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2019-12-30 at 9:43 PM UTC in OFFICIAL: What being fucked in the ass is likeLadies and gentlemen, gather round
today I will talk to you about what getting fucked in the ass feels like. We will go over the process, some tips and tricks, and then ultimately what it actually feels like. This advice goes for cocks, dildos, highlighters, and anything else you can think of. Feel free to throw in your own comments and discussion. No ruskies allowed in this thread.
Now, to begin with you're going to want to loosen your sphincter up. A lot of people think that you can just have a 'loose asshole' but if you have one that means you've probably damaged it. This is completely avoidable. Take it slow, and use plenty of lube. Essentially you're going to want to massage the area until your butthole opens up wide enough to stick things in it. Cuccumbers, cocks, it literally does not matter. This is an essential step for using anything bigger than a pen. Which if you're going to use, make sure the end cap can't come off and get lodged up there. That's an embarrassing hospital trip!
Ideally you're going to want something long and moderately fat. For the guys out there, the fatter objects are going to stimulate your prostate, which feels great! All guys have a prostate, and all guys can feel pleasure this way. Even if you aren't gay, you can still get a dildo to stimulate it!
Now as for what it feels like, this varies between objects. The penis is not too entertaining and usually the guy will finish before you've had your turn! So I suggest keeping toys on hand just in case. As the asshole does not have too many nerve endings, you're really going to want to go for something smooth and wide.
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2019-12-30 at 9:14 PM UTC in What Tinychat are you fucking androids using these days?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-12-30 at 7:18 PM UTC in Why is it with women the older they are (particularly pollack and slacic ones)
Originally posted by Misguided Russian This is why you are a simple americunt any not any mexicunt. You are so brainwashed by your dear american media, you have george bushes speech literally burned into your brains; "you're either with us, or you're with the terrorists".
These words, burned into your inferior brain, hop out when the opportunity arises: "youre either with me or youre with the pedos!!". This is a primitive one track mind which is in capable of critical thinking, or any humane thinking for that matter.
Poor faggot, I genuinely feel bad for you. The irony is that you try to apply thought to your own degenerate ways, while you look down on others (as a way of feeling better than them? you're still liable to be legally executed in a big part of the world) as a way to validate your own shit.
I agree with you 100% that it is your right so suck and fuck as many dicks as you want; there is no argument here, please continue indulging your ego.
>defending pedophiles
>didn't readThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-12-30 at 6:54 PM UTC in Why is it with women the older they are (particularly pollack and slacic ones)That's an argument only pedophiles say because their brains are too small to think outside themselves and imagine anybody not wanting to fuck innocent little children.
If I saw you on the street, I would kill you. Pedophiles are the scum of the earth.
And for the last time I am not opening your pictures.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-12-30 at 5:48 PM UTC in The Recovery Thread (The Other TRT)
Originally posted by Octavian Thanks for sharing your recovery Casper. So what makes normal things not so much fun, cause the body's pleasure isn't peaking? This I find interesting cause it's something I've encountered when trying to quit drugs and alcohol. There always seems to be a void that needs filling but not satiated so to speak.
I do find however this gets easier over time. My worries are going on dates and if I'm not drinking, what's their perception going to be? Also will they less likely drink and be less relaxed as a result? All in all sobriety I have found to be enjoyable somewhat. I save a fuck load of money and feel natural highs which I would not normally feel. If anything, I find there to be a feeling of trepidation or nervousness when given the opportunity to be around friends who will, by no fault of their own, make me feel like drinking.
You've been doing great man, I'm really impressed with how well you've stuck it out this time. I honestly didn't think you would get there without treatment, but I do remember you admitting that you needed help and that kinda told me that you had hit bottom and were ready. Really proud.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-12-30 at 3:58 PM UTC in What are you doing at the momentokay its not even 8am n i eating cheesecake. it is what it is.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-12-30 at 3:21 PM UTC in Merry Christmas- get down on it...she lives in a tent in the woods. unless ur tryna paint her as Ms. Kaczynski aint gon work famThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-12-30 at 3:17 PM UTC in Merry Christmas- get down on it...Let's all make hydro kill herselfThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-12-30 at 10:56 AM UTC in Why is it normal and acceptedThat pic's definitely inbred eastern bloc jedi.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-12-30 at 7:29 AM UTC in Anyone see the Texas Church Shooting?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-12-30 at 5:31 AM UTC in Fona Day 12-29-19The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-12-30 at 1:35 AM UTC in Why is it with women the older they are (particularly pollack and slacic ones)
Originally posted by Misguided Russian You say this to me yet you are an adamant homosexual who has sex with men. Men who look like men, nonetheless. You are the one who does not act like a human being; you would not be here today if human beings slept with the same sex the whole time that they existed.
