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Posts That Were Thanked by Grylls

  1. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    I'm coming out of a nasty depressive episode, and I have a lengthy backlog of obligations to address: correspondence with friends, academic coursework, planning for the wedding I'm supposedly going to officiate, and making time to catch up on my hobbies. My psychiatrist is trying to make me take her antipsychotics, and I keep telling her to fuck off, but she keeps sending the police to check up on me and I keep turning off the lights and pretending I'm not home. The neighbor's cat has an attitude about my drinking, and my raccoon roommate insists that he isn't really a marsupial. I'm at my wit's end; this could get bloody.
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  2. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I'm out and about, exploring the neighbourhood, without so much as a 1-minute plan, and I end up at the nearby pub. I say hi to some people I ain't seen in a few months, and then I sit down and order a cider. I go to the bathroom and sniff a few bumps of ketamine, then I return and just nonchalantly finish my cider (and a second one; and a a third one).

    Then I just start walking in the first direction that crosses my mind, and end up at another local neighbourhoood pub. I run into one of the bartenders/servers there who I used to always get along with, but apparently I dun fucked up one time and got black out drunk and said or did something to piss her off. Anyway, we talked for a couple minutes and settled all grievances, and that was dope.

    Then I went up to the 7-11. I had a few beers with my homelesss home boy Ernest. We shoot the shit for a bit, I do a few more bumps of K, then I get a hankerin' for some of that crack cocaine.

    I go up to a shady looking group of hoodlums and just get right to the point.

    "Y'all know where a dude can grab a gram of rock around here?"

    One chick says: "There's Amanda in the building across the street."

    I'm like... "Alright, sounds good..... WAIT... Amanda ______?"

    She looks at me like: "Yeah! Her number is 236..."

    And I start reading the same number from my phone.

    "Oh shit, you know Amanda? Damn what a small world. She outta the joint right now?"

    So I call her up, then do a few bumps of K with the hoodlums on the corner, and then I bounce across the street to my destination.

    There's guns out, bear mace out, brass knuckles, people smoking heroin off of tin foil, people cooking crack the old-fashioned ammonia way, etc.

    Of course we exchange hugs (we slept together a few times, so, you know... par for the course).

    I score some rock off her and we start to shoot the shit (it's been a few months since she moved outta my crib).

    More heroin comes out, so I gotta peace it (opiate clean since 2014!).

    I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, I sniffed another bump of K and took another hit off the glass dick, then hopped in that shit and chugged an alcoholic beverage on the ride home.

    Then I went on TinyChat and talked to Wren and Poast and Totse2k1, among others, while smoking crack on cam.

    And now, here I am.

    What did y'all do tonight?
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  3. Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Originally posted by tee hee hee Hey op have a good weekend. Hope to see ya on monday maybe. Bye.

    I love u
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  4. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    If this is meant to be a legitimate observation (but just happens to contain the highest concentration of typos in a single phrase possible), i actually am working on a few projects that might bring a bit more traffic.

    To avoid beating that poor dead horse anymore, ill just finish with: "Stay tuned for more".
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  5. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Grylls yea some fag already made a thread about it

    That fag would be me...

    https://niggasin.space/thread/35082
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  6. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    America has 2 less skyscrapers
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  7. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Grylls is this what americans call donating blood?

    do they say it that way so it sounds more hardcore?

    No they take an element of blood as opposed to just blood. It's a new type of false altruistic hipster faggotry to tell one's followers on social media.

    OMGZ like...saving livez!
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Grylls

    the the

    LIVE LAUGH LOVE !
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  9. Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Originally posted by tee hee hee Rude hobo! Pfff!



    Originally posted by tee hee hee Rude hobo! Pfff!

    Asl!
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  10. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby kinda yeah. a buncha fags

    i guess thats what i get for being me and go against the grain watching conspiracy vids and talking shit to libtards

    That's what you get for being a creepy fucking rapist that constantly tries to sexually harass women on the internet
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  11. Krow African Astronaut
    Why is online porn being labeled as an addiction while murder and violence scenes on TV and the big screen are common and acceptable?
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  12. Lanny Bird of Courage
    But to answer OP, pretty much yes. Unless you use PGP or something to encrypt your PMs (which is easy and I encourage you all to do but I know you're all some dumb ass motherfuckers who won't ever take my advice on this point) then I am able to read them. Emails on file can be read, although most of you signed up with fake ones so w/e. I actually can't read passwords the way they're stored, but I could remove password salting if I deployed different software to prod than I have on github.

    My usual line is that I don't read PMs, look at email addresses unless you're spamming, or store passwords in the clear but you have no way to verify any of that and I can be compelled to lie to you. If anything significant rests on this information staying out of my hands you need to take steps to make sure I don't get access to it.
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  13. Soyboy V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed African Astronaut [my no haunted nonbeing]
    I prefer holding doors for guys. Guys seem to appreciate it, women act like they expected it.
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  14. Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nHs2sQOHX-0
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  15. Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    You 2 should fuck.
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  16. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    This is the exact reason why I don't watch TV or read newspapers these days.




    .
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  17. Robert Houston (banned)
    I got stoned and drunk and recorded a little something

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  18. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by CandyRein You’re the type of character to post your deformed flaccid codd while doing a crabwalk ya crab apple

    source?
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  19. Technologist victim of incest
    No. It’s just an inflammation of the liver. Hepatitis C and B can be caught through mostly blood and bodily fluids.
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  20. tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by Grylls how about anal instead

    Instead or in addition?
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