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Posts by Schplew

  1. Schplew Houston
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 Son, you'd bust a nut in your boxers watching her walk around the house in shorts waiting on your spaghetti o's to warm up

    I've already done that before long before you came around... although it was electronically, I must add... Paige is chock full of secrets... and you thought she told you everything.
  2. Schplew Houston
    Originally posted by Schplew

    Love 'em. There's good reasons why the Egyptians worshipped them. They are amazing creatures.
  3. Schplew Houston
    Originally posted by jedi_darryl Do you like cats?
  4. Schplew Houston
    Originally posted by blaster master Im smoking a stogie and taking a shit. Just ripped a dab too.

    what are dabs?
  5. Schplew Houston
    Speckles is too modest to boast
  6. Schplew Houston
    Originally posted by Grylls I didn’t learn anything from this thread so you can all fuck off

    locked

    Betas never learn.
  7. Schplew Houston
    .. dude boss baby shunned everyone except lalapops. She is seriously severely mentally ill. Aint anything personal about you.
  8. Schplew Houston
    Originally posted by stl1 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    Designated sloppy seconds recipient.

    I want to fuck the shit out of your avatar.
  9. Schplew Houston
    Originally posted by jedi_darryl and just like that, thread ends.



    Boss babe really likes The Office. Do you want her number?
  10. Schplew Houston
    Originally posted by Narc In your dreams nonse boy


    .

    You don't mind criminality... but you're very particular about what crimes you consider morally and ethically honorable.
  11. Schplew Houston
    Mal
  12. Schplew Houston
    Originally posted by Sudo >implying lip volume is a prerequisite for top notch cunnilingus

    folks, we may have a fat incel on our hands

    Your comments are about as original & amusing as your avatar.
  13. Schplew Houston
    Originally posted by blaster master She knows how us boys like it, extra sloppy.

    Sloppy joes are good.
  14. Schplew Houston
    Originally posted by DietPiano OH JEDI I've been waiting for you to say





    HAVE YOUR WAY

    Can I fukk your avatar?πŸ‘
  15. Schplew Houston
    Originally posted by CandyRein Do you see your face .. looks like your cheeks are stuffed with cotton balls or nuts

    That may be a face in the hole pic but that’s still your fat face , dough boi

    Don't you love my beautiful blue eyes and my thick luscious lips? Lol.. think how well I could eat your pretty pussy with these big Negro lips...πŸ‘πŸ˜πŸ˜‹
  16. Schplew Houston
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 How many cans of spaghetti o's you eat a week?

    As many as paige can feed me when you're not around... she keeps my stomach full n my balls empty...like a good woman should.
  17. Schplew Houston
    Originally posted by DietPiano The promotes have better connections to the top, irregardless of whether they work hard or not. Ahurrrrr

    I want to fuck the shit out of your avatar.
  18. Schplew Houston
    Good luck to u, Blaster.
  19. Schplew Houston
    Originally posted by Octavian πŸ‘

    Which do you fear more? Salties or sharks?
  20. Schplew Houston
    Next week I'm going to collect some more unemployment and food stamps while I go sunbathing and play Frisbee golf during the day.
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