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  1. Octavian motherfucker
    Fucking relapse.

    Ended up on it, snorting my brains out till 6 this morning, FUCK! I start my new job Monday I need my brain fresh and alert, fuck, fuck, fuck! I honestly thought I was going blind. My vision is still a little hazy. Serotonin levels were low enough to reach China.

    Just spent the day eating blueberries, steaks and pork. The funny thing is as I was wired out my skull watching porn 12 hours straight, I couldn't help but admire my body in my vanity mirror. It made me feel less crack headish. Dem gainz are coming on nicely, especially since starting this strict diet.

    Ah well, back to sobriety! Going to smash the gym tomorrow and return to normality.
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  2. Ghost Black Hole
    Only losers relapse. I haven't done drugs all year but I won't cry like a bitch next time I smoke a gram of meth to the face and crash like a lead balloon. GET TUFF
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  3. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Ghost Only losers relapse. I haven't done drugs all year



    Oh reaaallllly?

  4. HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by Octavian

    Oh reaaallllly?




  5. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Scrawny = Ghost.

    Roshambo is another apex of the triangle.
  6. Octavian motherfucker
    Dammnit I still don't know who is who?

    You're all fucking triangles
  7. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Octavian Dammnit I still don't know who is who?

    You're all fucking triangles

    yeah and we are more sober than you despite our rich history of abusing OTC drugs, meth and prescription meds.

    Sploo hasn't done drugs all year and just eats Crouton and fish oil.
    I haven't smoked meth since November and I've been drunk 5 times since new years.
    And Roshambo is out of rehab and trying to turn his life around and stopped snorting wellies.



    only losers "relapse" just get high and don't worry about it.
  8. Octavian motherfucker
    Lol m'kay
  9. Originally posted by JĎ…icebox There are few things more annoying than that one shithead that has to play obnoxious videos in a quiet lunchroom

    Seriously, FUCK people who do this

    If we wanted to hear chicken fights or weird Asian pop, we would listen to it ourselves. THROUGH OUR HEADPHONES!
  10. Ghost Black Hole
    DO YOU LIKE PERSIAN MUSIC BRO
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  11. I don't know, most of mine comes from Scandinavia
  12. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Ghost DO YOU LIKE PERSIAN MUSIC BRO

    ...










    LEAVE.
  13. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by mashlehash










    LEAVE.

    fuck you schizo bitch
  14. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by CountBlah I had a friend ask me very seriously out of nowhere the other day if I'd ever considered a job in assasin/hitman type shit. Dude was stone cold serious. His land lord is someone who I am quite sure has cartel connections. I was like, "oh yeah they would hire a redneck who could hunt" trying to play it off but dude didn't laugh.

    What kind of money would it take theoretically for ya'll to off a stranger?

    I wouldn't have any problems, believe me i'd sleep just fine a few G's richer.

    50 grand seems fair. Oh, and a guarantee they give 0 shits about collateral damage.
  15. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Talk about murder for hire. You guys ever seen the videos of gigantic cartel convoys driving through the mountains or wherever.

    I'm not a cartel expert, IDK where they are from, don't judge me. Ok they're from Jalisco, i just read it.



    DON'T MIND ME JUST DRIVING WITH MY 300 FRIENDS THROUGH THE MOUNTAINS

    Haha.
  16. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Sophie Talk about murder for hire. You guys ever seen the videos of gigantic cartel convoys driving through the mountains or wherever.

    I'm not a cartel expert, IDK where they are from, don't judge me. Ok they're from Jalisco, i just read it.



    DON'T MIND ME JUST DRIVING WITH MY 300 FRIENDS THROUGH THE MOUNTAINS

    Haha.

    Fuck me, Sinaloa have found their match in Nemesio's army.
  17. Methamphetamine is such a superior stimulant it's a shame it's not used more often in the medical field. If we as humans advanced enough to figure out how to cook up a substance that vastly enhances all of our abilities we should utilize that shit.
  18. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Solstice Methamphetamine is such a superior stimulant it's a shame it's not used more often in the medical field. If we as humans advanced enough to figure out how to cook up a substance that vastly enhances all of our abilities we should utilize that shit.

    jfk used a special concoction that contained vitamins, meth, and goats blood, from a famous nazi doctor/scientist.
  19. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Solstice Methamphetamine is such a superior stimulant it's a shame it's not used more often in the medical field. If we as humans advanced enough to figure out how to cook up a substance that vastly enhances all of our abilities we should utilize that shit.

    Are you kidding? Depending on the length of use that damage is irreversible.
  20. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by Octavian Dammnit I still don't know who is who?

    You're all fucking triangles

    If you see someone who looks like Freddy Krueger, that's Scron (not even joking)

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