At least she's in good spirits about it, I guess. Nightmarish surgery with potentially catastrophic outcomes isn't for me, but then again who knows. God told the jedis to cut their dicks off and they tried to haggle God down to "just the foreskin". Removing my dick would be fulfilling one of God's commandments and restoring my covenant with Him.
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Brit who has lived in both countries so has actually experienced the nazi regime of both.
Don't have to carry your driving licence or ID card around with you when driving in the uk...in the US...yep. Cops stop you in UK do they ask for ID? no...do they in US..yep. etc
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Rizzo in a box
African Astronaut
[the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life
What does your username mean?
I always wondered.
When did you start posting on totse?
i started posting late 2004, lurked for like a year. my name has no greater mystery than I picked a song I was listening to. its not even my favorite AFI song.
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gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
Here's something from 2009 listing the most prolific Totse posters (posted on Zoklet)...
The Top 100 Totse Posters
RIP Totse. 10 years worth of posts and knowledge have now faded into oblivion. Here's the top 100 posters: people who most probably deserve some recognition for helping to make Totse the place what it was and which will live on in our memories.
If you're on the list and have made the switch, make a post here and I'll bold you in or something so this thread doubles as a roll call for the most active posters.
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I would use it as a creative writing exercise if I still had facebook
one of the places I used to work for had a 'monthly hero' award where you were supposed to send HR anonymous stories of how someone you work with is 'setting a good example' or something; they decide on who's the most deserving and award a gift voucher at monthly meatings.
I wrote like ten stories about how Rob, a guy in tech support who was constantly in trouble for talking shit to people, saved me from a bear, then pirates, a house fire and a whole bunch of other shit
he never got the award, but they made me turn on logins (I was a sysadmin) to prevent anonymous posts in the future.
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