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2017-09-07 at 4:45 PM UTC in Wisdom handed down to you from your parents
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2017-09-07 at 4:39 PM UTC in Wisdom handed down to you from your parents
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2017-09-07 at 4:32 PM UTC in Iphone 8 Preorder Now.''Iphone 8'' she said assertively with her brows tensed.
''Huurrr ????'' I gasped.
''WHATT THE FUCK !!!!'' I exclaimed deep down.
''there's Iphone 8 now ??? Didn't 7 just showed up ... '' as my thoughts were still forming, before I was able to convert them into spoken words ...
'' I want an Iphone 8 !!!'' she repeated sternly, her eyes wide and starring at me, awaiting feedback.
not knowing what to say, I let out a tired, half-hearted ''Hrmmmmmm'.
There has to be an incredible amount of monsters and victims out there for there to be this much Iphones.
Ina wanted an Iphone when it first came out and were all the rage. So I got her one. Almost a year later Iphone 2 came out, and she wanted that one too. No problem, got one for her there and then.
Then Iphone 3 came out. But this time I've wisen up. This time I said fuck it and got rid of her, so the Iphone 3 that she'd wanted went to Jenny instead.
And Iphone 4 went to Steffi, and Iphone 5 that I got for Shanti was black, because she was.
When Iphone 6 came out it was all weird. And special. This time it was all weird and special because not only I've got one for myself, but because the other one went to Mehmet, a dirty blond haired, blue eyed aryan boy from wartorn Syria. Due to his long hair and sharp face, you couldn't tell if he's a he or a she until you seen his acorn, which was how I got confused, in more ways than one. He also didnt speak alot other than nods and that made him even cuter.
Sadly he didn't last long and one day he just disappeared and I never found out if he was deported or dead or this place was just a transit point for him and his family.
So when Iphone 7 came out, it immediately got me Aisha, also a child refugee. Aisha is smart and assimilated well and quickly. By now she speaks this country's language better than I do.
And now she wants an Iphone 8, just like every other girls here.
Gottt damm mittt. -
2017-09-07 at 4:25 PM UTC in Wisdom handed down to you from your parents
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2017-09-07 at 4:20 PM UTC in Grab the Lube...Irma Is coming...and Shes Wearin' Her Best Codpiece
Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 I just want to point out that they actually sell this on Amazon, for anybody who thinks it isn't available commercially. 55 gallon drum.
https://www.amazon.com/Passion-Lubes-Natural-Water-Based-Lubricant/dp/B005MR3IVO/ref=sr_1_1_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1504800634&sr=8-1&keywords=50+gallon+lube
Don't wander too far into the suggestions or you start seeing like, baby circumcision practice dolls. Seriously.
i know it as a matter of fact that it exist. -
2017-09-07 at 4:18 PM UTC in Wisdom handed down to you from your parents
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2017-09-07 at 4:12 PM UTC in Wisdom handed down to you from your parents
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2017-09-07 at 4:08 PM UTC in Grab the Lube...Irma Is coming...and Shes Wearin' Her Best Codpiece
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2017-09-07 at 3:59 PM UTC in Does anyone have experience with artistic painting, watercolor, pastels and shit, etc?i enjoy working on porcelains.
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2017-09-07 at 8:51 AM UTC in Wisdom handed down to you from your parents
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2017-09-07 at 8:49 AM UTC in i think i have a little dilemma developing.
Originally posted by NARCassist lol thanks. things couldn't be better right now. this makes the prison sentence i just did actually worth it. if i hadn't done the time i would never have been here and even met her. i guess every cloud can have a silver lining, ha.
if you believe in predetermination, your meant to meet each other anyway. -
2017-09-07 at 8:42 AM UTC in Conflict Shitpile III - Diplomacy Defunct Edition
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2017-09-07 at 8:37 AM UTC in Wisdom handed down to you from your parentsdo not go alone with your teacher to anywhere.
never !!!!! -
2017-09-07 at 8:37 AM UTC in Wisdom handed down to you from your parentsdont you EVER let anyone touches you THERE !!!!
shout NOOOOOOO !!!!!! if they do. -
2017-09-07 at 8:35 AM UTC in Wisdom handed down to you from your parentsa bad racist racists out of hates for other races,
a good racist racists out of loves for his race. -
2017-09-07 at 8:32 AM UTC in i think i have a little dilemma developing.good luck,
and good cuck.
wish you all the very best. -
2017-09-07 at 7:55 AM UTC in Conflict Shitpile III - Diplomacy Defunct Edition
Originally posted by aldra More info: Mint Press
lol @ turd news.
its funny how video games always feature american special forces as the good guys and never villains when in reality its actually the opposite.
looking froward to metal gear solid XIII when snake is supposed to infiltrate NSA etc etc. -
2017-09-07 at 7:40 AM UTC in A better linux ???will try.
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2017-09-07 at 7:35 AM UTC in Portsmouth sq
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2017-09-07 at 7:30 AM UTC in Martial law declared and guns taken away in the virgin islands by the US (ITS ILLEGAL)