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  1. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Absolut mixed with lucozade, it's good stuff but I prefer russian standard.
  2. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Have the word cotton replaced with nigger silk.
  3. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    He's still not been proven alive? Dismembered his body and brought him out bit by bit in diplo bags, he wasn't even there.
  4. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Remove kebab is a fucking simple concept.
  5. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Bill Krozby can't lose if he doesn't compete
  6. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    12. Cat food
  7. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    I wonder if she has to stop to eat during sex or the trip up the stairs
    But completely honestly I hope you end up getting with her and impregging her a few times, good luck.
  8. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Upstreet fellatio expert
  9. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Major Tom at some point
  10. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRhUIJextp8
  11. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    I have no money
  12. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    All the ticket prices are £1k and up, fucking jedis.
  13. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    The ugly glasses are only tolerable with cum on them, it's a universal enhancement.
  14. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    I'd go, they got good police though so might not be the best for everyone here.
    Everything china made and cheap plus you can live indefinitely in internet cafes, plus vending machines, anyone wanna get with me and bring the everything vending machines around the world?
  15. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Used to have multivits because staying inside is bad for your health but fuck it.
    I've been thinking of getting some whey after doing more stuff recently but there's probably not much point doing that either.
  16. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    It's 11-2 actually you backwards nigger country liver.
  17. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    I wear thermal socks too and cheap boxers, what sorta socks y'all wear?
  18. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    A hoodie and trousers, but I don't often go out.
  19. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    I think of bling as a chav version of borat.
  20. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Originally posted by infinityshock then i went to a chick who i was trying to get into the panties of. she'd consistently lean her tit/tits on my back or shoulders (as in…full, prolonged contact…not just a brush or rub)

    I think this might just be part of the service with hairdressers, when I actually got my hair cut professionally those women would always give me a chub.
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