Posts by Number13

1. 2017-01-11 at 7:42 PM UTC in donald trump starts calling people derpadews and fake news
   

   Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
   Over here they're all how can he be disagreeing with the intelligence services and I'm like didn't they let clinton off? And besides better US/russia relations is good for the world.
2. 2017-01-11 at 4:28 PM UTC in What should I do with my time?
   

   Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
   Whatever you do just don't learn chinese, they're shifty cunts in the business world.
3. 2017-01-11 at 4:21 PM UTC in I need the totse army
   

   Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
   Race traitor/10 tbh
4. 2017-01-11 at 4:16 PM UTC in why to save nudes
   

   Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]

   Originally posted by omg When karma is more than just a "thanks given" number on my profile I can dump. Idk. Are you guys into skinny/athletic korean chicks?

   
   I pretty much solely like asian girls, the life of a weeb has improved my taste.
   Post em up nigga
5. 2017-01-10 at 8:20 PM UTC in I need the toecheese army
   

   Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
   I just can't take people who watch seinfeld seriously. I guess if you like lasagna its the only legal way to get off.
6. 2017-01-10 at 6:55 PM UTC in I need the toecheese army
   

   Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
   Why do they let club penguin trash in here
   
   Seriously, club penguin was a terrible game, why are they here?
7. 2017-01-10 at 11 AM UTC in I need the toecheese army
   

   Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
   So I was on the neopets subforum socialjuicebars101 telling all those friends about my favourite bar, Pulse, and then the moderators politely said that I'm not welcome for now and gave me a 3 minute ban. So i need the toecheese army to go over to neopets and tell all those big lads to stop being mean to me. I know you guys are great lovers of juice so why not put that talent to some good use? Here are some examples of the things that I posted, the replies made me butthurt.
   
   "34 and living with mommy: my heroic story"
   
   "How to clean peed blankie?"
   
   "Fighting for your freedom with gloryholes"
   
   In one thread someone was laughing at the pic of me in my jimjams that I posted. As you can see these people are big ol' meanies and need to be dealt with. We can either plan a time to do it to overwhelm the moderators or just do it whenever we feel like it but please give these people a right telling off.
8. 2017-01-10 at 10:21 AM UTC in How to sleep
   

   Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
   Jerk off till you're exhausted beforehand.
9. 2017-01-09 at 10:38 AM UTC in Who were you in your past life?
   

   Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
   I was a mud farmer who became a knight
10. 2017-01-09 at 10:32 AM UTC in You know what's the fuckin best?
    

    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    I'm a retard because until recently I thought egg fried rice was just a name, didn't realise you actually added eggs, kill me tbhb
11. 2017-01-09 at 10:25 AM UTC in I need the totse army
    

    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]

    Originally posted by Clutch anti semantic twat.

    lol
    
    

    Originally posted by Clutch You see, I'm an actual man and you are caught in a state of perpetual adolescent, men do things that require effort and may not even directly benefit them. Then they receive the benefits of their labor. Children however bitch and refuse to cooperate.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUVOgPzXm7g
    
    Ah fuck my stomach hurts from laughing
12. 2017-01-08 at 9:21 PM UTC in who play arma wit me
    

    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]

    Originally posted by bling bling im run arma on a broken 7800

    
    My comp is a washing machine from the 60s made from bakelite and held together with a mile and a half of pubes and blutack, I guarantee I can't run arma.
13. 2017-01-08 at 9:18 PM UTC in I need the totse army
    

    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    The only thing worth going to reddit for is asians gone wild, you can get fucked if you think I'll wade in to a social justice cesspool just so you can be a little less butthurt after being booted by fags.
    Why don't you grow some balls and troll the shit out of them with alts?
14. 2017-01-08 at 6:48 PM UTC in Being an online or telephone sex worker
    

    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]

    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump My nudes are actually highly coveted pieces of art. I'm a true artist in the sense that I don't perform only for profit. I've probably received no more than $100 in my lifetime doing sex work.

    
    If you're good at something don't do it for free
15. 2017-01-08 at 4:46 PM UTC in who play arma wit me
    

    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Buy me a computer that can play arma and
    
    

    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Buy me arma

    
    
16. 2017-01-08 at 4:45 PM UTC in Being an online or telephone sex worker
    

    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]

    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Oh yeah well I've DONE A FEW

    
    As an ugly guy how much did ya make?
17. 2017-01-08 at 9:52 AM UTC in Did white people evolve white skin to camouflage with the snow?
    

    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]

    Originally posted by the holy ghost increased oxygen flow to brain

    Originally posted by reject increased crack flow to brain

    
    They're not the biggest so I'd imagine that's not gonna help much or is this one of those squeezing every bit of horsepower out of a small engine thing?
18. 2017-01-07 at 9:24 PM UTC in Being an online or telephone sex worker
    

    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    I've been to a few cam shows in my time, even ugly women make a lot, just depends how low you want to go.
19. 2017-01-07 at 9:14 PM UTC in Did white people evolve white skin to camouflage with the snow?
    

    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    The real question is why do nigs have those noses?
20. 2017-01-06 at 4:29 PM UTC in You know how fags seem to have gaydar right?
    

    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    EJACULATE
    Ethnic jedis Are Causing Unrest, Launching Anti Termite Equipment
    You can switch in Jihhaddis and Terrorists to nut all over the middle east