Using My Little Pony imagery as an adult male means you are an unoriginal child molestor who got tricked into faggotry under the guise of irony. Such people would probably suck a fat dick and swallow the hot load "ironically".
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Full Grown Retard is of average height and athletic build, full tardraged and intent on killing Midget With A Knife from the moment he sets foot in the arena.
FGR is full retard but has some experience fighting due to being bullied for retardation.
Battle takes place on a fenced basketball court. MWAK either has to climb the fence to escape or kill the retard to win. Retard must kill or incapacitate MWAK to win.
Who would win?
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Originally posted by CASPER
Retard ftw. I mean have you ever seen a midget wave his stubby little arms? Their dexterity sucks. Tell the retard someone store his commander Worf lunchbox, and one tearful yeti wail and donkey kong ground slap later, that midget is toast.
Don't be so sure, midgets are basically like adult children with testosterone. They can be pretty jacked, fast and dextrous
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