for the last 2 weeks ive been a waiter for the first time ever, before this i would just cook older mens pizza / pasta. I realized yesterday that this is the hardest job I've ever had, its a very high traffic hip place. At first it was all fun and games, playing grab ass with the suicide girl sluts that work there, making dick jokes with the bromos.
But last night I literally spilled the beans and tea twice in one hour and was knuckle deep in guacamole on my knees with a table of girls laughing at me. I broke into analytical tears and went to the bathroom and stared at myself long and hard and decided to quit. I walked out and went and hung w a friend, my boss called me asking what was wrong, totally trying to sweet talk me, saying it will be cool if i just come back now, and I told him I'm not coming back tonight but I will tomorrow, and he told me thats fine but there will be consequences..
I come in today and everything is going fine for having to work 12 hours serving men and women their dinner/lunch. But I've been eating spicy mexican food on the free all day errr day the last 12 days. I went to the bathroom to take a dumper and it came out so huge and hard that is literally ripped my b-hole and the spice of the chili relleno seeped into my sphincter (not that I know what that word means) and the burn and the pressure of my ass being filled made me pass out.
Evidently someone saw me laying on the bathroom floor by the toilet unconscious wearing a sombero and a fake wispy moustache (even though i already have facial hair) so embarassing. they called the paramedics and everyone at work was giving me hugs and telling me they care about me and asking whats wrong.
biggest dumper i've ever taken and hardest job I've ever had.
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It took me a while to figure out the secret that if you actually want a chance with a girl, trying to impress her and exploit some emotional weakness generally doesn't work. Best chance is treating her like another human being, and then eventually offering to eat her pussy for an hour some weekend. *shrug*
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In 2012, Harvard School of Public Health published a study on the impact that fluoride has on the neurological development of children. This study was largely ignored by the legacy media, but was also highly circulated on social media throughout the following years, leading to a much greater awareness of the impact that fluoride has on our health, as well as where it comes from.
Now, in 2017, a study has come out in the journal Environmental Health Perspectives concluding that fluoride doesnât only damage the intelligence of children when consumed after birth, but also damages the cognitive ability of children when consumed by the pregnant mother.
The study examined 299 child-mother pairs in Mexico and examined the relationship between fluoride levels found in the urine of mothers who were pregnant, and the IQ test results of their children. What they found was that children born from mothers with higher levels of fluoride tended to score lower on their tests than those who had mothers with lower levels.
Some naturally occurring fluoride does exist in Mexicoâs drinking water, which has a different composition than the type of fluoride added artificially, so none of the mothers were as low as 0%. Other variables were included in the study such as smokers vs. nonsmokers, marital status, and socioeconomic status, among others.
âIn this study, higher prenatal fluoride exposure, in the general range of exposures reported for other general population samples of pregnant women and nonpregnant adults, was associated with lower scores on tests of cognitive function in the offspringâ â Morteza Bashash, Study Author
But I thought IQs were the same for everyone regardless of race or what was in their drinking water and that we're all equal? Well, lucky for rich people, they can afford to have purified spring water to bathe with and drink. I mean, it's only the poor that can't afford a well, right? Besides, IQ tests and math are racist anyway, like statistics.
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Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life
Twitter seems ideal for a lot of posters here, [_]you can [/_] regurgitate the talking points you heard on the news directly to @realDonaldTrump and retweet @WilliamKristol and @ADLofficial and various other unbannable jedi accounts and join the chorus braying for war for Israel, the destruction of Russia and China, and the death and replacement of working whites in Europe and America.
bolded portion indicates that YOU are a product of that of which you post, however, doesn't that, also, indicate that you may be a mindless twit without a coherent thought of your own, a sheeple, or a puppet?
I shall continue to be as I have always been: an independent free thinker, thank you.
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