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Posts That Were Thanked by Grylls

  1. Chug it
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  2. Irmfried Eberl Yung Blood (banned)
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Here is another interesting piece in my collection. A limited edition custom engraved "Spartan" Magnum Research Desert Eagle 1911 chambered in .45 ACP. I found this last December on Gunbroker around the same time I found the M1 Garand. The seller listed it as 1 of 10. I was of course skeptical about a limited edition of only 10 selling brand new in the box for only like $1500 or $1600 (I don't recall of the top of my head but it was in the range with shipping and FFL fees).

    So before I bought I sent an email to info@magnumresearch.com. In that email I stated "I am looking at one of these and the seller claims only 10 were ever made. Is this true?" They replied within 24 hours with 2 simple sentences. "He is close, there were 13 made total. We kept two and gave the designer one." So the seller was truthful in that there were only 10 released for sale. I have 4 other 1911's so I have decided to never fire this one in hopes that someday I way own the only one that has never been fired.

    Anyhow below are a few pictures of it.



    mines better than yours.

    and mine arent virgins.

    and youre a dumb nigger







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  3. Irmfried Eberl Yung Blood (banned)
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker No, I deleted the shit with finny crap quoted in it as Lanny took out the trash. You are just a small speck I f dust not worth using the broom on.

    because i clarified that you have zero firearms knowledge whatsoever

    in addition, you are a dumb nigger
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  4. Irmfried Eberl Yung Blood (banned)
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker In what calibers have yiu seen this nit to be tge case? Let's start with that.



    When you make a thread about it.

    your firearms skills are on par with the average FPS gamer

    and youre a dumb nigger
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  5. Originally posted by aldra

    REAL NIKKA SHIT.
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  6. Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood says a person that does hard drugs





    those are a lot of acronyms. that position definitely deserves the high salary. Right now we are at the "Steve Jobs in a garage" phase


    you first need to hire candy as diversity and inclusivity officer.
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  7. Originally posted by Solstice Try grocery shopping somewhere besides the gas station for once in your life.

    You and HTS both do nothing all day, one of you can learn to cook sometimes.

    ..and he doesn't mean meth
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  8. Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I have nothing to make at home

    Try grocery shopping somewhere besides the gas station for once in your life.

    You and HTS both do nothing all day, one of you can learn to cook sometimes.
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  9. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Grylls I only just watched Murican Sniper last night and that first video reminds me of the scene near the end where Chris Kyle almost beats the shit out of the dog

    ur an affable fella, Leon. You mean no harm to folks.👍⚘😘
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  10. Spezmose Houston
    Originally posted by Incessant YOU'RE LITERALLY TRIPLE POSTING IN A CONVERSATION WIth YOURSELF. GET OFF THE INTERNET AND GET SOME THERAPY OR SO HELP YOU GOD YOU WONT LIKE THE OUTCOME.

    Are you the Coroner who fibbed to me about Oct 12th
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  11. Reminds me of this.

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  12. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Originally posted by WellHung flowers for Don'tTellEm.

    I would beat the shit out of u, stupid
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  13. What_a_Kreep Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood You keep saying that but not everyone is a weak dying in 'ospital faggot like you, punk. I lost 20lbs in a year eating like this so clearly diabetus is the least of my problems

    Did you really lose 200lbs in a year? That's really impressive.
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  14. pedonile
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  15. What_a_Kreep Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Grylls Taking a shit is like a ritual for me

    If there was a shitting expert who could rate my awesome poops on texture and odour etc and the zen like environment I take them in I’d get a 10/10 A*+
    Size is the only thing that matters.

    I poop once a day, usually around 630AM. I'm as regular as ..... ugh... I could not come up with anything that was witty here.

    The women I work with have serveral, like 3 or 4 BMs a day. Probably because they eat so much fast food. I think I eat fast food maybe a couple times a year. I don't see how some people could subject their body to that poison.

