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  1. arthur treacher African Astronaut
    He will be fine, he has autoimmune hemolytic anemia, the inside of his gums and his nictal lids went from healthy pink to chalk white in a week, and he couldn't take 10 steps without having to rest. Some prednisone and some vitamins and he is recovering.. He is a white boxer, and doesn't have the best genetic makeup, so I have been dealing with stuff like this his whole life. Expensive. I am done with pets after this, I have been responsible for pets or kids for the last 20 years of my life and it will be nice to look out for #1 for a change.
  2. arthur treacher African Astronaut
    I tried to use ether to kill a dog but it was pet ether and...well, it didn't work. It wasn't my dog or anything, but it needed euthanized and the cheapest I could find was like $135. I was broke, so I took matters into my own hands. I've killed a fair amount of animals in my life, but I am never, ever doing that again, I still think about it sometimes before I fall asleep.
  3. arthur treacher African Astronaut
    Her house is fucking gross, this bitch can't cook or clean. Its fine, though, I had to clean her kitchen just so I would know that it was safe to eat in there, like I was afraid she would offer to cook for me or something. Then I made chicken cutlets and she sucked me off because I fucking rule.
  4. arthur treacher African Astronaut
    I did see that post but then I couldn't find it again when I looked, but I didn't look that hard. I am definitely going to use that advice, and I greatly appreciate it. I had a bunch of stuff happen in rl and it ended up with me actually getting laid for the first time in....wow it's been almost a year and a half now. My dog masturbated, and I ended up getting along very, very well with the receptionist at the vet's.

    I will get around to it eventually. Even if I wasn't busy I would probably still procrastinate.
  5. arthur treacher African Astronaut
    you are describing confirmation bias. It's not a bug, it's a feature.
  6. arthur treacher African Astronaut
    I've been staying at this girls house for the last few days and I didn't bring a zip drive with my keepass database on it. I don't have any of my passwords for anything, and I really don't even know what to do online. She is at work all afternoon and I am sitting in her house using her laptop with my dogs laying on her furniture and I'm smoking weed in her house, even though she usually makes us go out in the garage to smoke. I don't even have the passwords for my TB accounts. Gonna be bored all day until 9 pm. Suggestions?

    I woke up this morning and when I opened my eyes I was looking at a shelf, and just then noticed this gigantic purple dildo peeking out from under a stack of clothes. It's huge. I just looked at it a minute ago and, I have always been fairly proud of my endowment, but this thing, it's giving me an inferiority complex.

    I would post a picture of it here but I don't have my phone with me, it's out of minutes so I left it laying somewhere.

    I should use this laptop webcam, but then I would have to like, handle the dildo to take a picture of it. I didn't sign up for all that.
  7. arthur treacher African Astronaut
    I was talking to someone about mmj the other day, and when I told them I live in Indiana, they said that states like mine, the ones that will never willingly have medical marijuana, often have the best black markets, with very high-quality weed. She was absolutely right, I smoke 25$ a gram shit all day long. I pay 10 a gram for it, though.
  8. arthur treacher African Astronaut
    why the edit? this thread pre-edit was way better.
  9. arthur treacher African Astronaut
    nostalgia is a bitch

    but the good part is, there is always more stuff to do that will create nostalgia in the future for you to look back on wistfully.
  10. arthur treacher African Astronaut
    fuck

    now that I'm here, I have no idea what to say
  11. arthur treacher African Astronaut
    Go to your thread and click directly on the "edit" icon in the lower right corner of the post. Click "delete", and confirm your decision. Voila. Your thread is now where it belongs. Make a shortcut.
  12. arthur treacher African Astronaut
    "Adolf Hitler, take my life and heal my soul!"


    this
  13. arthur treacher African Astronaut
    I've said this in every thread that nutmeg has ever been mentioned in, but you should really look into nutmeg extract. They sell it at health food stores. You might try letting it evaporate and scrape up the crusty residue and smoking that. I'm serious. Don't know if it will do anything though.
  14. arthur treacher African Astronaut
    the guy who 'showed the knife' the first time? That is some utterly juvenile shit. What, is he going to stab somebody, over 20 bucks? Seems to me like the only intelligent thing that happened here was said in the very last sentence of the last paragraph.
  15. arthur treacher African Astronaut
    what happened with the crack? I am disappointed.
  16. arthur treacher African Astronaut
    That sounds really good. I've only added things like honey, sugar or lemon/lime to my kava. Usually just drank it plain though, I hope I remember to try that next time I get kava. Speaking of which, where do you guys get your kava from, where would you get it? It seems like it's fucking crazy expensive everywhere I look :(



    It was nasty as fuck. I only used cream and lechithin because the kavalactones are soluble in those things. It has been so fucking long I can't even remember if I heated it or not, I don't remember doing so, but I can't remember not doing so, know what I mean?

    In any case, it had a strong, definite effect.
  17. arthur treacher African Astronaut
    I haven't done it in like, fuck....a decade? I wouldn't even know nowadays, I used to get it from sunspot health food store in my town, which also had the most kickass potent poppy seeds until I shoplifted the entire bulk container so many times that they started keeping it behind the counter and you have to ask for it.
  18. arthur treacher African Astronaut
    why not just use keepass x or something?
  19. arthur treacher African Astronaut
    I guess, for 24 grand, I could have, say, caitlyn jenner whacked. Or the head of the UN. Or the australian prime minister. I'm going to start saving up for that right now. fuck australia.
  20. arthur treacher African Astronaut
    http://www.hire-a-killer.com/index.html

    I especially liked the profile of one of the assassins, 'angel of death', who is noted as an 'art school dropout'.

    It's so obviously retarded and yet I bet they get people actually trying to use the site.
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