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  1. #1
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]






    https://www.lego.com/en-us/product/lego-titanic-10294

    I’m sorry but half of you here would lack the intelligence to build this
  2. #2
    cigreting Dark Matter
    ill rape u til u shit on my dik faget
  3. #3
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    you're confusing intelligence with patience
  4. #4
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Seems like I’ve mastered both now then
  5. #5
    Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    This was actually a pretty clever thread title.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  6. #6
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    They should’ve used it as a promo slogan
  7. #7
    Originally posted by Grylls I’m sorry but half of you here would lack the intelligence to build this

    The designers of the original ship also lacked the intelligence to build a ship that could make 1 trip across the ocean...this model is based on that ship right?...
  8. #8
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    I think so and this one was designed to cross the Atlantic that’s why it’s so expensive

    Why don’t you try building it and find out if it can
  9. #9
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    there's a pretty solid theory that it was intentionally written off

    it was actually the sister ship, the Olympia, which was catastrophically damaged when a naval ship crashed into it and refused to pay damages. the cost of rebuilding it would've destroyed the company so they rebadged it Titanic, gave it a fresh coat of paint and let it hit the iceberg. the thing they fucked up was they were too far out for a proper rescue; they hadn't planned for (so many) casualties
  10. #10
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    That doesn’t seem too far fetched but what would the survivors had said to that
  11. #11
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    how would they know the difference?


    unless you mean what would they say to finding out their friends and family died in a massive insurance scam, in which case

    "lol"
  12. #12
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Idk I wish I hadn’t made this thread now ☹️
  13. #13
    Originally posted by Grylls I think so and this one was designed to cross the Atlantic that’s why it’s so expensive

    Why don’t you try building it and find out if it can

    I don't play with kiddy toys.
  14. #14
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    I can’t think of another reason it says 18+ on the box and the woman in the picture looks a bit of a gilf
  15. #15
    Originally posted by Grylls I can’t think of another reason it says 18+ on the box and the woman in the picture looks a bit of a gilf

    It's marketing 101.

    ...they know all the manboys are ashamed to go buy toys so they put 18+ on the box so said manboys can argue on the internet that it's not playing with kiddy toys and buy their product.

    It's a bit like selling snakeoil to 50yr old bald dudes and tell them it will grow their hair back...SO I HEARD.
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Well I gathered you’d say that but

    Why should they be ashamed? Does the price bother you too?

    I’m not sure you’d find that in those secondhand shops you go to but it’s worth trying to price it up for me
  17. #17
    Originally posted by Grylls Well I gathered you’d say that but

    Why should they be ashamed? Does the price bother you too?

    Nerds are always ashamed of being spotted buying kids toys for themselves

    "uhh it's for my nephew"

    ".....rigggggght, your nephew..."
  18. #18
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Well they gave me some free Lego for my niece so duck you
  19. #19
    Originally posted by Grylls Well they gave me some free Lego for my niece so duck you

    Easy there cowboy, I'm just pulling your plonker. I'm happy you have found a hobby to occupy your empty life. Cheers bigears...have an Ovaltine on me.
  20. #20
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Trolling you is also a hobby of mine

    But on a serious note you should post some pics of your projects because I’m actually interested about them
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