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2021-11-12 at 4:16 PM UTC in Newcomb's Paradox ThreadI shit in both boxes and leave
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2021-11-12 at 6:02 AM UTC in Jen Psaki's Desk
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2021-11-12 at 3:18 AM UTC in I am like the only decent person hereYou're a grown man who leeches off his ailing mother while contributing nothing of worth to the household whatsoever. You don't work, and despite having tons of freedom as a result of that and the fact that you do nothing around the house, you still have no hobbies or anything of remote worth that takes up your time. You drink, watch the same shit and play the same shit that you have been for the past decade, and sit and rot.
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2021-11-10 at 6:51 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
Originally posted by Grylls Eating a bag of cashew nuts
Fuck I meant to type drinking cashew nut drink that must be how real it tastes seriously I only realised because I still have the can in my hand
Nice I grabbed a bag of whole sea salted cashews recently as well. I like to mix a few scoops of them w/ wasabi green peas, nice contrasting blend. -
2021-11-10 at 5:17 AM UTC in The Official NIS 2A Thread
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2021-11-10 at 5:02 AM UTC in Are you ready to go back to Toytanic?This was actually a pretty clever thread title.
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2021-11-10 at 4:24 AM UTC in Are you sexually gay?I should be gay because I hate women but I don't find men or penis attractive so I'm kinda stuck
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2021-11-10 at 1:16 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
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2021-11-10 at 12:41 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....imagine just imagine a retard posting illustrations of illegal drugs without ass-fucking the meta-data to trick-fuck image-reversal queries.
seriously -- thanks for demonstrating what someone isnt a retard does to not get arrested.
[discalimer: speedy is absolutely right and linux was not used to administrate meta deta trick fuckery] -
2021-11-07 at 10:48 PM UTC in lol at this chick
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2021-11-07 at 5:02 PM UTC in lol at this chicki'd tie you up and fuk her right in front of you if i had the opportunity
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2021-11-04 at 5:28 PM UTC in I got my puppy today :D
Originally posted by Grylls Only a typical fat ass lazy Americant would think up that post
I wasn't fat until recently with the exception of being really fat at around age 36 for a year or so because I was a raging beer-oholic.
I lost weight and rode my bike and hiked hills for well over a decade and was in good shape. only in the last 4-5 years from driving and then shut-in (which really packed it on) did I get back up to that shit weight.
So I was pretty healthy in my 20s and 30s just to let you know. even 40s -
2021-11-04 at 2:36 PM UTC in Americans are the most retarded and least self aware people on the planetAmericans have a real hard time with sarcasm...even when it's blatantly obvious. I've lost track of the number of times I've said something..clearly being sarcastic and they recipient took it seriously.
Example:
When Exwife #2 was being released from hospital early after ODing (Because a Hurricane was coming so they kicked everyone out) I was in her room along with a Nurse who was trying to unhook her IV and other cabling etc and exwife #2 wasn't being particularly cooperative, the nurse kept telling her "Keep still or I can't do it"...I said to the nurse "I can give her a backhander if it will help".
I left to go bring the car to the front of the hospital and the nurse says to exwife #2 "If you are in an abusive relationship I can get you help right now, you don't have to leave with him"
Exwife #2 laughed at her and said "He's joking, if he ever tried it I'd floor him myself"
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2021-11-04 at 9:28 AM UTC in BAN ME MOTHERFUCKER
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2021-11-04 at 3:25 AM UTC in Americans are the most retarded and least self aware people on the planetThe author of this post has returned to nothingness
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2021-11-04 at 1:24 AM UTC in NIGGER tried to cut me off.So I put him in a ditch...
I was approaching a stop sign and a Chrysler 300 (of course) was running up on me from behind and I knew he was about to cut me off.
The stop sign was the end of the road so you have to go left or right.
As he was starting to go around me I decided to accelerate instead of brake because I was there first and in my neighborhood black people drive like shit and constantly do this crap.
He had no time to brake and tried making a hard right going way too fast and he went in a ditch, flipped his shit and totalled his ride.
I was laughing my fucking ass off as I watched him stumble out of his car.
He ran around the passenger side to pick up his gun then took off across the field.
I called the cops and they swarmed in within maybe 2 minutes.
Apparently the nigger has warrants and is a violent offender.
I feel really good knowing I literally got him off the street and into a ditch.
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2021-11-03 at 3:31 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
Originally posted by CandyRein The prayer card my patient gave to me I’ve had setting on the mantle but I’ve decided I want to keep it in my purse so it’s with me everywhere I go…
She did something when she was reading those prayer cards that stuck in my mind …
She’s a catholic so all the cards where of saints and their prayer ..
I really enjoyed learning those even tho I’m Christian..
When she got to the prayer to Mary she cuffed it in her hand and said I won’t read this .. because even tho I’m catholic I’m also a Christian and Jesus is who I pray to he’s my Lord and savior.. and she’s got this thick accent and it just was so Boss how she said it ..
Lol they were not happy I got two days off .. I told the lady with the prayer cards I’d be back Friday she’s like that’s a week ! I’m like that’s 2 days lmao 😭💗
She wouldn't read a prayer to the Virgin Mary because she thought it would be sacreligious against Jesus? I've heard a lot of retarded religious logic but that one is pretty high up there. -
2021-11-03 at 3:15 PM UTC in BAN ME MOTHERFUCKERFona isn't good at quitting anything from cigarettes to NiS
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2021-11-01 at 4 PM UTC in The official horror thread
Originally posted by Grylls Some of the hospital scenes were retarded but I liked the scene where he fucked a whole fire crew up like a bad ass and the ending was sweet too fucking that typical American up with his own baseball bat
Yeah, mikey going all the one (2001) on firemen then the vigilantes was oddly satisfying and cool. Maybe because we've had god knows how many films of being like "isn't he just a built dude with a knife, why is he so hard to kill?".
There was a lot of sloppy really unnecessary writing though. The whole other mental patient who everyone thinks is MM for no reason was 100% unnecessary to the plot. Absolutely zero plot relevance, tied into nothing, and not even good on its own. They gay didn't really need to exist either. I guess two more dudes for mike to gank but they got a lot of characterization for mooks.
Also they mention the psycho doc like three times but never explored that like at all, which was a super cool angle in the last film and never explored and I assumed it was going to be integral to the followup.
It was tragedy, not horror, because in 2018 we finally got a focused, well executed film that carried on in the spirit 1978 and the stage was set to start having sequels that exist in continuity and capture and expand on the original but instead Green gives us season of the witch part two, got damn. -
2021-11-01 at 1:16 PM UTC in i need a movieScum
Note the rape scene in the potting shed.