Originally posted by Bill Krozby
We used to be bromos and get fucked up and play quake but things have changed and I just turn down my music for him when he text me ect.. but the other day it was like 8pm and he called me but i didn't pick up in time so i instinctually sent him a text to get him out of my hair, "sorry bud I'll turn it down" but he text me saying if I wanted to hang so I brought my weed over and something was different about him. His gym shorts were sagging showing his ass, fronting likes he's low-key. And I dunno he was basically hopping around his apartment while i was smoking weed and drinking his md20/20. I didn't have a pipe as I gave all mine away when I was on probation so I only had an apple and he said we could go smoke with the neighbors below us..
it like which neighbors.. and he said if we go there you can't use homophobic slurs.. which I don't use infront of people i dont know but maybe i did know these people.. idk..
He pulled down his gym shorts for some reason and I saw his tiny dick amasss a black cloud of courseness. And he was like "omg did I just show you my dick?" I wasn't phased because thats not something that excites me nor offends me, just kinda smelly looking.
He asked me if id be down to dp this chicken with him and I was kinda reluctant but I was like yeah whatever, just to see what he could pull off, he had to use my phone and was looking through shit on my phone. I asked him if he's on something and he denied it. He got really frothy and did this whole meeting ajorned thing where he hit his hands on his computer chair like he's some kinda big wig/ fat cat…
and I was like okay bud later.. and left then the next day he text me something like "dahurrr i can see the store" and i was like what? and he was like lol wrong number then asked me if he passed out in his place and i was like I dont know man you told me to leave… and then he asked if I like game of thrones.. and i was like never seen it..
he just called me ten min ago asking what the show i suggested to him was. this was UW5
Something about going to your strange neighbor's, discussing pipes, you had an apple but didn't eat it. Mentions something about faggots that live downstairs and not to offend them. Your neighbor whips out his dick and it smells.
Something something, something something.
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Originally posted by Common De-mominator
You fuck wits in Britain look to the US for all your entertainment and then bitch about it. How about you limey fucks produce a comedian who doesn't just tell two line jokes in rapid succession on stage?
Lol we don't, like, ever.
We export all the shit like our biggest reject James Corden and you give him the lame night show.
Countless shows you guys have Americanised that are complete dog shit in comparison to ours, The Office being one. Hell, all your "great" shows are filled with Brit actors in lead parts hahahahahaha.
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That's sad man I hope you get better. I can't help but feel sorry for what you feel is a hopeless situation. I think you beat yourself up too much about what happened in the past, especially ex's etc. I too think about years wasted but there's fuck all we can do but move ahead with what we got.
I do genuinely believe you are resigning yourself to a slow uneeded death. It's understandable how people can fall into a vicious cycle of binge drinking then alcoholism. You do have unfortunate luck sometimes and what appears to be setbacks that could have otherwise projected you forward. You mentioned some important work on a damaged hardrive? I'm surprised you don't wake up and all your shit is gone when you have these blackouts surrounded by low life.
You will drink then just feel negative and dote on the past, fuck-that! Get back to the old you.
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Originally posted by HTS
I've been there. Eh. Sometimes you just have a period in life that's like that. :/
This. Just don't resign yourself to thinking, "this is it, this is my life". Like I said Zooks cut out the poisonous unabitious people out of your life and surround yourself with positive folk. Even if your associates/ friends love to drink/ party hard, just keep them at bay till you allocate the time to enjoy such frivilous activities.
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Originally posted by gadzooks
I actually ran into him at a house party a year later.
He had two hot chicks sitting beside him on the couch as he bragged about dominating me and my friends that night.
I pretty much lost any and all faith in karma that night.
I actually feel angry for you m8. Some piece of shit tried doing me in at a quiet sit off not so long ago. All night he was being a dick, bragging about how much he can't wait to go back jail. His brother was there who I'm OK with but it didn't stop his brother attacking me with dusters. My pride took a knocking but what was the point fighting back. Even if I somehow got the better of him I was at risk of being stabbed or worse.
😂 I actually thought about getting a gun and fucking blasting him but the piece of shit is not worth doing time over. I'm not a believer of karma but the scales will balance themselves one way or another, as with your problematic wanker.
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