I hope you are enjoying the perceived protection that you are receiving. You would be summarily executed out in the open in a huge chunk of the world, and this would be a righteous execution.
Uh, what? Humans HAVE had homosexuality for our entire existence. It's a natural phenomenon.
Here's a 5,000 year old gay caveman from your side of the world:
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/8433527/First-homosexual-caveman-found.html
Ancient egyptians also had gay people. This is called Seth and Horus
A massive chunk of the animal kingdom, including baboons, bison, bears, rats, caribou, cats, cattle, chimp, dolphins, dogs, elephants, fox, giraffe, goat, gorillas, horses, koala, lion, orangutans, orca, panda, raccoon, chickens, emus, penguins, ostrich, doves, swans, turkeys, seagulls, anglerfish, salmon, bearded dragons, geckos, garter snakes, rattlesnakes, water moccasin, turtles, frogs, toads, etc - have all been confirmed to have naturally occurring homosexual populations. There are even some animals where it is commonplace to be gay or bisexual, such as the bonobo.
How is it that chimps, orangutans, gorillas - our closest cousins, among literally hundreds if not thousands of other species, have naturally occurring homosexuality, but you think humans just... don't? I mean if it's not naturally occurring do you think it's a choice? lmao. Why hasn't society collapsed despite evidence of thousands of years of homosexuality? It used to be encouraged for monks in Europe to have homosexual relations with one another, as it meant they would abstain from seeking a family outside of the monastery.
And if you're so concerned with only doing what is 'natural' why do you drive a car? Why do you wear clothes? Why do you eat processed foods? Why do you drink alcohol? None of those things are natural. They are all man made inventions. Homophobia is a social construct that can be tracked with the spread of organized Abrahamic religion; a hand-me-down from the early jedis. And there's good argument to be had that it was merely constructed to differentiate between those of Abrahamic religions and those who are pagans, such as the Visigoths, who they thought to be more sexually open.
And you never did answer my question about how it "harms society".The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-12-29 at 7:30 PM UTC in The Recovery Thread (The Other TRT)
Originally posted by iam_asiam68 i work with someone who goes 6 days a week to the methadone clinic, has to breathe for alcohol before they administer his dose.
his ole lady quit cold turkey and he was all proud of her.
on christmas day last year, her grandchildren found her laying by the christmas tree. when they rolled her over, her mouth was foaming. she OD'd on painkillers.
addiction is a nasty thing.
i have my friend over as much and we drink on Saturdays, cause the methadone clinics are closed on Sunday so no breath test.
he is 60 years old and cries because he cannot break free!!
but at least he no longer shoots up!!
he will survive because he has friends who care!!
I mean that’s cool you’re there for your friend. 1) It’s pretty dangerous to mix depressants and that could easily kill him 2)If he’s trying to rehabilitate from addiction, the goal should really be to not NEED any substances at all. I know the prevailing thought is that alcohol is a much “safer” drug than opiates, but it’s really not. Maybe have him come over and grill some steaks or shoot high caliber rifles. Head to breakfast and go to church the next morning. The goal should be to have him not need a crutch at all.
I used to think I was a good brother every time I’d take a friend out to the bar when a wife would leave them, or they’d lose a job or a family member would die. But really, I was just co-signing them dealing with life in some fucked up and destructive ways.
Food for thought.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-12-29 at 6:27 PM UTC in I'll be the freshest nigga on new year's dayThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-12-29 at 6:15 PM UTC in Post your best fucked up HaircutThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-12-29 at 5:13 PM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-12-29 at 3:46 PM UTC in " Uncle Vinny, uncle Vinny !!!!! ....... "
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny
poems dont have dialogues.
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore—
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
"'Tis some visiter," I muttered, "tapping at my chamber door—
Only this and nothing more."The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-12-29 at 12:26 PM UTC in Random image thread
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2019-12-29 at 8:18 AM UTC in I miss 18th, 19th and early 20th century anestheticsThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-12-29 at 7:41 AM UTC in I miss 18th, 19th and early 20th century anestheticsLooks gay to meThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
