You could probably cobble together a pretty good structure with enough pallets, a crowbar and some nails + a hammer.
I would actually recommend that if you have a shovel, you build a type of hobbit hole with the pallets. Earth is really good at keeping your home insulated.
If you can find some longer lumber or other type of bar to use as foundation struts, you can make a pretty sturdy base. Spear your supports around the perimeter at least 5 feet deep, then dig a short channel at least 1 ft deep between them. This is where your walls will be. Secure your pallets to the supports and tamp them into the channels you just dug. Put some dirt over all of the base, tamp it down.
Put longer beams across the top, then palettes over those to form a roof. You don't need a support beam because you're probably making a pretty small and light shack that will be supported by the walls.
During this process, leave some space in the roof for little venting pipes. You can easily make these water resistant by extending the pipe above the ground and adding a little inverse funnel shaped closed lid over top.
Secure it all, then put tarps and plastic over top that you can find laying around in junkyards and shit. This is to waterproof your home. Once that's done. Pile in the earth and support the walls from the outside with earth. If the structure is well constructed, all the stresses will be well balanced and distributed out to the supports and earthen exterior walls via the pallets.
This will make your home safe and well insulated.
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Originally posted by DietPiano
This was my first pubescent crush. She also had a crush on me, and would text me but would get too nervous to text back after I replied to her, and would put her legs on me during movies in band and say "You're CUUUUUUUUUUTE!" when I walked by at lunch, and would come up and hug me during track meets.
But one day at a track meet she was pulling the arms of this other girl who was also pulling her arms and said "*****, do you want to get in this!!?" And I was super shy and didn't know what to say besides "No" with a straight face, because I thought it would make me look like a creep if I didn't.
Then she looked really disappointed and kind of stopped pulling on the other girl. She and her sister were the only Mexicans in our school really. She was also like 85-90lbs and thought she was fat, which I liked.
Later she decided to move back to Texas with her sister (her parents didn't make her) instead of staying here with me because I didn't make a move and said the opposite of what I wanted to say. Then she got married and pooped like 2 or 3 babies to this army faggot; she's only a year younger than me.
She's the perfect fit for me but I BLEW IT like I always do. I miss her.
Damn she's really pretty. You fucked up my nigga.
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yo when I was a kid a real gangster didn't have a flashy gun he carried a piece of shit that backfired so he had an excuse for his wife having her brains blown out in the middle of the night
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