    OH, excuse me while I take this shot of whiskey and take a power nap so I can get the most out of my remaining sack.
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  16. Queen of the Nile =P
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  17. What_a_Kreep Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Grylls Could have been an IOU

    WHEEL OF FORTUNE ??????

    Wheel of Fortune seems like the odds of winning some money are pretty good. There's only 26 letters and other people are helping you too. You'd have to be pretty dense to not get at least a couple of letters from the "word and/or phrase".

    I also don't understand how enough people are watching these types of shows to make it possible for there to be an entire network dedicated it. Game shows are what you're forced watch while sitting in waiting rooms at your doctor's office or when you visit grandma at the torture den, I mean retirement home. The same applies to "The View" and "Dr. Oz", if you're regularly watching this then you probably shouldn't be allowed to vote...jk but I feel like some sort of consequence should occur.

    ....and I watch Teen Mom so you know I don't have high standards for entertainment.

    Jeopardy and Wheel of Fortune get passes because they are iconic and one of them is educational but most of them are the very definition of lame white people doing cooky things for money.

    Don't even get me started on the Price is Right, just thinking about the dirty cheating that goes on in that show gets me all hot. First of all, it's on like at 10am on weekdays so only sad lonely boomers and deadbeats have time to watch it.

    What really gets me though is there's always that person who outbids another contestant by "$1.00" . I saw an episode once when in the lobby of a doctor's office and the same woman had four people all do that trick to her. Each new person that "came on down" was in the spot after her and each person made this dickhole move and won the round.

    If it is just one person that does it, 'bad apple' is what may come to mind. But having multiple people doing that to the same person means there is a systemic problem in the game show attendee system....that reminds me of something else but I can't quite put my finger on it....
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  18. What_a_Kreep Tuskegee Airman
    what about taking a good shit?

    Like, the kind when you turn back to look at it (you know you do) you're actually impressed with yourself.
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  19. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Grylls The only reason I knew of Joe Rogan was because of his UFC commentary and extensive knowledge of MMA (El Guapo still way better) which got me listening to his podcasts because some are really informative

    He used to have awesome guests on but now he invites just about anyone on the show - seems like he’s getting desperate or must be really fucking bored because he’s probably made a fuckton of money from those podcasts

    Besides them decent podcasts which are at least a few years old now all he does is talk about weed and jedi jitsu because he’s a midget and got bullied at school for it which is why he also took up karate at a young age

    He’s a standup comedian too apparently but I can imagine his jokes being absolutely wank because most of his fanbase are losers and stoners now

    There’s also videos out there of him “teaching” proper MMA fighters better technique such as GSP…. really

    If he thinks he’s that good at MMA he should step in there with Bas Rutten (about the same age and weight too) who’d beat the shit out of him in every way possible

    Tl;dr

    conclusion -

    Joe has turned into a deluded, delirious stoner over the years and the money is the only thing that helps him sleep at night

    El Guapo > Rogan

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  20. What_a_Kreep Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by CandyRein

    Snoop dog on the Joe Rogan experience podcast was awesome..

    Had the munchies hit up a drive thru..💗

    I've never watched Joe Rogan. I can't tell if he's extremely white wing or cleft.

    It's hard for to take anyone seriously that wears a baseball cap backwards.

    EDIT googled for proof but I couldn't find any. I guess he doesn't do that.

    He's just got a face that screams "former frat boy that's down and out after a few years of alcohol abuse" but I can't judge his actual content cuz I have not heard it myself. I have a friend who likes him though, apparently he's pretty knowledgeable on some topics and a wide range of people listen to him.

    Also, Snoop Dogg lol. Didn't he change his name to "Snoop Lion"? That was so lame. God, once people hit 40 they just lose all sense of what is cool. No matter who they are lol.

    I'm 31 and I'm not a total dweeb but I'm def not "lit af" as the Gen Zers would say.

    Also, lit af... more like gay af
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