2017-02-20 at 1:29 PM UTC
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What are you drinking?
Number13
African Astronaut
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Absolut mixed with lucozade, it's good stuff but I prefer russian standard.
2017-02-19 at 12:15 PM UTC
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Sign my petition
Number13
African Astronaut
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Have the word cotton replaced with nigger silk.
Number13
African Astronaut
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He's still not been proven alive? Dismembered his body and brought him out bit by bit in diplo bags, he wasn't even there.
Number13
African Astronaut
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Remove kebab is a fucking simple concept.
Number13
African Astronaut
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Bill Krozby can't lose if he doesn't compete
2017-02-13 at 7:05 PM UTC
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She fucking did it!
Number13
African Astronaut
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I wonder if she has to stop to eat during sex or the trip up the stairs
But completely honestly I hope you end up getting with her and impregging her a few times, good luck.
2017-02-12 at 12:47 PM UTC
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Tokyo.
Number13
African Astronaut
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All the ticket prices are £1k and up, fucking jedis.
Number13
African Astronaut
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The ugly glasses are only tolerable with cum on them, it's a universal enhancement.
2017-02-12 at 9:47 AM UTC
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Tokyo.
Number13
African Astronaut
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I'd go, they got good police though so might not be the best for everyone here.
Everything china made and cheap plus you can live indefinitely in internet cafes, plus vending machines, anyone wanna get with me and bring the everything vending machines around the world?
Number13
African Astronaut
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Used to have multivits because staying inside is bad for your health but fuck it.
I've been thinking of getting some whey after doing more stuff recently but there's probably not much point doing that either.
2017-02-11 at 9:56 AM UTC
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Its 2:11 on 2-11
Number13
African Astronaut
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It's 11-2 actually you backwards nigger country liver.
2017-02-11 at 9:55 AM UTC
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How do you normally dress?
Number13
African Astronaut
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I wear thermal socks too and cheap boxers, what sorta socks y'all wear?
2017-02-10 at 9:20 PM UTC
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How do you normally dress?
Number13
African Astronaut
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A hoodie and trousers, but I don't often go out.
Number13
African Astronaut
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I think of bling as a chav version of borat.