Posts by Number13

1. 2018-03-04 at 8:53 PM UTC in Your current phone?
   

   Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
   A nokia c3-00, it's shit and isn't an android but I can make calls/text and listen to music on it, not anything more that I need.
2. 2018-03-04 at 5:24 PM UTC in FUCKING KNOCK, THEN OPEN THE DOOR
   

   Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
   Your mom definitely wants your dick
3. 2018-03-04 at 10:29 AM UTC in Should I buy a dildo?
   

   Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
   Bad dragon or nothing you filthy perv
4. 2018-03-03 at 9:53 PM UTC in Saw a Doggo at the Store
   

   Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
   Medium sized dogs are best.
5. 2018-03-02 at 11:48 AM UTC in My interactions with women today #1
   

   Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]

   Originally posted by NARCassist wow, now everythings making sense. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCKING HA

   
   Fucking this
   
   Jesus christ man, that was definitely flirting you bellend.
6. 2018-03-02 at 11:02 AM UTC in The lesser of 2 evils ???
   

   Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
   My family don't see the jedi tricks as much as I do so it'd probably be better for them to choose jedis and I mean most of the world is under their heel already anyway, not much difference.
   
   But
   

   Originally posted by Issue313 Brits have made their decision about whether to live under Islam or Judaism - why not both?

7. 2018-03-02 at 8:16 AM UTC in Why do women talk to me if they're not going to flirt with me? Fuck off bitches.
   

   Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
   Does everyone go for cover every time you reach in your bag?
8. 2018-03-02 at 8:14 AM UTC in dumb cunt tries to fight cop, gets her face put in the concrete
   

   Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
   I like how you could hear the sound of the nightstick
9. 2018-02-28 at 11:58 AM UTC in my girlfriend bought me a chocolate bar
   

   Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
   Eat her pussy
10. 2018-02-27 at 2:48 PM UTC in this guy probably has to shit so bad
    

    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
11. 2018-02-27 at 1:38 PM UTC in You're all ugly
    

    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    i'm a 9/100
12. 2018-02-25 at 9:34 AM UTC in Games where you got to a level you couldn't beat, said "fuck this" and never played again
    

    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]

    Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix Yeah the problem is getting in the 4-5 hits hits required in a short window to get him kneeling considering most of his attacks are so quick that you only have time for a swing or two after rolling. If it wasn't for the magic bullshit Crystal Soulmass that hits you while you're trying to dodge his regular attacks on top of it I would probably be fine but once he starts casting that repeatedly while in the dex/scimitar stance I end up getting wrecked anytime I try to deal damage.
    
    I have a Raw Astora Sword +10 and a Heavy Battle Axe +9 and can't figure out what I'm better off with against him. Only other boss in the game I had any real struggle against was the Dancer of the Boreal Valley.

    
    What're you stats? I know the raw astora is supposed to have way more attk than it should considering but if you've got the usual 40 strength that axe is probably way ahead.
    But that said you don't need to damage him for him to go to the next weapon, as far as I know at least and if I'm wrong it's only a few attempts lost, so when he's using dex just focus on rolling instead of any damage, It's like the 4 kings except it'll get better after the timer instead of worse.
13. 2018-02-23 at 8:11 PM UTC in post a pic of ur face
    

    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    https://gfycat.com/
    for gifs and
    www.vidble.com
    for pics
    AGW is a good resource for good lewd hosts
14. 2018-02-22 at 5:25 PM UTC in can someone make my usertitle more interesting
    

    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Young Blad or nothing
15. 2018-02-22 at 10:32 AM UTC in We have a moral obligation to stop eating meat
    

    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]

    Originally posted by Zanick The point remains: if you can justify our eating of animals because we have evolved to dominate them, then you shouldn't have a problem with members of other groups who believe they are entitled to dominate you by virtue of their physical superiority.

    
    Well honestly I was just trying not to make the argument that I consider muds inferior and therefore no, it's true animals can fuck up humans but that doesn't change the fact that humans are the apex.
    
    
    Also if you look at mainly vegetarian groups/countries you would see that it's not good for bodily growth, asian countries today are still considered generally smaller and that's solely based on nutrition, we are not herbivores, we're omnivores, we need both to be healthy.
16. 2018-02-21 at 11:53 PM UTC in We have a moral obligation to stop eating meat
    

    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]

    Originally posted by greenplastic So if you're walking down the street and some super jacked muslim dude comes out and beats you up then beheads you, did he then earn his right to kill you?

    
    Not exactly the direction I was going with this unless you also mean he then eats me.
17. 2018-02-21 at 11:44 PM UTC in We have a moral obligation to stop eating meat
    

    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    But seriously though we're the apex predator of this world, solar system and possibly the galaxy and universe, we earned the right to this by being superior, it's a lion hunting antelope only industrialized but that said meat you hunt and kill yourself is always better imo.
18. 2018-02-21 at 11:35 PM UTC in We have a moral obligation to stop eating meat
    

    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]

    Originally posted by Zanick For most people living in the first world, there is no good, rational defense to continue supporting the holocaust of animals. Discuss.

    
    I might've been on board but you calling it a holocaust means I have to support it
19. 2018-02-21 at 10:06 AM UTC in I am completely over women.
    

    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Just go try cock dude, it's obviously what you're craving.
20. 2018-02-20 at 9:20 AM UTC in What's your IQ?
    

    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]

    Originally posted by lightray i should have clarified that

    
    Nah like I said that's a good enough test in itself