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2019-06-25 at 7:38 PM UTC in Are you calm and relaxed?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-06-24 at 9:02 PM UTC in If I ripped a loud one while in a meeting at work...Depends on the workplace culture. The place I'm working right now is heavily female, and has a feminine culture, so I'd apologise and open the door.
A manly workplace would result in all the lads laughing and taking another swig of whiskey and lighting their cigars while congratulating you.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-06-24 at 7:08 PM UTC in Had my first day on the new jobAnd It was pretty fun, the place isn't open yet just training. Wine tasting and sampling of the dishes. Had quail for the first time, tis was good. A good group of good looking guys and girls. Not one girl I wasn't highly attracted to. The only downside was I was kinda tired. All cylinders weren't firing when I got there. Because I only slept for 2 hours last night. I'm the only one that's going to get cross trained which is cool so I don't always have to do the same thing. I get to work some days with a famous chef and my friend Eddie who's an up and coming chef. And other days I'll to bar back and other days expedite the meals. I have homework to do tonight for it, theres a lot to learn as some of the dishes aren't your run of the mill bistro stuff. It's a good step towards doing the Bill Krozbydawg stuff.
That's partially how I got hired, I sent them a picture of my cat and I attached to my resume' and told the owners that I want to eventually have a Bill Krozbydawg cart and they like the ambition. The owner is from the UK and has opened 10 different restaurants in his country and they are all successful. I take after people that cook well that I respect like mq and Ed that aren't negative people.
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2019-06-24 at 6:45 PM UTC in If I ripped a loud one while in a meeting at work...
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2019-06-24 at 4:23 PM UTC in Dinosaurs are fake as fuck
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2019-06-24 at 2:37 PM UTC in Registering as a sex offenderLOL this has to be a joke.
it's too fucking weird.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-06-24 at 2:15 PM UTC in Registering as a sex offenderLol you had a good time having small talk about being a sex offender? How did those conversations usually go?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-06-24 at 1:41 AM UTC in Are you calm and relaxed?
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2019-06-24 at 12:33 AM UTC in Are you calm and relaxed?
Originally posted by DietPiano Do you really think btc is gonna go big long term? What is it good for besides drugs? I get that decentralized currency is the ideal kind, but in practice it's worthless besides gambling on it and buying drugs or laundering sorta kinda at that.
you can use it for laundering moneyThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-06-22 at 1:25 AM UTC in Are you calm and relaxed?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-06-21 at 6:54 PM UTC in Best Day EverI quit my job this morning, went in super drunk and fucked off and ent up leaving. Met up with this gutter punk slut at the bus stop and we smoked some bud. She's pretty hott but kinda smelled bad. We walked around the neighborhood and I walked her to where she lives under an underpass with her old man "literally an old man" and the old man was kinda frothy and started calling her a bitch and what not whatever.. I wouldn't want to live with that dude. Basically trolled the guy until he told us to both leave. I stayed up all night and decided to go to mitt romneys plasma center in my hood because I really need money until I start my new job monday. I stuck out like a sore thumb because I was the only person there that wasn't black / a cholo and I was wearing short shorts instead fubu or pink sweat pants that says "PORK" on the rear.
I hate needles despite using them a lot but they use really big needles and its in you for like 40 minutes.. They interviewed me and asked me a bunch of weird questions like if I have sex men and if I've ever accepted money or drugs in exchange for sex and the lady that was interviewing me had to document my tattoos and she asked what one of them was and I said a triangle and she asked me how to spell triangle... and then she asked me about another tattoo and I told her its an ape.. and she asked me how do you spell ape..
kinda gross. But anyways they gave me a physical, I was luckily wearing my calvin klien micro fiber briefs that show off my sweet ass and package because the doctor was fucking hott as fuck and called me sweety. I was really blushing the entire time but she was going over my medical records and mentioned how I have prostitis. (I have an enlarged prostate and it gives me problems for the last few years) and that she will have to do a prostate exam. I faked a false outrage, I was like "ahhhh man, are you really serious?!.."
And she was like Mr. Monks its important that you specifically get one at least every 9 months so we will know if its something more insidious. (I have to go to austin urology and have seen several doctors because it is a legit problem) But sure I was faking an outrage but in my head I was like "YES YES YES YES FUCK YES!!"
She went to go get Bacteriostatic lubercating jelly and she came back in and told me to pull down my underwear, at this point I was to lose it really hard. she was fucking hott. I always come across sexy nurses, doctors, and detectives.. why? And I was thinking to myself holy shit this about to happen. And she said I promise I'll be quick sweety and I said under my breath, "my body is ready.." and she said "excuse me?" and I said "do whut?" and then I said "oh nothing"
She throttled me real well.. I'm pretty sure I made a jeeeeert sound somewhere in the entire thing, I was exhausted and even broke a sweat, she told me she thinks I'm fine but its definitely enlarged. It felt so fucking good I completely ignored the faggot med student that was there smiling watching.
Anyways they I gave my plasma which helps save lives, And they confirmed that I don't have hiv, the syph or anything else so they gave me 60 bucks and when I was leaving I got to spin a wheel like on the game shows and I got an extra 10 bucks (lol what kinda crack head shit is this?)
But yeah after that I went to burger tx for a burger and above burger tx is barflys my favorite place to drink and had a few shots and I talked to my favorite drummer, the gont from ringo deathstarr. But yeah I haven't had any attention from a woman in about three weeks but this doctor rocked my world and my booty. I would do it again I had an instant crush on her. It felt so fucking good, the only thing that could of made it better is if I crammed tek up my asshole before going in, but I didn't know I was gonna have a prostate exam...
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2019-06-21 at 7:19 AM UTC in Thank post #14The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-06-21 at 12:26 AM UTC in Are you calm and relaxed?
Originally posted by Admin Not here. Just in general. People seem to have a lot of problems and are pushing their issues outwards. But they are really just doing it all to themselves.
Yup. Being negative and hate filled takes a lot of energy and people waste so much of their mental energy thinking about useless things like how much they hate the world.
The reason they hate the world though is because they constantly put out negative energy and as a result have a terrible life devoid of anything happy or positive which is usually when they start blaming the CIA and the J21EWS -
2019-06-20 at 11:19 PM UTC in The elephant that sits next to me at work keeps starringYour family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-06-20 at 12:40 AM UTC in The elephant that sits next to me at work keeps starringStarring in what?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-06-19 at 10:15 PM UTC in The elephant that sits next to me at work keeps starringeat less of itThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-06-19 at 12:06 PM UTC in I don't blink muchPsychopaths don't blink much, do you have violent thoughts at all?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-06-18 at 11:36 PM UTC in Anyone used to post on ZokletThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-06-18 at 12:07 AM UTC in We need to talk about 0The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-06-14 at 1:48 AM UTC in Best time to book a hotel roomanyway, best time to book a hotel room is a good hour or two before the hookers are booked to arrive. that way you got time to get sorted, you know, shower/shave/shit etc, hide your valuables, blow up the kiddies inflatable paddling pool and hit up a couple of pipes to get you started and ready for when they arrive. get the place just right how you like it.
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