty sure the jail will have some questions to answer to.


    You'd think so but within a week it'll have been swept under a rug and forgotten
  19. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Delicious irony
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