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  1. ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]
    Sitting on the patio watching the golfers drive by. It’s finally a nice temperature outside again. :)
  2. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by ~L J~ Sitting on the patio watching the golfers drive by. It’s finally a nice temperature outside again. :)


    Fuck your nice temperature, bitch....why don't you try -25 degrees on for size?πŸ‘πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜—β˜Ί

    j/k...love ya, lj!😍😚
  3. ECAP Tuskegee Airman
    Playin with ma doggo

  4. WellHung Black Hole
    Ecap if I ever saw you do that to a dog... that would be the last day of your life, here on this planet.
  5. ECAP Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by WellHung Ecap if I ever saw you do that to a dog… that would be the last day of your life, here on this planet.

    I dare you to bring it fat ass
  6. cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    I, actually, saw something, once.

    Know what?
  7. ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]
    Originally posted by WellHung Fuck your nice temperature, bitch….why don't you try -25 degrees on for size?πŸ‘πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜—β˜Ί

    j/k…love ya, lj!😍😚

    Noooo thank you! You can keep your negative temperatures πŸ˜‚πŸ˜ love ya back 😘
  8. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    LJ, you live on a golf course?

    And here I was hoping you lived on a lake and had a nice bass boat.
  9. CandyRein Black Hole



    πŸ‘…πŸ™ƒπŸ’–
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  10. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Ol spooky stomach at it again
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  11. CandyRein Black Hole
    πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
  12. ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]
    Super Bowl Shots! :-)
  13. Technologist victim of incest
    This early? Whew, I’d be out by the time the game came on!

    OT bored at work. Got everything done that I can possibly do! Ho hum.
  14. SpaceCakes African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Technologist This early? Whew, I’d be out by the time the game came on!

    OT bored at work. Got everything done that I can possibly do! Ho hum.

    Y u werking on a Sunday? U head of Deacons like the BTK? With a sidecar?
  15. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Drinking modelos and turning off the super bowl. I’m gonna watch the captain underpants..again.
  16. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Tra la laaaaaa-


    Speaking of lalaas

    Where’s lala, anyways?
  17. SpaceCakes African Astronaut
    Der Weinershnitzal

    Shell

    Walmart.


    took nearly a month to get it back
  18. Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Originally posted by CandyRein Boi bye πŸ˜‹
    It is you, whom owes me currency Rizz 🀨


    we're gonna hafta settle this with a dance off
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  19. CandyRein Black Hole
    πŸ˜‹ LOL@ hafta
  20. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Lobbing softboi laser beams at some biddies. Said she was like an old song I heard one summer and never could figure out the words to... and her lips, like that melody just stayed stuck in my head. And that in every bar and the concession line at every concert, every holiday party and coffee shot, every boarding line...I was looking for someone like her. And then I realized how stupid it was to be looking for someone like someone who was always there. Offered to kill the spider in the bathroom, eat her out and then leave a pan of fresh blueberry muffins on the stove.


    I need to grow a man bun and learn to play banjo.
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