Posts by Schplew

1. 2019-04-18 at 2:27 AM UTC in Your thoughts at the moment
   

   Schplew Houston
   It's annoying how often I'm getting eyelashes that are touching my eyeballs.
2. 2019-04-18 at 2:18 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
   

   Schplew Houston
   very grateful for Dorene.❤
3. 2019-04-17 at 9:52 PM UTC in MOON PERSONs
   

   Schplew Houston

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby yeah but obviously everything else is so bad to where he doesn't even mention the food. Just how he can't stand be there… thus he shouldn't go. ya know?

   
   I concur.
4. 2019-04-17 at 9:50 PM UTC in Is Mal fuckable?
   

   Schplew Houston
   Mal, will you plz bottle some of your pussy juice and send me a sample for testing?
5. 2019-04-17 at 9:49 PM UTC in How Pissed Should I Be?
   

   Schplew Houston

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Yes it has a movement sensor setting and a within 10ft (or so) one too…it also records hotties crossing the street at traffic lights for later masturb…review.
   
   Took me about 20 mins to install mine, front and back.

   
   Sounds like a whole lot of positives and really no negatives. im sold.
6. 2019-04-17 at 9:45 PM UTC in The Hanging Gardens of Babylon
   

   Schplew Houston
   Tomb raiders, my friend.
7. 2019-04-17 at 9:43 PM UTC in Your thoughts at the moment
   

   Schplew Houston

   Originally posted by Octavian Who's got the pics c'mon now share the goodies.

   
   We want your pics, handsome. What are you packing downstairs?👍😍
8. 2019-04-17 at 9:32 PM UTC in Your thoughts at the moment
   

   Schplew Houston

   Originally posted by DontTellEm Pretty positive squirrel is good.

   
   There is no other type of positivity other than absolute, bartender. I know the schools in Florida suck...but that doesn't mean you had to Dropout in high school.
9. 2019-04-17 at 9:28 PM UTC in Your thoughts at the moment
   

   Schplew Houston

   Originally posted by DontTellEm Pretty positive squirrel is good.

   
   April who do you want to fuck more ...boss baby or ohfralala?
10. 2019-04-17 at 9:06 PM UTC in The Hanging Gardens of Babylon
    

    Schplew Houston
    How about I hang my Italian sausage between your buns, faggot?
11. 2019-04-17 at 8:45 PM UTC in Constructing an Impenetrable Fortress
    

    Schplew Houston
    An impenetrable Fortress would be considered a Bastion.
12. 2019-04-17 at 8:42 PM UTC in Is Mal fuckable?
    

    Schplew Houston

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby you're spineless too

    
    You're a handsome young man with a gorgeous, thick head of hair... ur funny, articulate, and your intelligence leaves no room to spare.
13. 2019-04-17 at 8:41 PM UTC in Is Mal fuckable?
    

    Schplew Houston

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby you're spineless too

    
    You're a handsome young man with a gorgeous thick head of hair
14. 2019-04-17 at 8:41 PM UTC in Is Mal fuckable?
    

    Schplew Houston

    Originally posted by mmQ I can all but guarantee those refraining from pic posting are not the pics I want to see. But yet I still want to see.

    
    And that's because you and I both have a very high level of curiosity.
15. 2019-04-17 at 8:40 PM UTC in Is Mal fuckable?
    

    Schplew Houston

    Originally posted by 🐿 Matt how about you post some of your selfies big boy?

    
    I've posted numerous in my lifetime... as soon as you get the guts to post 1 then I'll post 10. But you're a spineless chickenshit, so no one's holding their breath. 👍❤
16. 2019-04-17 at 8:38 PM UTC in How Pissed Should I Be?
    

    Schplew Houston

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Yup, front and rear recording cams too, this is like the one I have
    
    https://www.ebay.com/itm/4-3-Mirror-Dash-Cam-1080P-Touch-Screen-Front-and-Rear-Dual-Lens-Car-Camera/223436813339?hash=item3405df341b:g:8nQAAOSwoZJcE2NM
    
    
    edit: even cheaper $23
    
    https://www.ebay.com/itm/4-3-1080P-Dual-Lens-Car-Auto-DVR-Mirror-Dash-Cam-Recorder-Rear-View-Camera-Kit/273501956007?_trkparms=aid%3D555018%26algo%3DPL.SIM%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D57476%26meid%3D74522def3b944344aad3131a73fc6254%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D12%26mehot%3Dag%26sd%3D223436813339%26itm%3D273501956007&_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851

    
    Wow. wat a steal. I don't know hardly anything about these things... will these record the environment even when you're not in the car, and it's not turned on?
17. 2019-04-17 at 8:35 PM UTC in Is Mal fuckable?
    

    Schplew Houston

    Originally posted by mmQ Lala is the only cool girl here not scared to post pic.

    
    But she's the only girl here who's pic you really don't want to see... unless you're extremely thirsty.
18. 2019-04-17 at 8:33 PM UTC in Your thoughts at the moment
    

    Schplew Houston

    Originally posted by 🐿 That was in Branson faggot.

    
    I didn't say otherwise, did I? That's close enough to whatever 1 horse Town you live in... they are all your third cousins anyway. Got you... the answer is 0. You're not into the whole concept of spreading it around a bit. Gram and Gramps' generosity didn't get passed down to you, huh?👍
19. 2019-04-17 at 8:30 PM UTC in Your thoughts at the moment
    

    Schplew Houston
    Fuck. Thats someone I certainly should remember. But i dont. Maybe she'll come to me. I don't remember anyone posting full nudes in S&D chat. hmmmm
20. 2019-04-17 at 8:25 PM UTC in MOON PERSONs
    

    Schplew Houston
    .. I'm guessing the food is superb. Wouldn't that be the only logical reason he would go there if he disliked the people? Come on dude use your head for something other than a hat rack.👍