Every time it gets quiet I have to sit through a play by play of every fucked up, hurtful, bad decision, missed opportunity, or things I should’ve said.
The air still tastes like the ocean and fresh cut grass at night like it did when I was 14 but now I’m tired and pissed off and I’ve got arthritis and I can’t put too much hot sauce on my food bc of the fire poops.
UGHHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK WAS I DOING WHO DOES THAT
The entirety of my life could be distilled into the feeling of that moment you accidentally call your teacher “mom” and you realize you tucked up and you’ll never live this down. Except like.....x 897,443,410.52
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2019-12-24 at 9:23 AM UTC
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Nostalgia game thread
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Originally posted by -SpectraL
If you dream you are having a heart attack, and you really believe it in the dream, you could actually die of a heart attack. This is called placebo death dreaming.
When people tell me "if you die inyohr sleep you really die" that's so stupid
Nobody is able to figure that out. Nobody can tell you they died in their sleep and then died in real life
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Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace
It's called the comeup…
YeAhpretty much every psychedelic or hallucinogen I’ve ever taken has been hell on the come up.
When I was 16 I remember pouring 4oz of MGB Peruvian torch powder into a 1.75 liter Big Gulp cup and trying to mix it up but it just turned into this gigantic gritty snot rocket.
My friend and his gf sat there crying, laughing while I choked down most of the cup of that stuff. An hour later I wasn’t feeling much, but I had to go sell someone coke at the end of the block. As soon as I started walking up the hill I got this crazy vertigo and dropped to my knees. My perspective was locked like I was 3 feet tall, and it was fucking up my equilibrium. I promptly forgot to gather cash for the coke. Live and learn.
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2019-12-24 at 4:47 AM UTC
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Oct I have played Golden Axe with my cousins since as long as I can remember. That and Sonic.
Tomorrow is Christmas eve so its time for Golden Axe once again :D
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they really just need to die. to the rest of the world, china has done shit in relations to bettering the world. they are still like russia, very much communist in every way. there are no solid and sane reasons why these faggots deserve to live.
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aldra
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new years' resolutions are fake and gay. if you want to change your life, just do it
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2019-12-24 at 1:13 AM UTC
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ask me anything
Originally posted by Octavian
Do you do any drugs seeing as you do not drink.
What do you do for fun
Why did you stop drinking?
I smoke weed. I have a prescription for hydros for my back.
I like to get car out of civilization to explore using my jeeps in the summer and sleds in the winter. I used to ride dirtbike and ride jet ski quite a bit when i was younger too. I also really enjoy playing mechanic on all my toys.
Lately ive been working on my house. Ive got most of what i want done finally so that is a good feeling.
I got sick of the hangovers. There were a few brushes with the law when i was younger, mostly caused by me drinking too much. No felonies though.
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Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
When it's drizzled on your bunghole.
1, 2, §m£ÂgØLs coming for you
3, 4, better lock that door
5, 6, habanero dick
7, 8, pray for your sake
9, 10, never shit again
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2019-12-23 at 7:55 PM UTC
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Nice ass thread
Obbe
Alan What?
[annoy my right-angled speediness]
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Originally posted by Bill Krozby
Don't know if you're joking. But for the most part not that I hate my co workers but I never wanted to really hang out with most of them after work. There's a couple of gonts I used to work with that I'll hang out with now.
But was never into ooooh hai! Let's all go to the company party on our days off!
Not joking. Never hire friends or get them jobs where you work either, that usually ends up badly too.
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2019-12-23 at 5:26 PM UTC
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ask me anything
Originally posted by Octavian
Are you a fat diabetic loser with zero job prospects, no friends or family and not had sex in years?
If so Join NIS! where like minded individuals gather for self flagellation parties.
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2019-12-23 at 2:13 PM UTC
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Nice ass thread
Obbe
Alan What?
[annoy my right-angled speediness]
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2019-12-23 at 5:51 AM UTC
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Nice ass thread
Obbe
Alan What?
[annoy my right-angled speediness]
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Originally posted by Octavian
The Witcher isn't so bad going off the 1st episode.
lol i am watching it right now halfway through the second episode. THESE BITCHES ARE SEXY EVEN THAT HUNCHBACK BITCH
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Originally posted by WellHung
LarryLegend Has gotten bored of squirrel because, well, she is boring. And he is sick of taking care of kids that arent his
Matt doesn't have a family to spend Christmas with so he lashes out. 🎄🎅🤶
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2019-12-23 at 1:50 AM UTC
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Nice ass thread
Obbe
Alan What?
[annoy my right-angled speediness]
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I have an confession
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Originally posted by iam_asiam68
i touched that queer
lol gay
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