Posts by benny vader

2017-09-04 at 4:34 PM UTC in A Starange Case of Flaccid Errection :

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is this what they called passive aggressiveness ???

lanny, your such a little bitch. but i mean ...

maybe ?????

2017-09-04 at 4:18 PM UTC in I Cant See Underneath My Tits.

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Originally posted by infinityshock First world problems…

it is ???

2017-09-04 at 4:17 PM UTC in I Cant See Underneath My Tits.

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Originally posted by RisiR † It's a hypothetical scenario where you can choose to enlarge your penis but every inch you add to your penis also gets added to your neck.

It was a humorous attempt of involving the "everyone wants a bigger dick" cliche. How willing are you to disfigure your neck just to have bigger genitals. Haha lol…. FUCK!

is that what happened to giraffe ?????

2017-09-04 at 8:51 AM UTC in I Cant See Underneath My Tits.

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Originally posted by RisiR † I can't see there either without a mirror. I got nothing to cup and move around, though.

To all the skinny fags, is it actually physically possible to see your entire chest and below?

i can even contort and see my asshols

edit : i just realize i cant becos of my chest muscles.

Post last edited by benny vader at 2017-09-04T08:56:03.718082+00:00

2017-09-04 at 8:48 AM UTC in Sexual chemistry with milfs

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Originally posted by Bill Krozby If you've never tried skwinkles you're missing out, its like sour punch straws with a packet of chili sauce that you poor on it.

skwinkles - the preferred choice of degenerates

2017-09-04 at 8:47 AM UTC in State of Oklahoma experimenting with new drug on death row inmates.

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Originally posted by aldra I'll say it again - the best method of execution is guillotine:

1. it's painless to the executee
2. very little maintenance
3. fast use + reuse (ie. if you have a bunch of protesters to go through)
4. extreme psychological deterrent effect
5. no dependence on supply lines, ie. drugs or bullets

guillotine are for primitive civilization. advanced civilizations practice beheadings.

2017-09-04 at 8:46 AM UTC in State of Oklahoma experimenting with new drug on death row inmates.

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Originally posted by Sophie My country doesn't even have the death penalty bro. In fact, the ministry of justice had to shut down several prisons last year because of the lack of inmates. We are a civilized people.

or your country lacked law. like somalia.

2017-09-04 at 8:22 AM UTC in What do you play?

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Originally posted by benny vader im inserting my middle finger into my anus

if i pull it out real quick it gives off a ''pop'' in e minor.

2017-09-04 at 8:18 AM UTC in Conflict Shitpile II - Sarin-like Substance Edition

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Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 China would be hit pretty heavy if we stopped buying their shit. The US accounts for like 20% of their export income iirc. There are entire towns based around this kind of shit. Saw a video of a town that exclusively dealt in pencil factories. I'm sure many of these towns would be wrecked if the US suddenly stopped trading with China.

they can just stop making pencils and start making bombs and war materials.

2017-09-04 at 8:11 AM UTC in California to vote on legalizing magic hallucinagenic mushrooms

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Originally posted by Bill Krozby a lot of people don't want to click links, lanny….

try rename your link to something interesting and irresistible not to click

2017-09-04 at 2:04 AM UTC in I want a fucking Polaroid.

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Originally posted by infinityshock back in the day, yes, it would be cheaper. but do they even still sell polaroid films?

you could develop film in a small bathroom. hell…i know people who would set up elaborate darkrooms about 3-foot square (9 square feet) with some sort of black velvet cloth and heavy tape because they lived in tiny apartments.

do they even sell developers and fixers these days. and the photo paper ???

2017-09-04 at 1:53 AM UTC in A better linux ???

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Originally posted by SBTlauien Yeah, at least use Windows 7. I hope your trolling though.

no, i'm not.

1gB ram, i dont think it'll run win7 fluently.

2017-09-04 at 1:52 AM UTC in A better linux ???

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Originally posted by Sophie WinXP has been EOL for how long now? Unless you live in fucking Bangladesh you have no excuse for using XP. I wouldn't do anything with chilled prawns on that XP box of yours, you'll be fucking rekt in no time.

well, which is why i dont have seafood of anykind.

my system, hardware are all bangladesh-grade tho, the motherboard was form like 2007.

my agp, shes 12yo.

which is why i dont favor upgrading to anything later than winxp.

2017-09-04 at 1:47 AM UTC in My PC Beeped

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Originally posted by SBTlauien Looks like SpecraL wins this one.

It was hot last night so that could be it. I think I should clean it out as well.

I built it like 4-5 years ago, so maybe it's some hardware. On average, how long on average will a PC go from fresh build to issues?

that depends on race, sex, social background, etc etc

2017-09-04 at 1:45 AM UTC in Ever notice how...

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i get my shirt off the girly way and i'm not ashamed of that.

2017-09-03 at 11:10 PM UTC in What Are You Doing to Prepare for the Hurricane?

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a little black bird

2017-09-03 at 11:08 PM UTC in Hurricane Irma coming to Texas

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Originally posted by infinityshock no its not…municipal water is disgusting. i posted previously why.

distilled water doesnt have any 'shit' in it, compared to what comes from the tap.

i certainly have…many times. ive left the distilled water in the same half-gallon sized glass container to evaporate and all thats left over is a slight haze on the entire glass…from what i dont know. im guessing just having water in it. there is nowhere near the grey-white shit-remains that i find after evaporating tap water.

there you go ... prove that your ''distilled'' water isnt as distilled as distilled water need to be distilled.

2017-09-03 at 11:03 PM UTC in What Are You Doing to Prepare for the Hurricane?

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Originally posted by infinityshock and no…im not telling you where it is.

in your underground bunker ???

2017-09-03 at 10:59 PM UTC in Hurricane Irma coming to Texas

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Originally posted by infinityshock i dont drink anything that comes out of the municipal supply if i can avoid it

1] you know this extreme paranoid, rite ???

2] makes no sense since all the drinks you bought came from the same water supply and or relied on the same water test results that meant nothing, your ''distilled'' water for example.

have you ever put an X amount of these distilled water in a ''scientific'' beaker, boil them dry and see if their any sediment left behind ????

2017-09-03 at 10:27 PM UTC in What Are You Doing to Prepare for the Hurricane?

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Originally posted by infinityshock yea.

until a fucking tree falls on my roof. again.

or a car blows into the side of my house.

i c.

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